What Do You Call a Man Jokes Will Have You Laughing

Who would have thought names could be so funny and amusing at the same time? 

Evidently, no one. In reality, they are. 

You won’t be disappointed with these best What Do You Call A Man jokes. 

Have you ever wondered what jokes are related to your name? There is a good chance you will see your name on the list, which may surprise you! 

Laugh your heart out.

Hilarious What Do You Call a Man Jokes

  • What do you call a man who comes through the letterbox?
    • Bill.
  • What do you call a man who is always there for you?
    • Andy.
  • What do you call a man with a big blue, black, and yellow mark on his head? 
    • Bruce.
  • What do you call a man with a map on his head?
    • Miles.
  • What do you call a Spanish man that has lost his car?
    • Carlos!
  • What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
    • Edward!
  • What do you call a man with five wood pieces on his head?
    • I don’t know, but Edward Woodwould would!
  • What do you call a man with a seagull sitting on his head?
    • Cliff!
  • What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
    • Philippe-Philoppe!
  • What do you call a man in a bush?
    • Barry.
  • What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
    • Russell.
  • What do you call a man with a crane over his head?
    • Derek.
  • What do you call a man with a kilt around his head?
    • Scott.
  • What do you call a Spanish man who has been released from the hospital?
    • Manuel.
  • What do you call a man with a wig on his head?
    • Aaron.
  • What do you call a man with arms and legs missing in a swimming pool?
    • Bob.
  • What do you call a man with a car on his head?
    • Jack.
  • What do you call a policeman in bed?
    • An undercover cop.
  • What do you call a man with a briefcase in a tree?
    • Branch manager.
  • What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?
    • John.
  • What do you call a man who always wins?
    • Victor!
  • What do you call a man in a slow-cooker?
    • Stu!
  • What do you call a man with no shins?
    • Neil!
  • What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
    • Doug!
  • What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
    • Castrated.
  • What do you call a handcuffed man?
    • Trustworthy.
  • What do you call a smoldering man?
    • Cole.
  • What do you call a man who’s passed his prime?
    • Wane.
  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall?
    • Art.
  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs near a fireplace?
    • Red.
  • What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bun?
    • Frank.
  • What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
    • Phil
  • What do you call a man with a lavatory on his head?
    • Lou!
  • What do you call a man with a car number plate on his head?
    • Reg!
  • What do you call a man with a legal document on his head?
    • Will!

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