Turkey Jokes That Will Make You Want To Gobble Them Up

Turkey is probably associated with a savory Thanksgiving spread, but you can do so much more with it than just enjoy it with your grandmother’s cranberry sauce.

Take a look at these funny turkey jokes that you can share over the dinner table! 

Would you like to know a funny fact about turkey? Did you know that their poop is funny? It indicates that the droppings came from a male turkey if they resemble a “J.”. Do the droppings have a spiral shape? Female turkeys are to blame. That’s hilarious! Poop tells you who is which!

Hilarious Turkey Jokes and Puns

  • A limping turkey walks in what way?
    • It wobble, wobbles.
  • Did the turkey say anything to the computer?
    • Google, google, google!
  • Why could dad not stop moistening the turkey with juices?
    • It appealed to his baster instincts.
  • Is a turkey capable of jumping higher than the Empire State Building?
    • Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
  • What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
    • The outside!
  • What is the best time of year to serve rubber turkey?
    • Pranksgiving!
  • What is the reason why the turkey crossed the street?
    • He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
  • What’s a running turkey called?
    • Fast food.
  • What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
    • Peck on someone your own size!
  • Do you know when turkey soup is dangerous?
    • When you are the turkey.
  • If you crossed a turkey with a ghost, what would you get?
    • A poultrygeist!
  • What’s the best song to listen to while roasting a turkey?
    • All About That Baste.
  • What kind of key cannot open doors?
    • A tur-key.
  • Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken from the turkey?
    • He sensed fowl play.
  • Why was the turkey thankful on Thanksgiving?
    • Vegetarians.
  • With what glass do turkeys drink wine?
    • Gobbles.
  • What is the official Thanksgiving dance?
    • The turkey trot.
  • How did the mother turkey respond to her disobedient children?
    • If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy.
  • What happened when the turkey got into an argument?
    • He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  • So you wouldn’t sit next to a turkey for dinner?
    • Because he will gobble it up.
  • What kind of weather is good for turkeys?
    • Fowl weather!
  • How did turkey become so famous?
    • He played in “Harry Potter and the gobbler of fire”.
  • What makes turkeys gobble?
    • Because they never learned table manners.
  • What makes a turkey play the drums in a band?
    • Because he already had drumsticks!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
    • Peach Gobbler.
  • When the turkey was caught on Thanksgiving, what did it say to the hunter?
    • Quack.
  • Last year, why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste strange?
    • She ran out of thyme.
  • And why did the turkey bring a microphone to the dinner table?
    • He was ready for a roast.
  • What is the sound of a turkey’s phone?
    • “Wing, wing.”
  • How come turkey regrets not studying spelling?
    • He wrote gravy instead of grave in his testament.
  • How should I leave the turkey undefined?
    • I’ll tell you later.
  • So, how did the turkey get back home for the Thanksgiving feast?
    • She took the gravy train.
  • I wonder what turkeys wish for as Thanksgiving approaches?
    • Escape.
  • I wonder what two English turkeys discussed on Thanksgiving day?
    • To be or not to be stuffed, that is the question.
  • How does a space turkey sound like?
    • “Hubble, hubble!”
  • How do you describe an over-caffeinated turkey?
    • A per-key!
  • On the day after Thanksgiving, what is a turkey called?
    • Lucky.
  • But what kind of suspense is needed for a turkey to last?
    • I’ll tell you later.
  • Why did the turkey go to the cosmetic surgeon before Thanksgiving?
    • For its breast and thigh reductions.
  • Fruit comes from trees, so where does turkey come from?
    • A poul-tree.
  • What do you call a flock of featherless turkeys?
    • American Thanksgiving. 
  • Why did the pumpkin pie get embarrassed?
    • It saw the turkey dressing. 
  • What’s a genie’s favorite part of a turkey?
    • The wishbone.

Thanksgiving jokes are perfect for your next read! Pumpkin jokes, morning jokes and fall jokes are worthy to read too.

Funny Turkey One Liners and Stories

  • Thanksgiving dinner was prepared for guests from out of town.
    • I spent many hours cooking using recipes I found online.
    • But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown.
    • I made a huge mistake and cooked it upside down.
  • If things go wrong with Thanksgiving dinner, don’t lose your head.
    • The turkey did it for you already.
  • Maternity pants become maturkey pants every Thanksgiving.

Franklin referred to the turkey as “a much more respectable bird,” “a bird of courage,” and “a true original native of America.” The turkey is a fascinating animal that deserves to be protected.

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