You’ll Laugh Twice With These Twin Jokes

It’s true that some jokes are just plain bad, but twin jokes are hilarious. In some way, twins are twice as funny as any other joke due to their identical DNA and facial structure.

How many twins do you need to make a twin joke? Just two! Here are some twin jokes that you will laugh at twice.

Share these family friendly jokes with your loved ones: Sister Jokes, Brother Jokes and Husband and Wife Jokes.

Humorous Twin Jokes

  • Which fruits do twins like?
    • Pears.
  • What is the drummer’s twin daughters’ name?
    • Anna One. Anna Two.
  • Siamese twins went to London? Why?
    • So that the other one can drive as well.
  • What do you call twins who are both at once?
    • Hey, w.
  • What made the twin elephants leave the beach?
    • They only had a pair of trunks.
  • Did you hear about the Mexican fireman with twins?
    • He named one José.
    • He named the other one hose B.
  • Have you heard about the identical twins?
    • They were copies.
  • How do we refer to identical twin cats?
    • Duplicats.
  • The twin towers people were mad for what?
    • Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
  • Spiderman hates driving with his evil twin?
    • Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.
  • Have you heard about the Lucky Charms leprechaun’s evil twin?
    • He was tragically malicious. 
  • How do you call twin kangaroos?
    • Roo-mMates!
  • Have you heard about the conjoined twins fired from the FBI?
    • They were double agents.

Hilarious Lines About Twins

  • Life has two things that we’re never completely prepared for.
    • Twins.  
  • Due to a clerical error at the hospital, both of our twins are named William.
    • They billed us twice.
  • My calculus exam failed as a result of sitting between identical twins.
    • It was impossible to differentiate between them.
  • Avoid buying from twins.
    • They always come in pairs.
  • My twin brother called me from prison.
    • He said, “So you know how we finish each other’s sentences?”
  • It turns out my wife has an identical twin.
    • I saw her on Tinder.
  • If I had twin daughters, I’d name the first Kate, and the second Duplikate.
  • Today I found out I have an identical twin.
    • When we finally met, I got emotional.
    • I was beside myself.
  • Ohh twins!
    • Two for the price of one!
    • Twice as much as flipping two.
    • Have you tried putting two kids in one carseat? 
  • Anne: Are they twins?
    • Bea: No, the hospital was having a buy one, get one special.
  • I can handle any crisis.
    • I have twins. 
  • I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.
    • When they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday, it hit me. 
  • Recently, my friend Jay had twin girls he named after himself.
    • So I suggested Kaye and Elle. 
  • Since I am 24 seconds older than my twin brother.
    • I always start my sentences with “When I was your age” before explaining my magnificent creation to him. 
  • My twin likes to say “5 minutes ago I was your age”!
  • So good-looking and smart, my mom cloned me.
  • Me to my twin:
    • “I’m the main product, you’re the spare parts”
  • My dad: Well, one of you was unexpected!
  • My father was a conjoined twin.
    • Once removed, he was my uncle on my father’s side.
  • Maria gave birth to identical twins, Amal and Juan.
    • Only one photo is carried.
    • Because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
  • There were twins I once knew who were blind.
    • They were dentical.
  • To my twin, admit it, life would be boring without me, right? 
  • I am a mom of twins, what’s your superpower? 
  • God has a sense of humor, he created two of us. 
  • You can’t scare me, I have twins. 
  • Stranger: You have twins! Sleep enough?
    • Me: I close my eyes sometimes when I sneeze. 

Watch these cute and funny twin babies videos. They’ll make you laugh and want to keep them.

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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