Exam Jokes for a Stress-Free Test Day

The best way to break the monotony of studying is with a good joke. And what better way to relieve any tension or stress that could be mounting while taking a difficult exam? 

You can crack these exam jokes either before you take the exam or after you complete it to make the whole experience seem worthwhile.

Look at these chemistry jokes, biology jokes, and math jokes that will make you laugh while you study.

Hilarious Exam Jokes and Puns

  • What is the best way to write an exam paper in one night?
    • Start before the night before.
  • The scarecrow passed his exam for what reason?
    • Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • When it comes to remembering your exam answers, what is the best method?
    • Forget the question!
  • During exams, why don’t scientists trust atoms?
    • Because they make up everything!
  • When it comes to school subjects, what’s a vampire’s favorite?
    • Blood type!
  • Can you tell me what each exam paper said to the other?
    • “I think I’m blanking out!”
  • Witches take what kind of exams?
    • Spelling tests.
  • What do you do to prepare for an exam in pest control?
    • You stay up all night swatting!
  • What are the exams vampire teachers give?
    • Blood tests.
  • Which city always cheats on exams?
    • Peking!
  • How come princess Leia failed her exams?
    • She had Alderaan answers!
  • The night before an exam, a magician does what?
    • Abra-cram-dabra.
  • During the exam, a police recruit was asked, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
    • He answered, ‘Call for backup.’
  • What is the name of the most hated nation?
    • Exami-nation.
  • What is the worst feeling you can experience while having your prostate examined?
    • 2 hands on your shoulders.
  • How do you describe a lizard who supervises the screens of other lizards taking an online test?
    • Monitor monitor monitor monitor monitor monitor
  • Why aren’t cosmetics students anxious about missing their exams?
    • Because they like to take makeup tests!
  • When a cow does somewhat well on an exam, what do you say to her?
    • Medium well done. It made very few mis steaks.
  • Despite not studying, what wild creature does well on exams?
    • The cheetah.
  • How do carpenters become certified?
    • They take a board exam.
  • The student only answered questions 1, 3, 5 and 7 on the exam. Why?
    • Because they literally can’t even
  • Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it?
    • Rather than give me a zero, the teacher gave me a moon since she ran out of stars.
  • Is there any reason why Sally failed her final exam?
    • Because she had nothing written down.
  • What caused Jimmy’s grades to drop after the holidays?
    • Because everything was marked down.
  • What did the fish get on the math exam?
    • A sea plus.

Crazy Exam One Liners and Stories

  • A friend of mine has passed his degree in sound engineering.
    • He got a 1-2-1-2.
  • I always give 100%.
    • Because of this, I lost my job marking exams.
  • During my exam, my calculator stopped working.
    • I can’t count on it anymore!
  • I failed my football teamwork exam.
    • I didn’t pass.
  • Dept Of Statistics:
    • All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
  • Using my lucky pencil, I passed the exam.
    • It was simply meant 2b.
  • It has been said that the customer is always right…
    • So that’s why I took my exam in a grocery store.
  • Last week, I took a psychic exam.
    • I failed horribly.
    • It was devastating because I really looked forward to that job as a fortune teller.
    • I guess I just didn’t see it coming.
  • Pupil: I think I shouldn’t have gotten a zero on this exam.
    • Class: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!
  • The young mother inspected a new educational toy skeptically.
    • The sales clerk asked, “Isn’t it rather complicated for a young boy?”.
    • “It’s designed to teach the child how to live in today’s world, madam,” the shop clerk replied.
    • “Any way he tries to put it together is wrong.”
  • I failed the Greek Mythology exam.
    • It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
  • I could feel an exam in my stomach.
    • It was kinda quizzy.
  • I would have $6.30 now if I received 50 cents for every failed math exam.
  • Although I tried my best to pass the exam on safely capturing butterflies.
    • I ended up getting stung by a bee instead.
  • The day before my test, I messaged my ex.
    • I asked if he had any good cheating tips.
  • I took an exam on rainbows once.
    • I passed with flying colours.
  • Today, I passed the exams to become a funeral director!
    • Too bad it’s a dying trade.
  • Exam: Why do humans have different blood types? 
    • Students: So that Mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors. 

Exam Trivia Challenge

Author’s Note

While exams can be stressful and anxiety-inducing, humor can be a great way to lighten the mood and ease the tension. With a good exam joke, you can make your fellow students and teachers laugh and maybe even forget about the pressure of the test for a moment.

So next time you’re feeling nervous before an exam, try telling a joke or two and see if it helps you relax and perform better. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even when it comes to exams!

Take a look at this video of Mr. Bean taking an exam. You won’t be able to help but laugh.

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