40 Hot Summer Jokes for Kids To Keep Them Happy & Cool

The last thing you want to do on a hot day is make your kids feel even hotter, but that’s what jokes are about, right?

Jokes can be funny, but they can also improve behavior, encourage conversation, and help the kids connect with each other.

If you want to keep your kids happy and cool, use these summer jokes for kids.

Summer Jokes for Kids

The robot went on summer vacation for what reason?
- To recharge his batteries!
What is the favorite season of math teachers?
- Sum-mer.
Why can’t basketball players take vacations?
- They would get called for traveling!
When you look at the ocean, how do you know it’s friendly?
- It waves.
What did the mother tell her son who wanted to swim in the high waves?
- “Let’s wait and sea!”
How do you describe a sunburned librarian?
- Well red.
Suns are obsessed with math problems. Why?
- Because it is always talking about Sum-mer.
After a long day at the beach, what did the boy say?
- “Mommy, I’m surf bored.”
What are the best ways to prevent a summer cold?
- Catch it in the winter!
Mermaids use what to call each other?
- Shell phones.
Is there a favorite vacation spot for math teachers?
- Times Square.
What made the science teacher jump into the pool?
- To test the water.
What makes the mountains a funny vacation destination?
- They are hill-arious!
During the summer, what do trains do?
- Play beach trolleyball.
As the tide came in, what did the beach say?
- Long time no sea.
If you are rejected by the sunscreen company, what do you do?
- Reapply.

In the summer, what do ghosts like to eat?
- I Scream.
Brown, hairy, and wearing sunglasses, what is it?
- A coconut on its summer holiday!
Have you ever wondered what bread does on vacation?
- It loafs around!
Bananas use sunscreen for what reason?
- Because they peel.

When do you go at red and stop at green?
- Whenever you’re eating a watermelon.
What is the coolest letter?
- Iced T.
Sun drinks from what?
- SUN glasses.
In response to the ice cream, what did the reporter say?
- “What’s the scoop?”

What’s a frog’s favorite summer treat?
- Hopsicles!
On a hot summer day, the pig said what?
- I’m bacon!
When sheep go on vacation, where do they go?
- The Baaa-hamas.
When you combine an elephant with a fish, what do you get?
- Swimming trunks.
What makes fish swim in saltwater?
- Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

During August, what do you call a labrador retriever at the beach?
- A hot dog.
Do fish take vacations?
- No, because they’re always in school!
In the summer, what do bees say?
- “It’s swarm, isn’t it?!”
Is there a reason why the elephant didn’t buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?
- Because he already had a trunk!
In July, what do you call a snowman?
- A puddle.

During the summer, what games do anglers enjoy playing?
- Go fish.
Where can you bring your pet bird on vacation this summer?
- The Canary Islands.
When it’s sunny, what do sheep do?
- Have a baa-baa-cue.