Painting Jokes To Make Your Life More Colorful 

Life is not all black and white; in fact it is full of colors. 

Painting is a great way to spend time and make your life more colorful. There are many fun moments in life that deserve to be painted, to make them come alive.

Good news! You don’t need to be an artist to make your life more colorful. All you need to do is start adding some fun to your life. What better way to do that than with painting jokes! 

Consider this blog, your new paintbrush. We will give you painting jokes to color your everyday life!

Painting Jokes and Puns You’ll Laugh At

  • Can you tell me what type of music a painter likes to listen to?
    • “Rock and Easel”!
  • Is there a reason why the painter was in trouble with the law?
    • Because they were caught with too many “brushes”!
  • What is a good way to tell if a painting is cold?
    • It’s shivering!
  • What do you call a painter without a girlfriend?
    • Homeless!
  • A painter makes a seafood dish in what way?
    • With a palette knife!
  • Can you tell me what a painter’s favorite snack is?
    • Oil and vinegar chips!
  • When Cobain got too close to painting, what did he say?
    • Smells like White Spirit.”
  • How does a painter fight?
    • He challenges his rival to a doodle.
  • What do you call a pig who paints?
    • Pig-casso.
  • Why did Claude stop painting?
    • Cause he was not getting any ‘Monet’.
  • Cows hang their paintings where?
    • In a Moooo-seum.
  • Is there a reason Degas took so long in the toilet?
    • He was consti-painted.
  • What painting never seems to be happy?
    • The Moaning Lisa.
  • How did Leonardo Da Vinci never go hungry at night?
    • He just painted The Last Supper.
  • Is there a reason why the Russians paint Z on everything?
    • Because the swastika was already taken.
  • Tina Turner painted her kitchen with what?
    • Second hand emulsion.
  • Is there a reason why the little girl painted spots on the staircase?
    • She was a step-dotter.
  • Have you heard about the paint catapult that won the competition?
    • It won with flying colors.
  • What is the connection between Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain?
    • They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
  • After a long battle, what did the two paintings say?
    • “Let’s call this one a draw.”
  • Is there a difference between school and prison?
    • One is painted.
  • The paintings named their daughter what?
    • Palette.
  • Can you tell me what the painter said to the wall?
    • “One more crack like that, and I’ll plaster ya.”
  • In Dire Straits, what does a painter sing?
    • “Monet for Nothing”.
  • Can you tell me what the main difference between an electrician and a painter is?
    • An electrician washes his hands after he has gone potty, but a painter washes his hands before he goes potty.
  • What made the teacher angry with the student?
    • Because he was painting the devil on the wall in front of the principal.
  • The birthday of a painter is called what?
    • Red-letter day.
  • What made Hitler such a bad painter?
    • He could only paint reichtangles.
  • Painters use what cryptocurrency?
    • Monet.
  • How did the painter die?
    • By painting last breathe.
  • When a painter gets cold, what does he do?
    • Put on another coat. 
  • When Hank Hill meets Bob Ross, what do you get?
    • A Pro-painter.

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Funny Lines About Painting Worth Sharing

  • If painting is in your veins…
    • don’t be afraid of paint as one day you will have to face it.
  • While working on his latest painting, a painter was murdered.
    • The police still can’t see the full picture.
  • When I say I enjoy painting peas in cages, no one understands.
    • I don’t know what’s so hard about it.
    • I’m a trapped peas artist.
  • Apparently, my wife has been over-paintering her eyebrows.
    • She looked surprised.
  • A mirror is the saddest painting you will ever see.
  • There is a local gallery showing some work by a friend who is a painter.
    • He did the skirting boards.
  • A bald friend painted rabbits on his head.
    • At a distance, they look like hares.
  • There was a chap painting pictures of bikes on the roof of a local church.
    • Cycleangelo.
  • Purchased some graffiti-proof paint.
    • It’s unremarkable.
  • After the painters finish painting my home, they hand me the bill.
    • I noticed that by the paint it says $0.
    • “You guys did such a great job, why aren’t you charging me for the paint?” I ask.
    • The head painter looks at me and says, “don’t worry about the paint, it’s on the house.”
  • During the exhibition, a painter got a call from the gallery.
    • The gallery owner said, “I have good news and bad news. A fellow came in this morning and asked if your work is the kind that would increase in value after the artist’s death. I said yes, and he bought all fifteen paintings. The bad news is that he’s your doctor.”
  • Currently, I’m working on a book about getting work as a painter.
    • It’s a primer for paint jobs.
  • It was my dream to become a self-portrait artist.
    • But in the end, it just wasn’t me. 
  • I’m a painter and my friend is an author. 
    • Recently, I sold a painting at auction for a hundred dollars.
    • At the same time, my friend published a short story for the same price. 
    • I guess a picture is worth a thousand words. 
  • It’s annoying when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart without even having seen one of his paintings. 

The Painting Funhous

Auhtor’s Note

In the colorful world of art, painting jokes are like the vibrant brushstrokes that add humor to the canvas of creativity. They remind us that even in the realm of artistic expression, a good laugh can be the most beautiful masterpiece. So, whether you’re an artist or an art appreciator, remember that humor, like a well-chosen color, can brighten any day and bring joy to the world of imagination.

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