Skiing is a thrilling activity that improves one’s fitness, makes them a better skier, and builds camaraderie. While skiing is thrilling, skiing jokes are even funnier.
Here we will look at a few of the top ski jokes to enjoy your downhill skiing experience.
Funny Ski Jokes
- When it comes to school, what do skiers enjoy most?
- Snow and tell.
- What is the favorite movie of downhill skiers?
- “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it.
- The stock broker went to the ski resort for what reason?
- He wanted to meet moguls.
- What is the place where skiers keep their money?
- In a snow bank.
- Why was the skier always expecting the worst when he reached the top of the mountain?
- He knew it was all downhill from there.
- Do you know what you call a slow skier?
- A slopepoke.
- What kind of animals do skiers own?
- Salo-pets!
- When skiers make mistakes, what do they use to correct them?
- Whiteout.
- Is there a reason why the skier was hospitalized?
- He hurt his ski bum.
- What makes the Swiss so bad at skiing?
- They need a lot of Alp!
- When a ski bum breaks up with his girlfriend, what do you call him?
- Homeless!
- Do Polish people have ski at the end of their names for some reason?
- Because they can’t spell toboggan.
- Skiers eat what for lunch?
- Icebergers!
- Is there a difference between a ski bum and a pizza pie?
- The pizza can actually feed a family of four
- When a ski instructor enters the room, how do you know?
- Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
- What is the number of telemark skiers needed to screw in a lightbulb?
- Two. One to turn the build while the other says “nice turns brah!”
- Can you explain the difference between a Ski Schooler and God?
- God doesn’t think he’s a Ski Schooler.
- What’s the difference between a ski school jacket and a cactus?
- With the cactus… the prick is on the outside.
- A skier in Switzerland goes where after a long day of skiing?
- Swiss Chalet.
- Have you seen the Olympic downhill skier who crossed the finish line backwards?
- He came in last…butt first.
- What is the number of ski coaches needed to screw in a light bulb?
- One to screw it in and five to say “Nice Turns!”
- Skiers eat what for breakfast?
- Frosted Flakes.
- What is the best way for a skier to get to work?
- Byicicle.
Jokes About Sports That You’ll Laugh at Next: Boxing Jokes, Cycling Jokes, Bowling Jokes
Hilarious Ski One Liners and Stories
- After skiing off-piste, I ended up on a frozen lake.
- I was really on thin ice.
- Don’t get into skiing.
- The road is slippery.
- Whatever you think of skiing, you can say it.
- But the sport is going downhill, fast!
- My friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift.
- It was an uphill battle.
- I went skiing for the first time.
- I became a tree hugger.
- When my wife goes skiing, she enjoys falling on purpose.
- She’s a strange woman, but that’s how she rolls.
- I retired from skiing.
- It was just a downhill slide for my skills.
- I like ski lifts.
- Whenever I get up, they always chair me!
- After many years of skiing holidays, I’ve decided to stop.
- It’s my last resort!
- I am getting snow board of mountains, please may we stop skiing.
- After I did my first ski jump my dad patted me on the back and said “I glove you.”
- A blonde bought some water skis last year but hasn’t used them yet.
- She’s still looking for a lake with a hill.
- I hid in the back of the car when I wasn’t supposed to go on the skiing holiday with my parents.
- When we arrived they called me the snowaway.
- A psychiatry convention was taking place at a ski resort.
- I’ve never seen so many Freudians slip
- The Hangover Joke:
- Alan: I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. When my grandpa died, I was so upset.
- Phil: How’d he die?
- Alan: World War II.
- Phil: Died in battle?
- Alan: No, it was just during World War II when he was skiing in Vermont.
Check out this guide to choosing the right equipment for skiing.