As well as providing excellent exercise, cycling can also be a great deal of fun!
Check out our list of cycling jokes that will have you laughing all the way to the finish line! From bike-related puns to humorous observations about cyclists, these jokes will have you entertained on your next ride.
So, pedal on over and take a look!
Funny Cycling Jokes
- If you cross a bike with a flower, what do you get?
- Bicycle petals!
- What is the best way to make a tissue dance?
- You put a little “boogie” in it, just like a bicycle!
- What made the bicycle go to school?
- To get a little “pedal”-ucation!
- Can you tell me what the stolen bicycle said to the cyclist who took its seat?
- “You’re just saddle-ing!”
- What caused the bicycle to fall down the hill?
- Because it couldn’t brake!
- A bicycle built by a chemist is called what?
- A “bike-arbonate”!
- What is the most difficult part of learning to ride a bike?
- The road.
- When cycling, what has been the strangest thing you’ve eaten?
- Since things turned sour with my wife a fortnight ago, I’ve taken to riding 50 miles a day to clear my head. I’m now 700 miles from home and feeling much happier.
- Is there a reason why the bike couldn’t stand up by itself?
- It was two tyre’d.
- Can you tell me how the apple got to school?
- They rode a pie-cycle!
- In winter, what does a cyclist ride?
- An icicle!
- Have you heard about the lunatic who won the Tour de France in one day?
- He took the psycho path!
- What are the signs that you’ve married a cycling addict?
- You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
- Ghost-proof bicycles: what are they?
- One with no spooks in it.
- When a bicycle has a bed on top, what do you call it?
- Bedridden.
- Are you tired of being fat and ugly?
- Buy a bike and just be ugly.
- What is the difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist?
- Attire.
- Did you know Alfred Hitchcock enjoyed downhill mountain biking?
- He was a master of suspension.
- When a professional cyclist breaks up with his girlfriend, what do you call him?
- Homeless
- What is the reason for the ban on bicycles for bank tellers?
- They tend to lose their balance.
- How did the barber win the bike race?
- He took a shortcut.
- What do you call a therapist for cyclists?
- A cycologist.
- The bike that wondered what it was like to be a motorcycle was called what?
- Bike-curious.
- The bicycle went to the psychiatrist for what reason?
- It had cycle logical problems
- Soldiers returning from war and boys with bicycles have what in common?
- They say “Look ma, No hands!”
- Why do most guitarists enjoy cycling?
- Because a cycle comes with two pedals!
- Which bicycle race is a noodle’s favorite?
- The Tour de Lini.
- Is there a reason why the little boy took his bicycle to bed with him?
- Because he didn’t want to sleepwalk.
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Hilarious One Liners and Conversations About Cycling
- On a winter’s day, I spotted my mate chest-high in snow.
- When I offered him a lift, he replied: “No thanks, I’m on the bike”.
- On his deathbed, a cyclist asked his best friend to do him a favor.
- “Anything,” replied his friend.
- “Just don’t let my wife sell my bikes for what I told her I paid for them,” he begged.
- Spaghetti cannot be made into a bicycle, according to my sister.
- You should have seen her face when i rode pasta!
- In heaven, a very devout cyclist dies.
- Saint Peter meets him at the gate.
- As soon as the cyclist sees heaven, he asks if there are bicycles there.
- “Sure,” says St. Peter, “let me show you,” and he leads the guy into the finest Velodrome you can imagine.
- “This is great,” the cyclist says.
- “It certainly is,” says St. Peter. “You’ll have a custom bike and the best cycling clothes you’ve ever seen, and your personal masseuse will always be available.”
- A blur riding a gold-plated bike streaks by them on the boards as they speak.
- “Wow!” the cyclist exclaims. ” He was so fast, that could only have been Mark Cavendish!”
- “No,” says St. Peter, “that was God on the bike. He only thinks he’s Mark Cavendish.”
- On a bright sunny day, a nerd was walking down the sidewalk when his friend, another nerd, rode up on a shiny new bicycle.
- Upon seeing his friend’s sweet ride, the first nerd exclaimed, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”
- The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!'”
- As the second nerd sighed in approval, he said, “Good choice. The clothes wouldn’t have fit.”
- You’re a cycling addict if when you hear about a crash, your first question is…
- “How’s the bike?”
- I went to the bike shop to get a patch kit.
- Left with two bikes, a multi-tool, four water bottles, and socks.
- Yesterday, I cycled through a flower-filled meadow.
- My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.
- Around the corner, a shop does a roaring business removing cyclists’ eyes.
- It’s called Cycle-Ops.
- I kick my bike back when it hurts me.
- You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.
- Take a look at the cost of public transportation to understand why Brits are so good at cycling.
- At the age of 97, my granny started cycling.
- She has been doing ten miles per day – and now we don’t know where the heck she is!
- Every year, tire pumps become more expensive.
- It’s all because of inflation.
- Jack and Jill are climbing a steep hill on their tandem.
- “Phew, that was a tough climb,” said Jill, leaning over, breathing hard.
- “That climb was so hard, and we were going so slow, I thought we were never going to make it.”
- “Yeah, good thing I kept the brakes on,” said Jack, “or we’d have slid all the way back down!”
- At night, a vicar was stopped by the police for not having a backlight.
- The vicar says, “I don’t need a back light, the Lord is with me.”
- The policeman says, “Two on a bike as well, that’s another offense.”
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Author’s Note
Cycling is not only a fantastic mode of transportation and exercise but also a source of humor that can make us pedal with laughter. These cycling jokes remind us that even in the midst of a challenging uphill climb, there’s always room for a good laugh on the open road. So, whether you’re a passionate cyclist or just enjoy a leisurely ride, keep these jokes handy to brighten up your biking adventures!
People of all ages can enjoy cycling because it is a low-impact, healthy exercise. Additionally, it’s cheap, fun, and environmentally friendly. Find out how cycling can benefit you.
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