Bowling Jokes That Will Give Strike Laughs

Bowling is a very remarkable sport that has been around for a very long time. It all started with a simple idea of knocking down a few pins by hand. 

And when people got bored of that, they thought it would be fun to play against each other. As time went on, the sport became more serious and more equipment was made available to the players. 

We have here the funniest bowling jokes you will ever hear that won’t strike you out! So, go through them.

No matter if you are a sports enthusiast or just enjoy playing sports, these tennis jokes, basketball jokes, and soccer jokes will make you smirk. 

Funny Bowling Jokes and Puns

  • What’s the point of keeping a bowling alley quiet?
    • So you can hear a pin drop!
  • What should the cost of a bowling game be?
    • Ten pinnies.
  • Ghosts love sports, so what’s their favorite?
    • Boo-ling.
  • What caused the parents to be embarrassed by their child at the bowling alley?
    • Because he kept bowling his eyes out!
  • Why was the bowling alley so hot?
    • Because there were no fans!
  • Where does the thrill of speed come from for bowling balls?
    • In the fast lane!
  • Can you tell the difference between a puppy and a lousy bowler?
    • The puppy will stop whining eventually.
  • What made the bad bowler known as Lightning?
    • Because he’d never strike twice!
  • Is there a reason why the bowler waited so long to take their turn?
    • They were waiting for inspiration to strike!
  • Who is the best bowler among the Superman characters?
    • Lois Lane!
  • Is there a reason why the family couldn’t go bowling?
    • The pins were on strike.
  • When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
    • When it’s packed with fans.
  • What is the reason for banning football players from bowling alleys?
    • They’re known to spike the ball.
  • What motivates bowlers to join unions?
    • They like strikes.
  • What kind of cats enjoy bowling?
    • Alley cats. 
  • When a bowling ball falls from the sky and knocks down all the pins, what do you call it?
    • An Airstrike. 
  • When the Bowling Pin was accused, what did it say?
    • “I’ve been framed!”
  • What makes bowling pins so persistent?
    • They always get knocked down, but they get back up again.
  • Is there a bowler who wears the biggest shoes?
    • The one with the biggest feet.
  • What did the chef do wrong while playing bowling?
    • He was rolling pins.
  • After hearing a joke, what did the bowling pins do?
    • Fell down laughing.
  • Is there anything in common between a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest? 
    • They both want a Turkey (a turkey is 3 strikes bowled consecutively).
  • Who is the famous bowler who flies like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
    • Muhammad Alley.
  • If the Invisible Man and a bowler crossed, what would you get? 
    • Bowling like no one has ever seen.
  • Rugby has referees; what about bowls? Soup.

Hilarious Bowling One Liners

  • My intention was to tell you a very bad bowling pun.
    • But I thought I’d spare you.
  • Bowling is something I enjoy.
    • Seriously.
    • It’s right up my alley. 
  • The other day, I went bowling with a military general.
    • He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard.
    • So, he launched a preemptive strike.
  • I forgot my bowling ball at home.
    • Can I borrow your spare?
  • Every four years, I go bowling to make sure I still hate it.
  • If our small town didn’t have bowling, there’d be no culture at all.
  • Earlier that day, I told a friend that I had just landed a job at a bowling alley.
    • “Ten pin?” He asked.
    • “No” I replied, “it’s permanent”
  • It was my son’s birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling.
    • It was a great time, he would have loved it.
  • Stay Alert – The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large.
    • The police have warned that he may strike again.
  • You should never bowl with a mathematician.
    • They always find the X’s.
  • Since I always strike out with ladies/men, bowling must be my favorite sport.
  • Bowlers don’t die, they just end up in the gutter.
  • My drinking team has a bowling problem.
  • Never trust a woman who is good at bowling.
    • She goes on too many dates. 
  • The bowling ball wasn’t happy so it went on strike.
  • The ideal sport is bowling. 
    • It’s basically an hour of drinking beer occasionally interrupted by six seconds of exercise. 
  • Wife: Did you see the dog bowl? 
    • Husband: No, I didn’t know he could. 
  • My friend always wears armor when going bowling. 
    • Apparently he plays knights.
  • I love eating skittles
    • Despite being banned from my local bowling alley.
  • After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd like on television. 
    • Apparently, it’s unacceptable in bowling. 

Bowling is a game which is played by people of different ages. People love to play all over the world, and they like to have some fun while they are doing it. Here is a funny compilation of bowling fails you won’t want to miss. 

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