Boxing Jokes That Won’t Knock You Out

Boxing is a serious sport. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it. 

Get knocked out by these hilarious boxing jokes! We have jokes about boxers, boxing matches, and everything in between. Even if you don’t like boxing, these jokes will make you laugh. 

Whether you’re looking for a laugh or a good time, we have the right joke for you. Get in on the fun with volleyball jokes, tennis jokes, and even bowling jokes

Funny Boxing Jokes

  • What is the favorite dessert of a boxer?
    • Punch cake!
  • Is there a reason why the boxer brought a ladder to the fight?
    • Because he wanted to take it to the next level!
  • What does it take to become a boxing champion?
    • Punch your way to the top!
  • Boxers are not good carpenters, why is that?
    • Because they always knock their boards out!
  • In the summer, how do boxers keep cool?
    • They use their fans to “blow” away the competition!
  • When the boxer went to the gym, why did he bring a suitcase?
    • Because he wanted to pack a punch!
  • What is the best way to make fruit punch?
    • Give it boxing lessons.
  • Is there a reason why Pirates always win boxing matches?
    • They have a killer hook.
  • Boxing comedians need what?
    • A good punchline.
  • When you are moving, what is the best sport to learn?
    • Boxing.
  • When a Klitschko brother beats up a boxer, what do they call him?
    • A sore loser.
  • Is there a reason why boxers write “TGIF” on their boxing shoes?
    • Toes Go In First.
  • Can you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest a boxing match?
    • Alien vs. Predator
  • Jupiter was banned from competing in the planetary boxing match because of what?
    • He took asteroids.  
  • What made the man upset after attending a boxing match in Warsaw?
    • Because his seat was behind a Pole.  
  • Is there a reason why everyone starts fighting the day after Christmas?
    • Because it’s Boxing Day!   
  • What is the favorite dog of a fighter?
    • A boxer.
  • Can you tell the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?
    • One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out
  • Does a match box?
    • No, but a tin can!
  • When it comes to hockey games and boxing matches, what’s the difference?
    • In a hockey game, the fights are real.
  • What did Mike Tyson tell his girlfriend?
    • You’re EARresistable
  • In what ways are Bud Light bottles similar to boxers?
    • They are both empty from the neck up.
  • How do you refer to a gay boxer?
    • Fruit Punch!
  • Is Manny Pacquiao going to write anything on Floyd Mayweather’s tombstone?
    • “You can stop counting. I’m not getting up.”
  • What was the reason for the boxer’s dismissal?
    • He never punched out.
  • What do you call a champion boxer who has flatulence?
    • Gaseous Clay.
  • Have you seen the old boxing cartoon for kids?
    • It’s called the Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  • How do you refer to a Mexican boxing match?
    • Juan v Juan.
  • What is the similarity between a bottle of beer and a boxer?
    • They’re both empty from the neck up.
  • Is there a reason why elephant boxing matches are so confusing?
    • ‘Cause both contestants have gray trunks
  • When a dyslexic boxer gets knocked out, what does he say?
    • OK.
  • What makes guys with saggy pants bad boxers?
    • They don’t like being belted.
  • At the big boxing match, what did the king and queen do?
    • They put up their dukes.
  • What is the common denominator between Picasso and a terrible boxer?
    • They both spend a lot of time on the canvas!
  • Have you heard about the paraplegic boxer?
    • He really rolls with the punches.
  • What are the similarities between anesthesiologists and boxers?
    • They knock people out for a living.
  • How do you describe a fighter who is also a gamer?
    • An X-Boxer!
  • Have you heard about the boxers’ union?
    • They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

Hilarious Boxing One Liners and Stories

  • I wanted to post a joke about boxing…
    • however, the punchline slipped my mind.
  • Coach, my sparring partner is out sick.
    • Can I train alone today?
    • Knock yourself out.
  • Michael: Are your parents boxers?
    • Dan: No Why?
    • Michael: Because you’re one hell of a knock out!
  • This weekend, I’ll watch two guys fight in the Indian Boxing Championships.
    • Now that is a pun jab I would like to see.
  • Mike Tyson is one of the few people who would step into the ring with me.
    • Because I’m an organ donor, it’d be a charity event.
  • I once lost a chess game to a computer.
    • But it was no match for me in kick-boxing. 
  • One of my bulls just started boxing.
    • I call him Moo-hammad Ali.
  • There’s a rumor that Mexicans are pretty good at boxing…
    • Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.
  • Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street…
    • Run away and you’re unlikely to get hit.
  • There is a little known fact about Jim Jones that he was an aspiring boxer.
    • He quit the sport after taking out 900 people with one punch.
  • During a boxing class, I discovered I have an unusually long reach and an even more unusual amount of inner rage.
    • My instructor was like, “Sir please don’t choke and bite the punching bag.” (Jeff Dye)

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Author’s Note

Boxing is a sport that not only demands physical prowess but also provides a rich source of humor. These boxing jokes remind us that even in the world of intense competition and training, there’s room for laughter and good-natured fun. So, whether you’re a fan of the sport or simply appreciate a good punchline, these jokes are a knockout way to bring humor to the ring!

Feel free to share these boxing jokes with your friends to make your next boxing match even more fun. You won’t want to miss these ten funny moments in and out of the ring.

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