Funny Falling Jokes That Will Make You Watch Your Step While Laughing

One of the most common accidents in the world is falling. It is also one of the most embarrassing things a person can experience. A slip here and there, a small tumble.

Nobody finds falling funny. Fortunately, these funny falling jokes will help you laugh at the funny side of falling. In fact, it can make you laugh after you fall.

Funny Falling Jokes

  • What caused the scarecrow to fall over so often?
    • Because it was outstanding in its field!
  • Have you heard about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
    • He made a mint, but he also fell into a hole in his profits!
  • When the tomato fell, why did it turn red?
    • Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • When a snowman falls, what do you call it?
    • An “icident”!
  • What caused the broom to fall asleep?
    • Because it was always “sweep”-y!
  • When you buy London Bridge trousers, what happens?
    • They keep falling down.
  • How come scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
    • It’s because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
  • If you’re falling asleep, how do you know you’re not just dying peacefully?
    • You don’t.
  • If it falls out of a tree, what green and fuzzy thing could kill you?
    • A pool table.
  • When a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, what does that mean?
    • It means that the illegal logging business is a success.
  • What caused the polynomial tree to fall over?
    • It didn’t have any real roots.
  • Is there a reason why Russian officials are falling out of windows lately?
    • Because they no longer have the iron curtain.
  • What makes trees so carefree and easygoing?
    • Because every fall, they let loose.
  • The man fell down the well for what reason?
    • Because he couldn’t see that well.
  • How do you describe a book about falling down the stairs?
    • It’s a step-by-step guide.
  • What is the law of falling?
    • When you fall, you first think if someone has seen you, not if you are hurt.
  • How did the leaf respond to the other leaf?
    • “I’m falling for you.”
  • When a prisoner falls down stairs, what do you call him?
    • Condescending, condescending.
  • What do you call a wizard who falls down the stairs?
    • Tumbledore!
  • Have you heard about the guy who fell down the stairs at the airport?
    • Damn near missed the whole flight.
  • What did the skydiver say in Autumn?
    • “I love the fall.”
  • Do you have a bandage on?
    • Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • In October, why is it so easy to trick a leaf?
    • They fall for anything.
  • Susie fell off the swing for what reason?
    • Because she didn’t have any arms.
  • Before Autumn, what did Summer say to Spring?
    • “Help! I am going to fall.”
  • What makes Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much?
    • Because he had a great fall.
  • Do you have any similarities with your best friend and a tree?
    • They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
  • Why do painters always fall in love with their models?
    • Because they love them with all of their art.
  • When a cow falls down the stairs, what happens?
    • A milkshake.

Hilarious Falling One Liners and Stories

  • According to my neighbor, my gravel caused him to fall.
    • But it was his own dumb asphalt.
  • On my bike, I bought a bottle of vodka and put it in the basket on the front.
    • It then occurred to me that the bottle might break if I fell or something happened.
    • So I drank it all right there and it’s a good thing I did because I fell 7 times on the way home.
  • Someone was falling into a black hole.
    • They were beginning to realize the seriousness of their situation.
  • It does not matter how many times you fall down, what matters is how many times you get back up.
    • It was unfortunate that the officer didn’t appreciate my grit during the roadside sobriety test.
  • One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.
    • If they laugh, you are still young.
    • If they panic and start running to you, you’re old.
  • A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
    • Baa-dumm-tss.
  • Everything I fall in love with leaves me.
    • If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it will leave me as well.
  • Did you fall from heaven?
    • Is that cliff up there where you fell from?
  • As a result of falling down the stairs, I broke my upper arm.
    • It’s quite humerus if you think about it.
  • Here are the steps to fall down a flight of stairs:
    • Step 1
    • Step 2
    • Step 4
    • Step 9
    • Step 17
    • Step 36

The Falling Down Laughing Quiz


No matter if you fall or not, these jokes below will be perfect for your next read. Be sure not to stop having fun, keep laughing.

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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