Ohio has a special place in the hearts of both Americans and the people who live in it. Ohio has many wonderful things to offer. Why not take the opportunity to read a few Ohio jokes to have a good laugh?
You’ll laugh so hard that you’ll feel happy inside after reading these Ohio jokes. Come on, let’s go!
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Hilarious Ohio Jokes and Puns
- In Ohio, what do you call a fish?
- Lake Erie-sistible!
- Is there a reason why the Ohioan brought a ladder to the football game?
- To see over the Buckeye crowd!
- What type of music is most popular among Ohioans?
- Buckeye-ntry.
- What is the best way to make tea in Ohio?
- They use a “Cincy” kettle!
- When you cross a Cleveland Browns fan with a Cincinnati Bengals fan, what do you get?
- A rivalry made in Ohio sports heaven.
- Is there a reason why Ohioans never get lost?
- Because they always know the “O-HI-O” way!
- Can you tell me what the o said to the other o?
- Ohio.
- What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT?
- Drool.
- What state speaks Japanese in the US?
- Ohio.
- What makes Ohio State football players not sink in the Great Lakes?
- Because crap floats.
- What was the reason for covering Ohio Stadium with cardboard?
- Because the Buckeyes always look better on paper.
- When blondes move from Michigan to Ohio, what happens?
- Both states become smarter!
- Is there a reason why Ohio State disbanded its water polo team?
- All the horses drowned.
- Is there a reason why the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box?
- They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
- Are you aware that there is a city in Ohio called “Engagement?”
- It’s somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
- Is there a reason Columbus Ohio does not have a professional football team?
- Because then Cincinnati and Cleveland would want one too.
- Ohio produced 20 astronauts for what reason?
- Because it’s so boring, the inhabitants want to leave the planet.
- What is the most awkward state in the US?
- ‘O…Hi!…o…’
- What makes Ohio State so good at football?
- Because Urban Meyer showed them how to beat everybody.
- Most of the top urologists in the US hail from what country?
- Yellow Springs, Ohio.
- In Ohio, what would you call a carpet cleaning company?
- Cleveland Steamers.
- What state is round on both sides and high in the middle?
- oHIo.
Funny Ohio Short Stories
- I urge us all to pray for the people in Ohio.
- Nothing happened, they just have to live there.
- An unidentified man in his late twenties walked into a police station in Ohio with a 9-inch wire protruding from his forehead and calmly requested an X-ray to locate his stolen brain.
- Police were shocked to discover the man had drilled a 6-inch hole in his skull with a Black & Decker power drill and stuck a wire in to search for the missing brain.
- My phone is covered with a Cleveland Browns case.
- Now all my calls get intercepted.
- If there were actually unhappy cows, we’d imagine they would have to be from Ohio.
- In Japanese, ohayo means “good morning.”.
- And that is the most interesting thing about Ohio.
- Cleveland, Ohio, is under tornado warnings.
- Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- The Ohio and Michigan Institute of Lions and Tigers and Bears.
- OH,MI.
- Japanese tourists love visiting Ohio.
- It’s always morning there, which amazes them.
- Ohio weather is bipolar.
- (Except it’s more like “quadpolar”. Too bad that isn’t a word. We could really use it here.)
Funny Lines About Ohio
- Ohio Laws:
- If you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent that you play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.00.
- Ohio Laws:
- According to the Ohio driver’s education manual, you must honk the horn when passing another vehicle.
- Ohio:
- Not sure if it will be 30 degrees or 80 degrees today.
- Ohio:
- At Least We’re Not Michigan.
- Ohio:
- Welcome to the land where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week.
- Ohio:
- What a lovely spring we’re having.
- Ohio:
- Our hatred of Michigan is greater than any other.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- You’ve ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- Every festival in the state is named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- Beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows are the major food groups you think of.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- As soon as someone opens their mouth, you know if they are from southern, middle, or northern Ohio.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- You have a Buckeye necklace.
- You Know You’re from Ohio When:
- Any time, anywhere you scream “O-H,” someone will reply “I-O!”.”
- Ohio’s 12 Seasons:
- Winter
- Fool’s Spring
- Second Winter
- Spring of Deception
- Third Winter
- The Pollening
- Actual Spring
- Summer
- Hell’s Front Porch
- False Fall
- Second Summer
- Actual Fall
The Ohio Nature Quiz
Author’s Note
Ohio, where football rivalries are fierce, cornfields are a-maize-ing, and the weather keeps you guessing, proving that the heartland has a big heart for humor.
These Ohio jokes celebrate the Buckeye State’s unique culture and humor. Share them with your friends and fellow Ohioans for a good laugh!