A Collection Of Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Every Occasion

by Eric Russell  |  19 Jan 2021

Having an array of knock-knock jokes ready is a great way to lighten up the mood of anyone. A knock-knock joke may be corny and lame at first look, but it’s an effective tool to get laughs. 

Kids, adults, and elders love a well-timed and delivered knock-knock joke. So why not take time to memorize some knock-knock jokes.

And if you are searching for a great collection of knock-knock jokes, don’t worry! We’ve got you covered. You’ll find below the funniest knock knock jokes that everyone can use on every age, occasion, holiday, social gathering, and season.

Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Kids love knock-knocks. Probably because it’s silly or because the idea of using the wrong word in a sentence sounds fun. Whichever it is, you can use the jokes for kids below to get laughs from kids or those who are kid-at-heart. 

Birthday

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Abbey.

Abbey who?

Abbey birthday kid!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Hippo.

Hippo who?

Hippo birthday to you!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Bacon.

Bacon who?

I’m bacon a cake for your birthday!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Beer.

Beer who?

Beer-thday greetings!

Animals

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, they say whoo-whoo.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

No, my name’s kangaroo.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says moo!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Poodle.

Poodle who?

Poodle little mustard on my hot dog, please.

  • Knock Knock 

Who is there? 

Fish! 

Fish who? 

Bless you.

School

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Ahmed.

Ahmed who?

Ahmed a mistake! I need to erase it.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe help me with my school homework?

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad there is no school on weekends?

  • Knock. Knock.  

Who is there?  

Big and loud cow.  

Big and loud cow who?  

MOO! 

Knock Knock Jokes For Teens

Depending on the relevance, timing, and delivery, knock-knocks can also be comedic knock-outs for teenagers. Below are the funniest knock-knock jokes for teens on different events and topics. 

Prom

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Kanye

Kanye who?

Kanye take you to the prom?

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Shell

Shell who?

Shell we dance?

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Ice rink

Ice rink who?

Would you like an ice rink? It’s flavorful!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Eunuch

Eunuch so amazing!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you stunning tonight.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Wheel

Wheel who?

Wheel you be my girlfriend?

University

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it’s pointless really.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Tuition.

Tuition who?

I’m in debt. *sobs*

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Africa

Africa who?

It’s is good to know that America is Africa-ntry.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Needle

Needle who?

Needle little help for this class project regarding the human body.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Shoe

Shoe who?

Are you shoe this is the right answer to the question? 

Party

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me. I don’t know.

  • Knock knock. 

Who is there?

Mustache. 

Mustache who? 

I mustache you a question about your dating status, are you currently single?

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there? 

Cheese. 

Cheese who? 

Cheese is a very fun party!

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there? 

Hugo 

Hugo who? 

No, I won’t go to someone. I’ll go to where all the drinks are! Woo-hoo!

Camping

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Leaf

Leaf who

I’m very tired. Leaf me alone.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Amy

Amy who

Amy-fraid of snakes and spiders!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Marsha

Marsha who?

Marsha-mellows are yummy when roasted in the campfire

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Water

Water who?

Water you doing in there? Go get more firewood.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Butter

Butter who?

Do you have any spare butter-y? I need it for my flashlight.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Amos

Amos who

Use Amos-quito repellant can help you repel other insects as well.

Beach

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Argo

Argo who?

Argo down to the beach to get a nice tan!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Ocean

Ocean who?

Ocean not steal your neighbours wife!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Crabs

Crabs who?

Crabs! I forgot to bring my sunblock. I’ll have a sunburn for sure.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Crabshell

Crabshell who?

In this cruel world, crabshell prevail!

Valentines

  • Knock knock.

Who is there?

Love

Love who?

I love you!

  • Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cupid

Cupid who?

*gets struck by an arrow*

I want to be cupidly in love. 

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Knock-knocks can be best described as dad jokes. Due to its lame and bad punch line, a dad joke is so bad it becomes funny. So fire away these dad jokes below to get laughs from family, friends, and coworkers.

Pubs/Bar

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Voodoo. 

Voodoo who? 

Voodoo you think you are, acting all tough?

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Deyja

Deyja who?

Knock. Knock.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Prism! 

Prism who? 

This is the police! If you don’t open the door you’ll be locked in prism!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Ice cream soda

Ice cream soda who?

Don’t come any closer! Ice cream soda help will come.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

This is the FBI! You have three seconds to lettuce in or we will break the door!

Family Occasion

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there? 

I am. 

I am who? 

Wait, you don’t know who you are?

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there? 

Wendy. 

Wendy who? 

Wendy bell is fixed. I can quit knocking!

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Figs

Figs who?

Please figs the doorbell. It’s hard to notice if we have a visitor without one.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Ya

Ya who?

No thanks, that’s so outdated. I use Google now.

Wedding

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Groom

Groom who?

You! You’re so dirty, you haven’t taken a bath for almost a week.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary me. *kneels and presents fake ring*

Office

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Boss

Boss who?

*impersonate boss’ speaking manners and actions*

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Office documents

Documents who?

*imitates the sound of a shredder machine*

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Day job

Day job who?

Did you dream of this moment too?

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Pretty coworker

Pretty coworker who?

“Well hello there! Care for a cup of coffee or tea later after work?”

While Driving

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

No! Cars go vroom vroom and beep beep!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Chooch.

Chooch who?

Nice train sound imitation!

Holiday Knock Knock Jokes

Holidays mean gathering with family and friends. A funny joke can certainly add joy to your holiday gatherings. So time it well when delivering funny knock-knocks below.

New Year

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Avenue

Avenue who?

Avenue year! *lights fireworks*

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Fireworks

Fireworks who?

*light fireworks and throws to the asked person*

Thanksgiving

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Norma Lee. 

Norma Lee who? 

Norma Lee I don’t eat this much.

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Tamara. 

Tamara who? 

Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers.

Independence Day

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there? 

May 4

May 4 who?

Go! May the fourth be with you! *lightsaber noises*

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Liberty

Liberty who?

Cleanse the liberty increase protection against harmful toxins.

Halloween

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Ghost

Ghost who?

Awoooooooo! *ghost noises*

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry! I’m a friendly neighborhood ghost.

Christmas

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Santa

Santa who?

Santa 

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Interrupting Santa.

Inter–

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Elf

Elf who?

Elf me wrap this present!

Seasonal Knock Knock Jokes

Below are some jokes that you can use according to the current season of your country. We’ve got all the seasons covered, so fire away with the knock-knock jokes at will.

Spring Season

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Some bunny

Some bunny who?

Some bunny has been eating my Easter eggs.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Easter

Easter who?

Easter-rible! All my candies and chocolates are gone!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Egg

Egg who?

Egg-cited to see me?

Summer Season

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Beach

Beach who?

It’s Karen!

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there?

Hot weather

*turns on air conditioner*

Fall Season

  • Knock Knock. 

Who is there? 

Leaf

Leaf who?

Just be-leaf and yourself! You can do it!

  • Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Iva

Iva who?

Iva bunch of leaves that need raking!

Winter Season

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there? 

Scold. 

Scold who? 

Scold outside! Please hurry and open the door! It’s cold out here.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use! I can’t 

Rainy Season

  • Knock. Knock. 

Who is there?

Rained

Rained who?

Nothing ventured, nothing rained.

  • Knock. Knock.

Who is there?

Rain

Rain who?

This is so nostalgic. It’s like taking a trip down memory rain.

About the author 

Eric Russell


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