MOST Corny Jokes and Memes That Will Make You Groan at its Corniness

by Megha Sharma  |  14 Apr 2021

Jokes are not just for kids but surely for all ages!

These corny and cheesy jokes will make you, your family, and friends groan at their abominable corniness. We know you’ve heard a ton of jokes in your life, but we bet when you hear these you won’t be able to wait to tell it to share with others! 

Here are some of our favorites, and we promise everyone in the room hysterically laughing! 

Corny Jokes for Kids

  • How come your nose isn’t 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
  • Do you see the difference between the well-dressed man riding a bicycle and a badly-dressed man riding a tricycle? Attire!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants with him? In case he got a hole in one!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
  • Do you know how to organize a Space Party? You Planet!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - How do you organize a Space Party?
  • Did you mean to say I am not a bear? I have all the Koalifications!
Did you mean to say I am not a bear
  • How do you refer to a fake noodle? An Im-pasta!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - What do you call a fake noodle?
  • In a bar, a penguin goes to the bartender and asks, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender says, “I have no idea. What does he look like?”
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - A penguin walks into a bar
  • What made the math book look so sad? Because it was plagued with so many problems.
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Why did the math book look so sad?
  • Why do bananas never get lonely? It is because they tend to gather in bunches.
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Why are bananas never lonely?
  • Why was the music teacher in need of a ladder? In order to reach the high notes.
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
  • Where do people learn how to make ice cream? In sundae school.
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - Where do people learn to make ice cream?
  • What do you do to get straight A’s? With the help of a ruler!
HOW DO YOU GET STRAIGHT AS BY USING A RULER
  • Who is your best pal at school? Your princi-PAL.
WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AT SCHOOL YOUR PRINCIPAL
  • Which subject does a witch excel at? Spelling!
WHAT SCHOOL SUBJECT IS A WITCH GOOD AT SPELLING
  • Black when it’s dirty, white when it’s clean. A chalkboard.
WHAT IS WHITE WHEN ITS DIRTY AND BLACK WHEN IT’S CLEAN A CHALKBOARD
  • Why does Peter Pan always fly? It is because he neverland.
WHY IS PETER PAN ALWAYS FLYING BECAUSE HE NEVERLAND
  • Mother, what is it like being a mother to the most amazing daughter in the world? My dear, I’m afraid I cannot help you… please ask grandma.
MOM WHAT IS LIKE TO HAVE THE GREATEST DAUGHTER IN THE WORLD I DONT KNOW DEAR... YOU HAVE TO ASK GRANDMA
  • Singing in the bath is a lot of fun until you get shampoo in your mouth. After that, it becomes a soap opera.
SINGING IN THE SHOWER IS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU GET SHAMPOO IN YOUR MOUTH. THEN IT BECOMES A SOAP OPERA

Corny Jokes for Adults

  • How do you lose $400 gambling at a $2 blackjack table? Patience!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - How do you lose $400 gambling at a $2 blackjack table?
  • A bull keeps charging, so how do you stop it? Cancel its credit card!
Corny and Cheesy Jokes - How do you stop a bull from charging?
  • Moses makes tea in what way? Hebrews it!
HOW DOES MOSES MAKE TEA HEBREWS IT
  • Becoming a Vegetarian is big missed steak!
BECOMING A VEGETARIAN IS BIG MISSED STEAK
  • What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
WHAT DOES A NOSEY PEPPER DO GETS JALAPEÑO BUSINESS 1
  • How come the vampire did not attack Taylor Swift? She had a Bad Blood.
WHY DIDNT THE VAMPIRE ATTACK TAYLOR SWIFT SHE HAD A BAD BLOOD
  • Have you heard about the Italian Chef that died? He Pasta way.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED HE PASTA WAY
  • When someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry, what should you do? Get a watermelon and throw it at their face.
WHAT DO YOU DO IF SOMEONE SAYS AN ONION IS THE ONLY FOOD THAT CAN MAKE THEM CRY THROW A WATERMELON AT THEIR FACE
  • So far we do not have any vegetable jokes. So if you do, Lettuce know.
WE DONT HAVE ANY VEGETABLE JOKES YET SO IF YOU DO LETTUCE KNOW
  • A waffle’s just a pancake… with an Abs on it!
WAFFLES ARE JUST PANCAKES WITH ABS
  • How are cows referred to when there is an earthquake? A milkshake.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW IN AN EARTHQUAKE A MILKSHAKE
  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired!
WHY COULDNT THE BICYCLE STAND UP ON HIS OWN IT WAS TWO TIRED
  • A moose with no name is called what? Anonymoose!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOOSE WITH NO NAME ANONYMOOSE 1
  • Bells are worn by cows for what reason? Because their horns don’t work.
WHY DO COWS WEAR BELLS BECAUSE THEIR HORNS DONT WORK
  • Why can you not take a math test in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!
WHY CANT YOU DO A MATH TEST IN THE JUNGLE THERE ARE TOO MANY CHEETAHS
  • Why does nobody like Dracula? He has a BAT temper!
WHY DOESNT ANYBODY LIKE DRACULA HE HAS A BAT TEMPER
  • How can you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN TOMATO WITH TOMATO PASTE
  • What is the most popular School Supply in the world? The Ruler!
WHATS THE KING OF ALL SCHOOL SUPPLIES THE RULER
  • What do you call a potato with glasses? A SPEC-tator.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A POTATO WEARING GLASSES A SPECTATOR.
  • How can doctors be so calm all the time? Because it has a lot of patients.
WHY IS DOCTOR ALWAYS CALM BECAUSE IT HAS LOT OF PATIENTS
  • When a painter gets cold, what does he do? He puts another coat on.
WHAT DOES A PAINTER DO WHEN HE GETS COLD HE PUTS ANOTHER COAT
  • Could you explain to me what the ocean said to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.
WHAT DID OCEAN SAY TO THE SHORE NOTHING. IT JUST WAVED
  • Whenever I steal their kitchen utensils, my friend gets upset with me. But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
MY FRIEND GETS MAD WHEN I STEAL THEIR KITCHEN UTENSILS BUT ITS A WHISK IM WILLING TO TAKE
  • Why was the scorescrow honoured with the Noble Prize? He excelled in his field.
WHY DID THE SCORESCROW WIN THE NOBLE PRIZE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD
  • Do you have a name for a herd of sheep tumbling down the hill? A lambslide.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HERD OF SHEEP TUMBLING DOWN A HILL A LAMBSLIDE
  • Unfortunately, ‘beefstew’ can’t be used as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
APPARENTLY YOU CANT USE BEEFSTEW AS A PASSWORD ITS NOT STROGANOFF
  • What is the reason why seagulls fly over the ocean? Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
WHY DO SEAGULL FLY OVER THE SEA BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE BAY THEY WOULD BE CALLED BAGELS
  • My wife asked me to hand her a lip balm. By mistake, I gave her super glue. She’s still not talking to me.
MY WIFE ASKED ME TO PASS HER LIP BALM. I PASSED HER SUPER GLUE BY MISTAKE. SHES STILL NOT TALKING TO ME.
  • Why did the ghost ride the elevator? In order to lift his spirits.
WHY DID GHOST RIDE THE ELEVATOR TO LIFT HIS SPIRITS

What are your thoughts about these Jokes? Do you have any crazy jokes that we can still add on? We love to add it, so go ahead and fire away. There are no wrong jokes! 

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About the author 

Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast.Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.


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