Kids aren’t the only ones who enjoy jokes; jokes are for everyone!
We guarantee that you, your family, and friends will groan at the absurdity of these corny jokes. You have probably heard dozens of jokes in your lifetime, but after hearing these you’ll be eager to share it with others!
Laugh your socks off at these favorites sure to leave people in the room hysterical!
Corny Jokes for Kids
- How come your nose isn’t 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
- Do you see the difference between the well-dressed man riding a bicycle and a badly-dressed man riding a tricycle? Attire!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants with him? In case he got a hole in one!
- Do you know how to organize a Space Party? You Planet!
- Did you mean to say I am not a bear? I have all the Koalifications!
- How do you refer to a fake noodle? An Im-pasta!
- In a bar, a penguin goes to the bartender and asks, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender says, “I have no idea. What does he look like?”
- What made the math book look so sad? Because it was plagued with so many problems.
- Why do bananas never get lonely? It is because they tend to gather in bunches.
- Why was the music teacher in need of a ladder? In order to reach the high notes.
- Where do people learn how to make ice cream? In sundae school.
- What do you do to get straight A’s? With the help of a ruler!
- Who is your best pal at school? Your princi-PAL.
- Which subject does a witch excel at? Spelling!
- Black when it’s dirty, white when it’s clean. A chalkboard.
- Why does Peter Pan always fly? It is because he neverland.
- Mother, what is it like being a mother to the most amazing daughter in the world? My dear, I’m afraid I cannot help you… please ask grandma.
- Singing in the bath is a lot of fun until you get shampoo in your mouth. After that, it becomes a soap opera.
Corny Jokes for Adults
- How do you lose $400 gambling at a $2 blackjack table? Patience!
- A bull keeps charging, so how do you stop it? Cancel its credit card!
- Moses makes tea in what way? Hebrews it!
- Becoming a Vegetarian is big missed steak!
- What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.
- How come the vampire did not attack Taylor Swift? She had a Bad Blood.
- Have you heard about the Italian Chef that died? He Pasta way.
- When someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry, what should you do? Get a watermelon and throw it at their face.
- So far we do not have any vegetable jokes. So if you do, Lettuce know.
- A waffle’s just a pancake… with an Abs on it!
- How are cows referred to when there is an earthquake? A milkshake.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired!
- A moose with no name is called what? Anonymoose!
- Bells are worn by cows for what reason? Because their horns don’t work.
- Why can you not take a math test in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!
- Why does nobody like Dracula? He has a BAT temper!
- How can you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
- What is the most popular School Supply in the world? The Ruler!
- What do you call a potato with glasses? A SPEC-tator.
- How can doctors be so calm all the time? Because it has a lot of patients.
- When a painter gets cold, what does he do? He puts another coat on.
- Could you explain to me what the ocean said to the shore? Nothing. It just waved.
- Whenever I steal their kitchen utensils, my friend gets upset with me. But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
- Why was the scorescrow honoured with the Noble Prize? He excelled in his field.
- Do you have a name for a herd of sheep tumbling down the hill? A lambslide.
- Unfortunately, ‘beefstew’ can’t be used as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
- What is the reason why seagulls fly over the ocean? Because they would be called bagels if they flew over the bay.
- My wife asked me to hand her a lip balm. By mistake, I gave her super glue. She’s still not talking to me.
- Why did the ghost ride the elevator? In order to lift his spirits.
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