Dinosaurs are one of the most favorite characters in most movies today.
Amazing Fact: Argentinosaurus was the heaviest and longest dinosaur that ever discovered, which reached heights of up to 37 meters! OMG, It’s tall as a building!!!
Here is the list of the funniest dinosaurs jokes for all dino-lovers out there!
Funny Dinosaur Jokes and Puns for Your Kiddos
Dinosaurs are wildly popular with kids because of the movie Jurassic World.
Share these Jurassic jokes that make them rawr over!
- How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
- What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Quick! Hide under the bed! I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!
- Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
- Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Dino… Dino who? Dino, too scared to open the door!
- What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
- What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A theSAURUS!
- What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing? A saur loser.
- What did the dinosaur put on her steak? Dino-sauce.
- What do you call a dinosaur with a lego body? A lego-saurus!
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
- What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls!
- What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
- What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur!
- What do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex!
- What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing? A tyranno-chorus.
- What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives? Dino-mite.
- What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur? A Toys-‘R-Us.
- What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
- What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex.
What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? The dinosorcerer.
- Dad: Why are you crying? Son: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby sister. Dad: That’s no reason to cry. Son: Yes, it is. No one would trade me!
- What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Its shadow!
Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Adults
Dinosaurs are not only loved by kids but adults too!
Crack these hilarious dinosaur jokes with your family and friends.
- What do you call a deaf dinosaur? Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
- Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
- What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend? Tyrannosaurus ex.
- What is the best thing to do if you see a T-rex? Pray he doesn’t see you!
- How would you know if a dinosaur was in bed with you? I’d be awakened by the dino-snores.
- How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator? The door won’t close.
- Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because roads weren’t invented yet!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote? “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
- Why did the dinosaur bring string to the baseball game? He wanted to tie up the score!
- Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
- What does a triceratops sit on? It’s tricera-bottom!
- What was the name of the fastest dinosaur? The PRONTOsaurus!
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct!
- Secretary: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him!
- Anna: I lost my pet dinosaur. Alison: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper? Anna: What good would that do, he can’t read!
- What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens? Rep-tiles
- What did the dinosaur use to build his house? A dino-saw.
- What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A tyrannosaur with a giraffe in its throat!
- Which dinosaurs are the worst drivers? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck? Because its feet smell.
- What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
- What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!
- Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!
- What’s green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
- What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump!
- What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch? Strawberry jam!
- Why did the dinosaur take a bath? To become ex-stinked!
- Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
- Do you know how long dinosaurs lived? The same as short ones!
- What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way as quickly as you can!
- What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
- What makes more noise than a dinosaur? Two dinosaurs!
- What is found in the middle of dinosaurs? The letter “s”!
- What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby dinosaurs!
- Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? He could really spike the ball!
- What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy bones!
- What do you call a polite Dinosaur? A Pleaseyosaur.
- What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions? A philosiraptor.
- Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him. Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks even harder than the previous dinosaurs. “I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
- What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talk…? A dinobore!
- What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur? Long distance!
- Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
- What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
- How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
- Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean? Because there was something fishy about it!
- Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes? A dino-sewer!
You know what, the majority of the dinosaurs were vegetarians. One reason that plant-eating dinosaurs grew big is that they can eat a huge amount of food quickly. And sometimes, they swallowed up whole branches without chewing. Soooooo greedy!
Additional Trivia: You’ll know if a dinosaur is vegetarian if he stood on using all four feet while a carnivorous dinosaur used only his two feet.
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