Best Dinosaur Jokes That Make You Thrilling with Excitement

Most movies today feature dinosaurs as one of the most popular characters.

Astonishing Fact: Argentinosaurus was the tallest and heaviest dinosaur known to have ever existed; it stood up to 37 meters in height! OMFG, That is taller than any building!

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Funny Dinosaur Jokes and Puns for Your Kiddos

Dinosaurs are wildly popular with kids because of the movie Jurassic World.

Share these Jurassic jokes that make them rawr over!

• Do you know how you can invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
  • Tea, Rex?

• Do you know what to call a dinosaur wearing cowboy boots and hat?
  • Tyrannosaurus Tex!

• Hey! Let’s hide under the bed!
  • I-don’t-think-he-saur-us!

• How did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
  • Because it was an early bird!

• Where do dinosaurs shop?
  • The dino-store!

• Knock knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Dino…
  • Dino who?
  • Dino, too scared to open the door!

• What kind of tools did prehistoric reptile carpenters use?
  • A dino-saw!

• A dinosaur with an impressive vocabulary is called…
  • A theSAURUS!

• How do you describe a T.Rex who hates losing? 
  • A saur loser.

• What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
  • Dino-sauce.

• Do you know what we call a dinosaur with a lego body?
  • A lego-saurus!

• If you cross a dinosaur with a pig, what kind of creature would you end up with?
  • Jurassic Pork!

• Do you know what you call twin dinosaurs?
  • Pair-odactyls!

• What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? 
  • A Stegosau-rust.

• How do you refer to a dinosaur with only one eye?
  • Eye-saur!

• What’s a baby dinosaur called?
  • A Wee-Rex!

• Can you call a group of dinosaurs that sing together?
  • A tyranno-chorus.

• What do you receive if you cross a T- rex with bombs?
  • Dino-mite.

• Which dinosaur is your child’s favorite?
  • A Toys-‘R-Us.

• How do you describe a dinosaur that never gives up?
  • Try-try-try-ceratops!

• A nervous dino is called what?
  • A nervous Rex.

• What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
  • The dinosorcerer.

• Dad: Can you please tell me why you are crying?
  • Son: Because I’ve always wanted to get a dinosaur for my little sister.
  • Dad: That’s no reason to cry.
  • Son: Yes, it is. No one would trade me!

• Is there anything as big as a dinosaur that weighs nothing?
  • Its shadow!

Hilarious Dinosaur Jokes for Adults

Dinosaurs are not only loved by kids but adults too!

Crack these hilarious dinosaur jokes with your family and friends.

• Why was the dinosaur a famous musician?
  • Because it could really “rock” out – a true dino-saur-tist!

• Why don’t you ever hear a dinosaur tell a secret?
  • Because their lips are fossilized!

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vinyl collection?
  • A rockosaurus, the ultimate music-loving dino!

• How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
  • When you wake up, your nose touches the ceiling because it’s a “dino-soar” dream!

• What do you get when you combine a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary and a love for desserts?
  • A “grammar-ice-cream-saurus,” devouring words and sweets with delight!

• What do you call a dinosaur that is deaf?
  • Anything you like, he can’t hear you!

• Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
  • I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

• How do you refer to a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend? 
  • Tyrannosaurus ex.

• If you see a T-rex, what should you do?
  • Pray he doesn’t see you!

• What would you do if you knew you were sleeping with a dinosaur?
  • I’d be awakened by the dino-snores.

• What’s the best way to know whether you’ve got a dinosaur inside the refrigerator?
  • The door won’t close.

• How come the dinosaur didn’t cross the road?
  • Because roads weren’t invented yet!

• I wonder what the dinosaurs favorite quote is?
  • “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

• What is the reason the dinosaur brought a string to the baseball game?
  • He wanted to tie up the score!

• Why do museums display old dinosaur bones?
  • Because they can’t afford new ones!

• Where does a triceratops sit?
  • It’s tricera-bottom!

• Who was the fastest dinosaur of all time?
  • The PRONTOsaurus!

• Easter isn’t the best time to see dinosaurs. 
  • Because they are eggs-tinct!

• Secretary: Doctor, there is an invisible dino in the waiting room..
  • Doctor: Let him know I can’t see him!

• Anna: My pet dinosaur is missing.
  • Alison: Do you want to advertise in the newspaper?
  • Anna: What good would that do, he cannot read!

• What did dinosaurs use for their kitchen floors?
  • Rep-tiles

• I would like to know what the dinosaur used to build his house. 
  • A dino-saw.

• What could possibly be worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? 
  • A tyrannosaur with a giraffe in its throat!

• Which dinosaur is the worst driver?
  • Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

• Why do Brontosaurus have a long neck?
  • Because its feet smell.

• What was the scariest animal in prehistoric times? 
  • The Terror-dactyl!

• A dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer is…
  • Comet!

• The dinosaur fart is called what?
  • A blast from the past!

• Would you be able to name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
  • Yes, one gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!

• It hangs from trees and is green...
  • Dinosaur snot.

• How could a dinosaur jump higher than a house?
  • All of them. Houses can’t jump!

• What happens when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?
  • Strawberry jam!

• What motivated the dinosaur to take a bath?
  • To become ex-stinked!

• Dinosaurs aren’t around anymore why?
  • Because their eggs stink.

• What is the length of dinosaurs’ life?
  • The same as short ones!

• If a dinosaur sneezes, what do you get?
  • Out of the way as quickly as you can!

• At a rodeo, what kind of dinosaur can you ride?
  • A Bronco-saurus!

• What is louder than a dinosaur?
  • Two dinosaurs!

• What is in the middle of a dinosaur?
  • The letter “s”!

• What do dinosaurs have that other animals do not?
  • Baby dinosaurs!

• What made the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
  • He could really spike the ball!

• What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps the whole time?
  • Lazy bones!

• Do you know what a polite Dinosaur is called?
  • A Pleaseyosaur.

• How do you describe a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
  • A philosiraptor.

• A magic lamp is discovered by three dinosaurs.
  • After rubbing it, a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.
  • The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”
  • Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.
  • Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”
  • Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.
  • The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks even harder than the previous dinosaurs. “I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”

• How do you describe a Tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks…?
  • A dinobore!

• How should you talk to a Tyrannosaur?
  • Long distance!

• Why can’t dinosaurs ever forget?
  • Because nobody ever tells them anything at all!

• What does a gigantic Tyrannosaurus eat?
  • Anything she wants!

• How did the dinosaur feel after eating a pillow?
  • Down in the mouth!

• What is the reason for the dinosaur’s fear of the ocean?
  • Because something was fishy about it!

• Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothing?
  • A dino-sewer!

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Author’s Note

You know what, the majority of the dinosaurs were vegetarians. One reason that plant-eating dinosaurs grew big is that they can eat a huge amount of food quickly. And sometimes, they swallowed up whole branches without chewing. Soooooo greedy!

Additional Trivia: You’ll know if a dinosaur is vegetarian if he stood on using all four feet while a carnivorous dinosaur used only his two feet.

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