Kid Jokes About School That Will Have The Whole Class Laughing

School has never been more fun. The first day of school always gets the kids excited and looking forward to their first year of education. There are so many things that they will experience that they have never done before. 

If you are wondering what to do on your first day of school, these are the best kid jokes about school to make your whole class laugh and giggle. That’s perfect for the first day, isn’t it? Absolutely!

It’s not just the kids who are excited about this day, it’s the teachers as well. 

Do you have a picky eater on your hands? There is no need to worry. Even picky eaters will enjoy these funny food jokes for kids.

Silly Kid Jokes about School Round 1

  • Why do skeletons seem so calm?
    • Because nothing gets under their skin!
  • Which monster is the brightest?
    • Frankenshine.
  • Is there a way for bees to get to school?
    • By school buzz.
  • In what way do the fish get to school?
    • By octobus!
  • Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?
    • He couldn’t control his pupils!
  • What makes math so dangerous in the jungle?
    • Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
  • In response to the earthquake, what did the ground say?
    • You crack me up!
  • What type of plates do they use on Venus?
    • Flying saucers!
  • What did the pen tell the pencil?
    • So, what’s your point!
  • Elves go to school to learn what?
    • The elf-abet!
  • What is the best way for a scientist to freshen her breath?
    • With experi-mints!
  • What was the purpose of the kid bringing a ladder to school?
    • Because she wanted to go to high school.
  • On vacation, where do pencils go?
    • Pencil-vania.
  • In the winter, what does a book do?
    • Put on a jacket. 

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Silly Kid Jokes about School Round 2

  • When you throw a lot of books into the ocean, what do you get?
    • A title wave.
  • Which school supply reigns supreme in the classroom?
    • The ruler.
  • Heat or cold, which is faster?
    • Heat, because you can catch a cold.
  • What is the best thing to give to a sick lemon?
    • Lemon-aid.
  • The teacher wore sunglasses to school for what reason?
    • Because her students were so bright.
  • If Godzilla came to school, what time would it be?
    • Time to run!
  • On the first day of school, what were the three favorite words of the teacher?
    • June, July, and August.
  • What did the triangle tell the circle?
    • You’re pointless.
  • Which room is off limits to students?
    • A mushroom.
  • King Arthur’s round table was invented by whom?
    • Sir Cumference!
  • When is a blue school book no longer a blue school book?
    • When it is read!
  • What makes school cafeteria workers cruel?
    • Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
  • What was the purpose of the ladder for the music teacher?
    • To reach the high notes.
  • What did the limestone tell the geologist?
    • Don’t take me for granite!
  • What makes magicians so good at school?
    • They’re good at trick questions.
  • What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
    • Thunderwear.
  • On the 13th hour, what time does the clock strike?
    • Time to get a new clock.
  • What is the best place to find an elephant?
    • The same place you lost her.
  • What is the best way to get a squirrel to like you?
    • Act like a nut.
  • What makes math class so depressing for students?
    • Because it is full of problems.
  • What makes history so appealing?
    • Because it has many dates.
  • In a computer class, who is the superhero?
    • The screen saver.

School is one of the most boring parts of our lives. The endless monotony of homework, tests, and classwork is enough to make anyone want to run away. So what can we do to spice up our days at school? These kid jokes about school will make you laugh the hardest. 

I hope you enjoyed these jokes, and don’t forget to pass them along to your family and friends. Happy giggling!

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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