Teenage Jokes One-Liners That Will Make You Laugh and Give You a Chuckle

Teenage life has many challenges, though aside from these challenges, teens are naturally funny, sarcastic, and clever. 

They have the ability to turn the most mundane of situations into something funny. Such jokes are best shared with friends in person, yet in place of that, you can relish the moment with these teenage jokes one-liners that will definitely give you a chuckle.

Funny Teenage Jokes One-Liners

  • Teenagers are like cats;
    • they’re always up to something, but when you try to pet them, they act like they’ve got nine lives of homework to do!
  • Teenagers have two moods:
    • hungry and asleep, and they switch between them faster than a caffeinated jackrabbit playing hopscotch!
  • Teenagers are like GPS systems…
    • they confidently know it all until they take a detour into ‘Lost-in-the-Middle-of-Nowhere-ville’!
  • Teenagers and emojis:
    • expressing complex emotions with cartoon faces, because using actual words is like, so 20th century!
  • Yesterday I ate a clock,
    • which was very time-consuming.
  • If adulthood had its own GPS,
    • it would mostly say “recalculating” as well.
  • Recently, I came across a sign that read: “Watch for Animals.”
    • What a cool idea!
  • During the night,
    • my bed is much more comfortable than in the morning.
  • For no reason at all,
    • I constantly check my phone.
  • I spy with my little eye…
    • phone.
  • There’s a difference between good jokes and bad jokes as far as timing is concerned.
  • It’s not allowed to eat at night,
    • so why does my refrigerator have a night light?
  • As I set up my new universal remote control, I thought to myself:
    • This changes everything.
  • After losing my job, I decided to tell jokes for a living.
    • Unfortunately, my jokes don’t work either.
  • Those who don’t know me think I’m shy.
    • Those who do, wish I were.
  • I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory because I took a day off!
  • There are two parts of the brain, left and right – on the left side,
    • there is nothing left and on the right side, there is nothing right.
  • I tried writing with a broken pencil but it didn’t work.
  • In a bar, the future, present, and past mingled.
    • Things got a little tense.
  • I hum and sing like a bee.
    • It always works since I forgot the lyrics.
  • My grandfather was able to survive mustard gas and pepper spray.
    • He’s a seasoned veteran now.
  • A pizza joke would have been funny,
    • but it was too cheesy.
  • When I was trying to figure out why the Frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger,
    • it hit me.
  • One day, a perfectionist walked into a bar…
    • apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
  • I wanted to be a doctor,
    • but I did not have any patients.
  • Currently, I’m on a seafood diet.
    • Every time I see food, I eat it.
  • Atoms make up everything,
    • so don’t trust them.
  • My best friend accidentally received a glue stick instead of chapstick.
    • She hasn’t spoken to me since.
  • It’s no wonder you’re like a Barbie.
    • Plastic and no brain.
  • A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”.
    • “Yes!” I replied.
    • She took away the extra chair in front of me.

Cute Teenage Pick-up Lines

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet,
    • I would put “U” and “I” together.
  • I hate Russian dolls because they are so full of themselves.
  • Could you please excuse me?
    • Do you work at Little Caesars?
    • Cuz Ur Hot And I’m Ready.
  • I apologize for missing out on your past.
    • Would it be okay if I became part of your future?
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,
    • I would have a galaxy in my hand.
  • I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonald’s.
    • I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

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Author’s Note

Funny one-liners are something that you can never have too many of. They are great to have on hand whenever you are feeling down or moody. They are also great to use when you are just hanging out with friends. Make sure to share these funny teenage jokes with your friends to make everyone laugh.

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Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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