Indiana Jokes That Make You Laugh The Hardest

Indiana might be the state that everyone loves to hate. From the crazy number of UFOs spotted, to the crazy number of UFO sightings, to the crazy number of other strange phenomena to the crazy number of crimes, Indiana has plenty of fodder for people laughing the hardest at jokes about Indiana.

Here are the funniest Indiana jokes. From the corn fields in the south to the hustle and bustle of Indianapolis in the center of the state, there is always something going on in the Hoosier state.

Funny Indiana Jokes

  • What is the reason there are no hobos from Indiana? Because beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
  • When a crime occurs in Indiana, who do you call? Indianapolis.
  • Why was Wonder Woman’s Steve Trevor nicknamed “Dr. Jones”? Because he was also Indiana.
  • In Indiana, why don’t girls play hide-and-seek? No one would look for them.
  • Which band was Indiana Jones’ least favourite? The Rolling Stones.
  • Where is Fozzie Bear’s favorite place to visit in Indiana (USA)? Misha-waka waka.
  • The Indiana Hoosiers football team crossed the road for what reason? Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
  • What makes Indiana State Sycamores fans smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too.
  • The royal couple spent their honeymoon in, where? Indiana.
  • A resident of Indiana asked another Indiana resident a question at the BDSM convention? Hoosier daddy.
  • What is the purpose of banning rectal thermometers at the University of Indiana? They cause too much brain damage!
  • What makes Indiana Jones sad? Because his career is in ruins.
  • What do students from Indiana and Notre Dame have in common? They both got in to University of Indiana!
  • Why can’t Indiana Jones find a long-term relationship? Bad dates.
  • Tornadoes and graduates of the University of Indiana share what in common? They both end up in trailer parks.
  • What do a dominatrix and Indiana Jones have in common? They both ride on top of subs.
  • Is Indiana Jones a fan of foreplay? No, he just whips it out.
  • In Indiana, why do they sell so many button-fly jeans? Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away. 
  • What caused the Indiana Hoosier to die after drinking milk? The cow fell on him!
  • What’s the difference between Indiana and Reddit? In Reddit, you get served no matter who you are.
  • Did you hear about the fire that destroyed 20 books in the football dorm at the University of Indiana? The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
  • What is the best thing about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes.
  • In Fedora, what do you call a skeleton? Indiana Bones.
  • Why do Indiana State University graduates keep their diplomas on their dashboards? So they can park in handicap spaces.
  • What is the average SAT score for Indiana State University students? Drool.

Silly Indiana Stories & Puns

  • I watched my son play with his newly assembled LEGO truck after he had played with the Lego Indiana Jones set a little bit. While playing, he says, “I’m driving to Indiana Jonestown!” To which I replied, “Well once you get there, don’t drink the Kool-Aid.”
  • I met an Aggie from Texas the other day who rode a stick horse all the way from Texas to Indiana. “That must have been a long journey,” I told him. “You’re telling me,” he answered, “it feels like I walked all the way.”
  • The fan of Iowa Hawkeyes and the Indiana Hoosier were driving along when the fan of Iowa suddenly slammed on the brakes. The Iowa fan saw a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and he said, “We Hawkeyes never pass up an opportunity like this!” He gets out and takes care of the sheep. He then says to the Indiana fan, “Your turn.” And the Hoosiers fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
  • There are a lot of ridiculous movies in the Indiana Jones series. I mean one scene is absolute Balderdash.
  • Nathan Drake, Lara Croft, and Indiana Jones enter an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries. They blow it up.
  • In fact, the priest in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually an inspiration to me. He touched so many hearts.

Jokes are meant to make you laugh. They help break the ice in social situations, help you bond with someone you don’t know very well and can even help you relax when you are super stressed. Thanks for checking out our favorite Indiana jokes.

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