Gym Jokes Will Have You Laughing So Hard That You’ll Sweat

The challenge of keeping up a fitness program, staying healthy, and losing weight is no secret.

There are times when being able to laugh at it can make things a bit easier. It is at least a good thing to smile since it helps you work your cheek muscles!

You work hard, you sweat, you lift, you run. There is a place called the gym where all of these things are swimming together.

To take a humorous look at the gym, check out all of these funny gym jokes.

Hilarious Gym Jokes and Puns

• What type of exercise does a hairdresser do in the gym?
  • Curls.

• What makes hamburgers go to the gym?
  • To get better buns.

• The farmer was kicked out of the gym for what reason?
  • He was destroying his calves.

• Why doesn’t the personal trainer pay rent?
  • He’s squatting.

• What caused the Uber driver to cancel his gym membership?
  • Because he didn’t even Lyft, bro.

• Have you heard about the banana gymnast?
  • She was great at splits!

• Why aren’t there a lot of haunted gyms around?
  • Because everyone inside is exorcising.

• For cardio, what do bodybuilders do?
  • He lifts weights faster.

• When the personal trainer brought a lion to the gym, what happened?
  • His clients got ripped to shreds.

• Have you heard about the pants that just came back from the gym?
  • They were ripped.

• What is Waldo’s reason for not going to the gym?
  • Because no one can spot him.

• Is there a reason why athletes can lift more than prisoners?
  • Because the pros outweigh the cons.

• Can you tell me why the fisherman does not go to the gym?
  • He pulled a mussel.

• What was the reason for the man’s arrest at the gym?
  • He asked someone to check out his guns.

• Can you tell me what a Canadian gym is called?
  • A YMC, eh?

• Is there a reason why some couples don’t go to the gym together?
  • Some relationships don’t work out.

• The chicken went to the gym for what reason?
  • To build up it’s pecs.

• Can you tell me why you shouldn’t bring a bear to the gym?
  • You’ll get shredded!

• Is there a reason why the devil opened a gym?
  • He wanted to work out his demons!

• The pumpkin went to the gym for what reason?
  • It wanted to be a Jacked-O-Lantern!

• A guy who loves working out is called what?
  • Jim!

• Is there a vegetable that lifts weights?
  • Muscle sprouts.

• Can you imagine what 7 days without exercise would be like?
  • A weak. 

Crazy Gym One Liners and Stories

• Asking the gym if they could teach me gymnastics was the first thing I did.
  • They asked, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Mondays or Fridays.”

• Running in front of a car might make you tired, but running behind a car will exhaust you!

• During my gym session, I decided to use the treadmill. 
  • People gave me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

• At the gym, I saw some idiot.
  • He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

• My date never showed up at the gym after I asked her to meet me there.
  • I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.

• I go to the gym religiously.
  • Around the holidays about twice a year.

• Bench-pressing isn’t for me anymore, I must confess.
  • Wow, that took a natural weight off my chest.

• A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist: “what machine should I use to impress women?”
  • A swift response was given (pointing outside the door): “The ATM machine, sir…”

• It’s unbelievable that I forgot to go to the gym today.
  • That’s 5 years in a row now.

• Earlier this year, I signed up for a gym membership.
  • The amount I’ve lost so far is £200.

• The guy she works out with at her gym made me suspicious that my girlfriend might be cheating on me. 
  • So I pick up her phone at night when she’s sleeping and drive to this dude’s place on the other side of town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects.

• Since I wasn’t big enough or strong enough, I quit working at the gym.
  • I’ve handed in my too weak notice.

• The only exercise I have done this month…
  • is running out of money.

• In the world of social networking, Google+ is the gym.
  • We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

• After Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

• Every day, I do two hours of cardio.
  • But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

• The truth is, if it wasn’t for crossfit, I would punch two people per day.

• It would be great if menus listed burpee equivalents instead of calories.
  • Like, if you have that pumpkin spiced latte, you might as well get down and do 367 burpees.

• Crossfit: I clean more at the gym than at home. 

• I wear black to the gym because it’s like a funeral for my fat.

• When life gives you gym, get a quick pump in. 

• Exercise because zombies will eat the slow ones first!

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Watch out for embarrassing gym moments. Your workout will be filled with laughter and excitement.