Flirty Knock Knock Jokes to Keep Your Sweetheart Smiling

Keep the romance alive!

Romantic love is one of the strongest emotions a person can have and a very powerful force. 

These days most of us are too busy to be able to pick up the phone and call our boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife to tell them we love them or let them know that they are on our mind. 

One of the easiest ways to communicate with your loved one is through the use of knock knock jokes. If knock knocks aren’t your thing check out more flirty jokes. 

So with that in mind, here are some flirty knock knock jokes that will make your lover smile.

Funny Flirty Knock Knock Jokes

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Icy.
  • Icy who?
  • Icy you looking at me, and I’m feeling a connection.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Boo.
  • Boo who?
  • Don’t cry, I’m here to sweep you off your feet.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Butter.
  • Butter who?
  • Butter be quick, I’m falling for you fast.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Cupid.
  • Cupid who?
  • Cupid, because I’m shot by your love arrow.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Harry.
  • Harry who?
  • Harry up and say yes to a date with me!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Police.
  • Police who?
  • Police tell me I’m your type!
    
• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Anita.
  • Anita who?
  • Anita kiss from you, please!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Disguise.
  • Disguise who?
  • Disguise your boyfriend!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Pauline!
  • Pauline who?
  • I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Hope.
  • Hope who?
  • Hope you’ll go out with me!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Mikey!
  • Mickey who?
  • Mickey isn’t working, could I have yours?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Adore!
  • Adore who?
  • Adore is between us, can you open up?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Egg!
  • Egg who?
  • Eggsited to see you!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Aldo!
  • Aldo who?
  • Aldo anything for you!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Cheese.
  • Cheese who?
  • Cheese a cute girl!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Pudding.
  • Pudding who?
  • Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Maine.
  • Maine who?
  • You Maine everything to me!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Toad.
  • Toad who?
  • I toad-ally love you.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Lettuce.
  • Lettuce who?
  • Lettuce go out tonight.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Hugh.
  • Hugh who?
  • Hugh have an amazing smile.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Norma Lee.
  • Norma Lee who?
  • Norma Lee I don’t talk to strangers, but you caught my eye.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Russian.
  • Russian who?
  • I’m Russian to get your number.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wendy.
  • Wendy who?
  • Wendy you want to go on a date with me?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Snow.
  • Snow who?
  • Snow use, I still can’t stop thinking about you!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Saint Valentine.
  • Saint Valentine who?
  • “Saint Valentine’s Day without you!”

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Wire.
  • Wire who?
  • Wire you and me not out on a date?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Axe.
  • Axe who?
  • May I axe you on a date?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Kiss.
  • Kiss who?
  • Kiss me! Obviously!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Evvie.
  • Evvie, who?
  • Evvie thing that I have is yours, darling.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Honeydew!
  • Honeydew who?
  • Honeydew you know how much I love you?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Spelling bee.
  • Spelling bee, who?
  • Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Iguana.
  • Iguana who?
  • Iguana take you out this weekend.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Johann.
  • Johann, who?
  • Johann a beautiful smile!

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Mayer.
  • Mayer, who?
  • Mayer days be filled with laughter and love.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Muffin.
  • Muffin who?
  • Muffin in this world can keep us apart.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Pear.
  • Pear who?
  • We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Sherwood.
  • Sherwood who?
  • I Sherwood like to take you out.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Do-ya.
  • Do-ya who?
  • Do-ya want to go out with me?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Comma.
  • Comma who?
  • Why don’t you comma little closer and you’ll find out?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Candice.
  • Candice who?
  • Can this be the beginning of something beautiful?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Reindeer.
  • Reindeer who?
  • I’ll kiss you in the rain, deer.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Bacon.
  • Bacon who?
  • Bae, can you give me a kiss?

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Colin.
  • Colin who?
  • I’ll be Colin you mine forever.

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Al!
  • Al who?
  • Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • De Niro!
  • De Niro who?
  • De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • I love you!
  • I love you who?
  • Don’t ask who, because it’s you. 

• Knock, knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • Orange!
  • Orange who?
  • Orange you stunning.

Author’s Note

Bringing some humor to your everyday life is as easy as these flirty Knock knock jokes. Feel free to share these with those you love, or even message them directly. Surely you give them the sweetest laugh.

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