Faster than Sayings (A Faster Way To Make You Smile)

Faster than your opponent is everyone’s goal. Throughout this blog, we’ll explore phrases based on this theme.

You can use these ‘faster than’ sayings, one-liners, jokes and quotes to make your family and friends smile in your social media captions and messages.

Cool Faster Than Sayings and One Liners

  • Faster than…
    • a blink of an eye.
  • Faster than…
    • a speeding ticket.
  • Faster than…
    • a dog with a bone.
  • Faster than…
    • a [race] man after hearing the pregnancy test results.
  • Faster than…
    • an Ethiopian running after a chicken!
  • Faster than…
    • a new version of anything by Microsoft needing to be patched.
  • Faster than…
    • the babysitter’s boyfriend when the car pulls up.
  • Faster than…
    • the wife can figure out a way to spend it.
  • Faster than…
    • a cat lapping chain lightning.
  • Faster than…
    • you can say Jack Robinson.
  • Gone faster than…
    • my doctor when I mention HMO.
  • Gone faster than…
    • the President’s coloring book when the press shows up.
  • Gone faster than…
    • a toupee in a hurricane.
  • Faster than…
    • your mother can unbutton her overalls.
  • Gone faster than…
    • a [expensive automotive item] at a [racial celebrity] concert.
  • I’ll have your washing machine fixed faster than…
    • you can say ‘bad plumbing’.
  • Sold out faster than…
    • a rainbow-print shirt at an LBGT festival.
  • My money is gone faster than…
    • Thank goodness for something called my wife.

Other Quotes and Phrases About Fast

  • We’re all dead the moment we’re born. Just, some of us get there faster than others.
    • – Alex Scarrow
  • You know, women are so much cooler than guys because we can do more martial arts. Martial arts are pretty much made for women because we’re quicker and we’re smaller than men, and so we’re faster. You girls really should take martial arts.
    • Author: Milla Jovanovich
  • You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.
    • – Author: Robert A. Heinlein
  •  Life is quicker than a blink of an eye.
    • – Author: Jimi Hendrix
  • A bowl rotates faster at the top than at the bottom.
    • – Aminu Kano
  • All of us talk faster than we listen.
    • – Andy Rooney
  • Bad news travels faster than good.
    • – Catherine the Great
  • Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.”
    • –  P.C. Cast

Funny Faster Than Jokes

  • In a world where light travels faster than sound…
    • Why do I hear the car behind me honking before the light turns green?
  • How do you determine if hot is faster than cold?
    • Because you can catch a cold.
  • What is faster than a calculator?
    • It’s a Calcu-now.
  • Is there a difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
    • It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
  • When you live alone, the only thing that wakes you up faster than a cold toilet seat is?
    • A warm toilet seat.
  • A cop stopped a man for speeding.
    • He said, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
    • “I was trying to keep up with traffic,” the guy replied.
    • The cop said, “But there is no traffic.”
    • And the guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am.”

We hope you enjoyed our article about ‘faster than’ and funny quotes, one liners, and sayings. Feel free to send us something you have in mind. Just let us know in the comments section below. It’ll make our day! 

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