Fan Puns and Jokes That Are Really FANtastic

When the weather heats up, you can definitely cool your mind with fan puns.

There is a high probability that you will see a variety of fans in your city if you live in a warm climate. As well as cooling, fans can exhaust dust and fumes.

Enjoy these funny fan puns and jokes we’ve compiled just for you. Here’s to having fun on a sunny day.

If you’re looking for more humorous articles, check out Fence Puns, Fire Jokes, and Ice-Cold Jokes.

Hilarious Fan Puns 

  • I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan the other day.
    • It blew him away.
  • I tried to hang my new ceiling fan today,
    • and I think I screwed it up.
  • It’s my habit to blow air on anyone who walks by in the corner of my room.
    • Well, most people don’t like it, but I’m a fan.
  • I am not a big fan of shopping centers.
    • Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.
  • Recenty, I went to a football match and it was freezing.
    • Must have been all the fans.
  • There are two wind turbines in this field.
    • One says to the other “do you like music?”
    • The other replies “Yes, I’m a big heavy metal fan”.
  • Yesterday, I bought a ceiling fan.
    • It was a complete waste of money.
    • He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
  • I heard a joke about a ceiling fan.
    • It really left me hanging.
  • Honestly, with these jokes about ceiling fans.
    • They just keep going around in circles, man.
  • As you know, I’m a big fan of whiteboards.
    • I find them quite re-markable
  • My father works for a ceiling fan company.
    • He says it’s Fantastic!
  • We moved to an apartment on the second floor with ceiling fans.
    • I can now say I have fans in high places.
  • What did the air conditioning unit tell its owner?
    • I’m your biggest fan.
  • What caused the stadium to be so hot?
    • Because all the fans left!
  • During a game, how do basketball players stay cool?
    • They stand near the fans!
  • When talking to a dead metal fan, what do you say?
    • Rust in peace.
  • Can you tell me what the ceiling fan said?
    • WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!
  • Why do people always avoid fans facing the ceiling?
    • Because they’re afraid of it blowing up.
  • Aren’t Incel’s fans off Iron-Man?
    • They’re just not big on Fe-Males, that’s all.
  • What is the best way for women to stay cool at work?
    • A glass ceiling fan.

Crazy Fan Jokes

  • What made everyone so blown away by the fan?
    • Because someone switched the fan on.
  • There are three settings on my fan: 
    • Barely moving
    • Kinda feels like it’s working.
    • Is going to fly off the ceiling and kills someone in a freak Ceilinng Fan Accident. 
  • Because I was getting cold, I turned off the overhead fan…
    • I don’t know why everyone else on the helicopter is freaking out so much!
  • When the Lions won the super bowl, what did the Detroit Lions fan say?
    • “Why, why did you wake me up? I was having such a nice dream!”
  • What caused the blonde to die in a helicopter crash?
    • She got cold and turned off the fan.
  • Harry Potter fans and Christians share one thing in common.
    • They get mad at you when you say that their book has plotholes.
  • Practice pitching?
    • Throw a baseball at the ceiling fan!
    • Am I a genius or what?
  • If my ceiling fan could carry my weight,
    • I would never be bored again.
  • Sweetheart, don’t flatter yourself.
    • The only fan you have is on the ceiling.
  • Teacher asks if students are Yankee fans.
    • Except for one student, all hands go up.
    • “Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?”
    • “The Red Sox.”
    • “Why’s that?”
    • “Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I’m a Red Sox fan too.”
    • “That’s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?”
    • “No, that would make me a Yankees fan!”
  • Friend: How do you feel about human-powered cooling?
    • Me: I’m a big fan.
  • Fan:
    • They say I blow everything away.
    • But I say that’s hot air because personally, I’m a fan.
  • Fan:
    • Stop making puns about me. I’m not a fan. 

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Where did the first fan come from? How it was created and commercialized, and how it’s changing to meet the needs of future generations? You can satisfy your thirst for knowledge by reading 7 Mind-Blowing Facts About Fans.

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