Funny Fire Jokes That Will Light a Fire in Your Heart

Fire is one of the scariest and most dangerous events. There are many jokes about fire and those who are trained to put it out, but the truth is that fire is something that firefighters take very seriously.

Firefighters are among the bravest people on the planet, so much so that they risk their lives to save people. Their jokes, however, are quite something else.

We’ve gathered the best fire jokes for you to add some humor to your conversation or to start a conversation.

These ice-cold jokes will make your next read even more enjoyable. They will warm your heart. Check out vodka jokes and camp jokes too!

Funny Fire Jokes

  • Why did the fire truck get a “F” in its driving test?
    • It couldn’t make a U-turn without turning the asphalt into a barbecue pit!
  • What’s a fire’s preferred music genre?
    • “Heavy metal” – it loves cranking up the heat with blazing guitar solos!
  • How do you arrange a sizzling family reunion for the flames?
    • You “ignite” everyone’s interest and “kindle” the flames of fun!
  • What’s a campfire’s top choice for a spooky story?
    • One that begins with, “In the flickering glow, a lone match sparked a tale.”
  • Why did the fire decline a card game with the other elements?
    • It feared getting “scorched” by a tricky hand or a blazingly bad deal!
  • When a group of arsonists that destroyed the orchestra hall also burn down the hall, what will happen?
    • You have no symphony for them.
  • What is the favorite movie of a flame thrower?
    • Fast and Fiery-ous.
  • When an arsonist turns himself in at the police station to get famous, what do you call it?
    • His claim to flame.
  • When a wheelchair catches fire, what do you call it?
    • Hot wheels!
  • When wildfire tells you a joke, what happens?
    • You get burned!
  • How quickly can a wildfire begin?
    • Lightning fast.
  • Do you know what you call a redneck on fire?
    • A fire cracker.
  • Fire was invented by who?
    • Some bright spark.
  • What is the difference between the Texas energy company and the Dumpster Fire?
    • A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
  • How did Eminem lose his job as a bartender?
    • He kept telling people, “You only get one shot”
  • What do you call a firefighter competition?
    • A match.
  • What kind of fire makes a room damp?
    • A humidifire.
  • When an ember sings, what kind of tune does it like?
    • Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
  • Can you tell me what the cigarette butt said to his army?
    • Fire Away.
  • When the firefighter saw the church in flames, what did he say?
    • Holy smokes!
  • How can flames afford to be so bright?
    • Fire works.
  • Have you heard about the circus fire?
    • Yeah, it was in’tents’.
  • The clock smith was fired from the clock factory for what reason?
    • For not putting in enough hours.

Hilarious Fire Puns

  • What do you call a woman who burns her credit card statements straight in the fire?
    • Bernadette.
  • Firefighters told the chicken to egg-xit the coup because it was on fire. 
  • When I discovered my fire extinguisher,
    • I became extremely de-lighted. 
  • A police officer says to a couple, “I’m sorry to tell you, but your son has set the school on fire”.
    • They ask, “Was it arson?”
    • The officer answers, “Yes, your son.”
  • Recently, I got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants.
    • They would not let me park my car there.
  • As my Dad used to say, ‘always fight fire with fire’,
    • which is probably why he hasn’t been a firefighter for very long.
  • Make a man a fire, and he’ll stay warm all day long.
    • Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
  • When my doctor told me I had to burn calories, I took a fat kid and burned them.
  • Someone threw my 1970s records into the fire.
    • It was a disco inferno.
  • Last night, I slept like a log.
    • Woke up in the fireplace.
  • For the first time, I couldn’t fire my gun at the shooting range.
    • Now I have to read the troubleshooting section in the manual.
  • It’s bad news. I got laid off today from my job at a bank.
    • I mean, it was an easy mistake… An elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  • It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire
    • but Quasimodo has a hunch.
  • A raging fire broke out at the train station the other day.
    • Fortunately no one was injured, but it was definitely a close coal.
  • As I was messing around, I accidentally broke the fireplace.
    • Mom is fuming mad!
  • Firefighters spent hours discussing what they thought was the best way to stop a house fire.
    • The debate was rather heated.
  • Signs that state, “In case of fire, avoid using the elevator” seem kind of odd to me.
    • Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
  • Yesterday, I went camping with my son, and he asked me how to start a campfire.
    • I explained, “You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match.”

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Author’s Note

In the world of humor, fire jokes light up our spirits and ignite laughter. Whether it’s a blazing punchline or a sizzling one-liner, fire-themed humor is always a “burning” success!

We hope you enjoyed our post about fire jokes! If you have a great fire joke, please share it with us in the comments. We also hope you have a great day, and we hope that you have fire extinguishers nearby in case there is a fire. If you have a fire extinguisher, please use it!

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