Jokes are just for kids but surely for all ages! These corny jokes will make you, your family, and friends groan at their abominable corniness. We know you’ve heard a ton of jokes in your life, but we bet when you hear these you won’t be able to wait to tell it to share with others!
Here are some of our favorites, and we promise everyone in the room hysterically laughing!
1. How do you lose $400 gambling at a $2 blackjack table?
2. How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
3. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
4. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
6. How does Moses make tea?
7. How do you organize a Space Party?
8. Becoming a Vegetarian
is big missed steak!
9. What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business
10. Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had a Bad Blood
11. What do you mean I not a bear?
I have all the Koalifications!
12. Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He Pasta way.
13. What do you call a fake noodle?
14. What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry?
Throw a watermelon at their face.
15. A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?”
The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
16. We don’t have any vegetable jokes yet.
So if you do, Lettuce know.
17. Waffles are just pancakes…
18. Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
19. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
20. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on his own?
It was two tired!
21. Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
22. What do you call a moose with no name?
23. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
24. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
25. Where do people learn to make ice cream?
In sundae school.
26. How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
27. Who is your best friend at school?
28. What school subject is a witch good at?
29. What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?
30. Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
31. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?
He has a BAT temper!
32. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
33. What’s the king of all School Supplies?
34. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
35. Why is doctor always calm?
Because it has lot of patients.
36. What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts another coat.
37. What did ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
38. My friend gets mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
39. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverland.
40. Why did the scorescrow win the Noble Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
41. What do you call a herd of sheep tumbling down a hill?
42. Apparently you can’t use ‘beefstew’ as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.
43. Why do seagull fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
44. My wife asked me to pass her lip balm. I passed her super glue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.
45. Mom, what is like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
I don’t know dear… you have to ask grandma.
46. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
47. Why did ghost ride the elevator?
What are your thoughts about these Jokes? Do you have any crazy jokes that we can still add on? We love to add it so go ahead and fire away, there are no wrong jokes!