Have you already made your Mum the best card and treat this Mother’s Day?
If not, it’s not too late!
Mother’s Day is always such a special day, and we know that you want to make it as special as possible.
To make your Mum roar with laughter and give her a day she won’t forget, we’ve collected some of the funniest and most ridiculous Mother’s Day jokes.
Despite the fact that these jokes and puns may not make you appear like a charming suitor, you will be the best comedian that your Mum will adore!
Funny Mother’s Day Jokes
- What makes a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
- What did the digital clock say to its mother? “Look, Ma! No hands!
- What caused the mother’s day gift to arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-LATE.
- What caused the cookie to cry? Because his mother was a wafer for so long!
- On Mother’s Day, the mommy cat went bowling. Why did she do that? She was an alley cat.
- What did the mother broom tell the baby broom? It’s time to go to sweep!
- Why is Mother’s Day celebrated before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
- As soon as the Egyptian kid lost it, what did he say? I want my mummy.
- In what way did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card? With her bear hands.
- What is the best way to get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day? Say mums the word.
- What makes Daenarys Stormborn the patron saint of Mother’s Day? Because she’s the mother of all dragons.
- Why do mothers have to visit the optometrist twice? Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
- Mama spider said what to her baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
- Do you know what a little mother is called? A Minimum.
- What made the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright.
Hilarious Mother’s Day Short Stories
- I bought my mother a mug that says, “Happy Mother’s Day from the World’s Worst Son”. Although I forgot to mail it, I think she knows about it.
- Kid: What is a man? Father: A man is responsible and caring about his family, says his dad. Kid: I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!
- One Mother’s Day morning, two children ordered their mother to stay in bed. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, a waft of bacon emitted from the kitchen. However, after a long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. Both of them were eating bacon and eggs at the table. “As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “We decided to cook our own breakfast.”
- On Mother’s Day, a family was having dinner, but the mother was unusually quiet. Her husband finally asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” the woman replied. He asked again, not believing her. “No seriously, what’s wrong?”. Finally, she asked, “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as ‘Thank you.’” “Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I had a Father’s Day gift.” “Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”
- What day is Mother’s Day? My son asks. Dad wearily unplugging the vacuum, “Every day son, every day.”
- Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!
- As a mother mouse and a baby mouse walk along, suddenly an attacking cat attacks them. “BARK!” shouts the mother mouse and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
Knock Knock Jokes About Mother’s Day
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, Mum can do better.
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing for Mother’s Day?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for Mother’s Day.
Mum’s always have a soft spot for a good laugh. It seems to help them through the tough times and cheer them up during tough times. Now that mothers are being honored, let’s share these jokes and let them feel loved and lighter!
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