Best friends can make you laugh until you cry. They are always there for you and they will never judge you. If your best friend is the kind of person who loves to tell jokes, then this blog post is perfect for them!
As we all know, laughter leads to happiness which in turn leads to a healthier life. The best friends jokes below are sure to have your friends in stitches.
Funny Friendship Realizations
- In case you hurt my best friend… I can make your death look like an accident.
- A good friend doesn’t let you do stupid things by yourself.
- Friends buy you lunch while Best friends eat your lunch.
- Good friends can finish your sentences… best friends will do the same, but will make them ten times more bad.
- When buddies come over to your house and both take a nap, that’s when you have a real relationship.
- My best friend helped me through a really tough time. She was my rock.
- Real friendship: You walk into someone’s house and your mobile phone automatically connects to the internet.
- Good friends call you from jail, great friends bail you out of jail, best friends sit by your side in jail saying, “wasn’t that awesome?”
- One of my friends lives right on the edge of a cliff. He always telling me to drop over.
- The true friend enters when the rest of the world leaves.
- A housewarming party was thrown for me by my friends when I moved into my new igloo…. Now, I’m homeless.
Funny Friends & Best Friends Jokes
- What does a true best friend mean? Someone who knows your birthday, but doesn’t know your age!
- What would you call a lady who actively allows her spouse to sleep with her friends? Sharon Cox
- The one boob said what to the other one? You are my breast friend.
- Why did the teenager invite 17 of his friends to see a movie? Due to the fact that it said “under 18 not allowed” on the poster.
- Why can you not be friends with a squirrel? They drive everyone nuts.
- Is there any similarity between your best friend and a tree? When you hit them with an axe, they both fall over.
- Do you want to know why friends are like melons? To find one good, you must try a hundred times.
- Why did the Owl invite his friends to his home? It wasn’t fun for him to be Owl by himself.
- How come the ice cream has so many friends? It’s because he’s cool.
- How would you describe your jewish friend who makes alcohol? He Brew.
- Have you heard about the pinniped that befriended a polar bear? His fate had already been sealed.
- A droid mechanic is never lonely, why? It’s because he keeps making new friends!
- “Best friends know how stupid you are, but choose to be seen with you in public anyway.” Unknown.
- “You don’t have to be insane to be my friend. I’ll train you.” Unknown.
- “We’re more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.” Unknown
- “Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.” Unknown
- “Me and my best friend can communicate by just using facial expressions.” Unknown
- “When I promise not to tell anyone, that does not include my best friend.” Unknown.
- “A real friend won’t get offended if you insult them. They’ll just call you something worse.” Unknown
Having a best friend is having someone who knows all your secrets, never judges you, and is always there for you. A good friend can also make any bad day better with a good joke!
Do you know of a good joke that we missed? Let us know in the comments below. We’d love to hear from you.
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