Jokes are funny, in fact, that’s why we laugh at them, but there’s more to a joke than just a laugh. They’re actually a great way to get people to think, which is why they’re the cornerstone of good comedy.
You’ll laugh after reading these “what’s the difference jokes” which capture the humor (and cheekiness) in comparing everyday objects and situations!
Look at these top animal jokes, food jokes for kids, and riddles for kids if you want to make your children laugh.
Hilarious What’s the Difference Jokes
- What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
- Snowballs, and trust me, they’re not discussing the weather!
- What’s the difference between a musician and a vacuum cleaner?
- The musician has a lot more “sucksess” because their concerts don’t leave a mess!
- What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
- One jumps around, and the other tells cheesy plant jokes while hopping!
- What’s the difference between a computer and an air conditioner?
- When you open windows on a computer, it doesn’t cool the room, but it sure heats up your frustration!
- What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train?
- The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but the train says, “Chew, chew!” Either way, somebody’s enforcing manners!
- What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
- The one has a rumbling stomach, and the other is tumbling.
- What’s the difference between ice cream and your advice?
- The ice cream was requested.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
- Attire.
- What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
- No one knows and I don’t care.
- What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
- One has claws at the end of its paws. Another has a pause after the clause.
- What’s the difference between a violinist and a dog?
- Dogs know when to stop scratching.
- What’s the difference between an onion and an accordion?
- Nobody cries when you chop an accordion up!
- What is the difference between a battery and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh?
- Batteries have a positive side.
- What is the difference between Peter Pan and an airplane?
- Unlike Peter Pan, he never lands.
- What is the difference between learning Sign Language and learning to speak English?
- One is quite handy.
- What is the difference between being attacked by a Cheetah and being attacked by a shark?
- It’s the big pause.
- What is the difference between an atom and a liar?
- It’s impossible for liars to make up everything.
- What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
- Generally, people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
- What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
- The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Please sign here.”
- What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
- It has about 140 calories.
- What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to?
- The computer runs.
- What’s the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?
- While you can tuna piano, you cannot piano a tuna.
- What about the glue?
- I knew you would get stuck on that one.
- What’s the difference between a bowl of moldy lettuce and a depressing song?
- One is a bad salad, and the other is a sad ballad.
- What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
- One large pizza can feed four people.
- What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- Everyone can roast beef.
- What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
- While people in Dubai dislike the Flintstones, people in Abu Dhabi love them.
- What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
- Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
- What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
- I cannot make an enzyme, but I can make a hormone.
- What’s the difference between a bicycle and a duck?
- Except for the duck, they both have wheels.
- What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of cow dung?
- The bucket.
- What’s the difference between Spiders and Spider plants?
- Mothers like Spider plants.
- What’s the difference between a clock and a mobile phone?
- Only one can TikTok.
- What’s the difference between a dentist and a therapist?
- One deal in feelings, the other deals in fillings.
- What’s the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?
- One is a shaving Roman and the other is a raving showman.
- What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
- One makes facsimiles, and the other makes sick families.
- What’s the difference between a catfish and a thief?
- One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker; the other is a fish.
- What’s the difference between an onion and an accordion?
- You don’t have to cry when you chop up an accordion!
- What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?
- A dollar.
- What’s the difference between a cop and a bullet?
- When a bullet kills someone, you know it has been fired.
- What’s the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch?
- Without Vision, one knows how to cope.
- What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
- One electron.
- What is the distinction between a flushed and a stoner at a stop sign?
- Alcoholics run it and stoners hang on until it turns green!
- What’s the contrast between that extension and my will to live?
- Both are excessively short.
- What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
- The first one is fun to knock down with rocks. The second one is a coconut.
- What is the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
- You can ask them to pronounce “unionized“.
- What’s the difference between light and hard?
- You can sleep with the light on.
- What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
- After ten years, your job still stinks.
The Ultimate Spot the Difference Quiz
Bottomline
Life’s full of quirky distinctions, and our ‘What’s the Difference?’ jokes help you spot them with a chuckle. So remember, in the grand comedy of life, it’s the little differences that make us laugh the hardest!
I bet you thought hard and laughed at the same time after reading these jokes. We’d love to hear which jokes you liked best. Share with us! Keep laughing always!
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