Superhero Jokes That Are Cape-Able to Make You LOL

Superheroes are the most popular comic book characters around the world. People love them. We all know these superheroes by the masks, capes and amazing powers that they have. This is the reason why people love to make fun of them. 

Here are the hilarious superhero jokes that will definitely make you LOL. Whether you’re a fan of Batman, Superman, Spiderman, or any other superhero, you’ll love these jokes. 

So, cape up and get ready to laugh out loud!

Funny Superhero Jokes and Puns

  • Is there a superhero who uses public transportation?
    • Bus Lightyear!
  • When Batman and Robin are smashed by a steam roller, what do you get?
    • Flatman and Ribbon.
  • Is there anything a super hero puts in his drink?
    • Just Ice.
  • When you cross an apple with a superhero, what do you get?
    • Cider-Man!
  • When Captain America was a child, what was his name?
    • Lieutenant America.
  • What is the best way for superheroes to prepare their dinner?
    • They save the food first!
  • Have you heard the joke about Wind Man?
    • I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!
  • When you cross a superhero with the Dead Sea, what do you get?
    • A Deadpool!
  • What makes superheroes so good at catching bad guys?
    • Because they’re so cape-able!
  • In his spare time, where does Spiderman hang out?
    • On the World Wide Web!
  • Is there a reason why baby Superman was the only kid on the playground?
    • The sign said Supervision Required.
  • How do you describe a market exposed to gamma radiation?
    • A super market. 
  • When Batman is late to play baseball with Robin, what happens?
    • There is a Wayne delay.
  • Can you tell me who Thor’s favorite singer is?
    • MC Hammer.
  • Who visits the dentist the most often among superheroes?
    • The Plaque Panther.
  • If you cross a potato with a superhero, what do you get?
    • Spuderman.
  • Can you tell me how Aluminum Man differs from Iron Man?
    • While Iron Man stops the villains, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
  • What made Thor avoid his brother?
    • Because he Odin money.
  • Who won a singing competition for superheroes?
    • Captain American Idol!
  • Tony Stark cooks with what?
    • Pepper’s pots!
  • Is there a difference between Superman and a fly?
    • Superman can fly but a fly can’t Superman!
  • Is there a bird that Aquaman enjoys most?
    • Sea-gulls.
  • Are you in need of someone to save the day?
    • Superman can do it but Clark Kent!
  • What did Supergirl do to fix the bridge?
    • A lot of Super Glue.
  • Spiderman borrowed his parents’ car for what reason?
    • To take it out for a spin.
  • Is there a reason Wonder Woman had to keep buying new airplanes?
    • She kept forgetting where she parked her old one (her plane is invisible).
  • From the Superhero party, why did all the pictures come out dark?
    • They forgot to invite the Flash.
  • What is a superhero’s favorite holiday destination?
    • Cape town.
  • A computer superhero, what do you call him?
    • A Screen Saver.
  • If there are only two superheroes in a league, what do you call it?
    • The Just Us League.
  • If a superhero cleans, what do they do?
    • They fight grime.
  • When Iron Man does a cartwheel, what do you call it?
    • A ferrous wheel.
  • Can you tell me who the Incredible Hulk is?
    • The Credible Hulk!
  • What makes you think Cat Woman likes you?
    • She purrs!
  • When Iron Man met Ant-Man, what did he say?
    • “Stop bugging me!”
  • Is there a goal in life that Black Panther aspires to?
    • To find his purr-pose!
  • Bruce Wayne’s mommy put what over his crib?
    • A bat mobile.
  • Do you know what a bathroom superhero is called?
    • Flush Gordon.

Superheroes are always saving the day, but they’re also pretty funny! Whether you’re trying to lift your spirits or just want a laugh, these jokes will surely do the trick. Share your favorite superhero jokes that made you laugh out loud.

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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