As a parent, one of the most important things is to make sure that your child is properly entertained. As well as being responsible, you want your child to be in a positive environment.
4-year-olds love to laugh. 4-year-olds love to play. 4-year-olds love to learn. Combine all three , and you’ve the perfect learning environment for 4-year-olds.
You’ll love these fun, hilarious jokes for 4-year-olds (and even educational).
Funny Puns and Jokes for 4-Year-Olds
- Can you tell me what’s green and sings?
- Elvis Parsley!
- What was the reason for the scarecrow’s award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Can you tell me what one wall said to the other wall?
- “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
- What caused the cookie to cry?
- Because its mother was a wafer too long!
- Is there a word in the dictionary that is the longest?
- “Smiles,” because it has a mile between the first and last letters!
- In the sky, what wobbles?
- A Jelly-copter.
- What is the favorite drink of a toad?
- Croak-a-cola.
- What do you call a fairy who doesn’t like to shower?
- Stinkerbell.
- Orange and sounding like a parrot, what is it?
- A Carrot.
- Peanut butter won’t tell you a secret, why?
- He’s afraid you’ll spread it.
- Is there a fruit that twins love?
- Pears!
- To the mama corn, what did the little corn say?
- “Where is pop corn?”
- When the cat fell off the table, what did he say?
- “Me-ow.”
- Can you tell me what a ghost’s favorite dessert is?
- I scream!
- For fun, what does the cow do?
- It goes to the moooo-vies.
- How do you describe a train with a cold?
- A-choo-choo train!
- Could you tell me what kind of tree fits in your hand?
- A palm tree!
- What is the best way to start a teddy bear race?
- Ready teddy go!
- What is the way all the oceans say hello to one another?
- They wave!
- If a fly doesn’t have wings, what do you call it?
- A walk.
- Can you tell me what a shark’s favorite sandwich is?
- Peanut butter and jellyfish!
- When a bear has no teeth, what do you call him?
- A gummy bear!
- When it comes to cheese that doesn’t belong to you, what do you call it?
- Nacho cheese!
- Can you tell me what brown and sticky are?
- A stick!
- Is there a reason why the elephant painted himself different colors?
- So he could hide in the crayon box!
- Under his raincoat, what does a cloud wear?
- Thunderwear.
- Frozen’s Elsa cannot have a balloon, why is that?
- Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
- Do you know what a dog magician is called?
- A labracadabrador!
- When two birds fall in love, what do you call them?
- Tweethearts.
- In school, what do elves learn?
- The elf-abet!
- Pirates have a favorite letter. What is it?
- Arrrrrr!
- A thief wears what type of shoes?
- Sneakers!
- What is the best place to buy Halloween candy for ghosts?
- At the ghost-ery store!
- An alligator in a vest is called what?
- An investi-gator.
- The toddler threw the butter out the window for what reason?
- So she could see a butter-fly.
- What makes Cinderella so bad at football?
- She runs away from the ball.
- When a strawberry is really sad, what do you call it?
- A blueberry.
- What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
- A dandelion.
- What is the best way to talk to a giant?
- Use big words!
- A baseball game is always attended by what animal?
- A bat.
- What is the best place for baby cats to learn how to swim?
- The kitty pool.
- Peter Pan always flies, so why is that?
- He Neverlands!
- Is there any Halloween monster who is good at math?
- No—unless you Count Dracula!
- Can you guess where a writing utensil would like to vacation?
- Pencil-vania!
- Is there anything that is fast, loud, and tastes good with salsa?
- A rocket chip!
- When a snowman is sick, what does he take?
- A chill pill.
- What is the benefit of carrots for your eyes?
- You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
- When is the best time to go to the beach?
- Sun day!
- Can you tell me what sea monsters eat?
- Fish n’ Ships!
- When a firefly starts a race, what does it say?
- Ready, set, glow!
- What kind of music does the easter bunny like?
- Hip Hop!
Children’s Jokes They’ll Love and Laugh At: Alien Jokes, Clown Jokes, Chocolate Jokes, Train Puns & Jokes
The Ultimate 4-Year-Old Quiz
Author’s Note
Incorporate eco-friendly living into your kids’ lives after these funny moments. Take a look at these ten eco-friendly projects you can do with your kids. As a parent, you can share these projects with your kids and still have fun while learning at the same time.
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