Funny Jokes for 4-Year-Olds That Are Really Fun & Hilarious

As a parent, one of the most important things is to make sure that your child is properly entertained. As well as being responsible, you want your child to be in a positive environment.

4-year-olds love to laugh. 4-year-olds love to play. 4-year-olds love to learn. Combine all three , and you’ve the perfect learning environment for 4-year-olds.

You’ll love these fun, hilarious jokes for 4-year-olds (and even educational).

Funny Puns and Jokes for 4-Year-Olds

  • Can you tell me what’s green and sings?
    • Elvis Parsley!
  • What was the reason for the scarecrow’s award?
    • Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • Can you tell me what one wall said to the other wall?
    • “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
  • What caused the cookie to cry?
    • Because its mother was a wafer too long!
  • Is there a word in the dictionary that is the longest?
    • “Smiles,” because it has a mile between the first and last letters!
  • In the sky, what wobbles?
    • A Jelly-copter.
  • What is the favorite drink of a toad?
    • Croak-a-cola.
  • What do you call a fairy who doesn’t like to shower?
    • Stinkerbell.
  • Orange and sounding like a parrot, what is it?
    • A Carrot.
  • Peanut butter won’t tell you a secret, why?
    • He’s afraid you’ll spread it. 
  • Is there a fruit that twins love?
    • Pears!
  • To the mama corn, what did the little corn say?
    • “Where is pop corn?”
  • When the cat fell off the table, what did he say?
    • “Me-ow.”
  • Can you tell me what a ghost’s favorite dessert is?
    • I scream!
  • For fun, what does the cow do?
    • It goes to the moooo-vies.
  • How do you describe a train with a cold?
    • A-choo-choo train!
  • Could you tell me what kind of tree fits in your hand?
    • A palm tree!
  • What is the best way to start a teddy bear race?
    • Ready teddy go!
  • What is the way all the oceans say hello to one another?
    • They wave!
  • If a fly doesn’t have wings, what do you call it?
    • A walk.
  • Can you tell me what a shark’s favorite sandwich is?
    • Peanut butter and jellyfish!
  • When a bear has no teeth, what do you call him?
    • A gummy bear!
  • When it comes to cheese that doesn’t belong to you, what do you call it?
    • Nacho cheese!
  • Can you tell me what brown and sticky are?
    • A stick!
  • Is there a reason why the elephant painted himself different colors?
    • So he could hide in the crayon box!
  • Under his raincoat, what does a cloud wear?
    • Thunderwear.
  • Frozen’s Elsa cannot have a balloon, why is that?
    • Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
  • Do you know what a dog magician is called?
    • A labracadabrador!
  • When two birds fall in love, what do you call them?
    • Tweethearts.
  • In school, what do elves learn?
    • The elf-abet!
  • Pirates have a favorite letter. What is it?
    • Arrrrrr!
  • A thief wears what type of shoes?
    • Sneakers!
  • What is the best place to buy Halloween candy for ghosts?
    • At the ghost-ery store!
  • An alligator in a vest is called what?
    • An investi-gator.
  • The toddler threw the butter out the window for what reason?
    • So she could see a butter-fly.
  • What makes Cinderella so bad at football?
    • She runs away from the ball.
  • When a strawberry is really sad, what do you call it?
    • A blueberry.
  • What kind of lion doesn’t roar?
    • A dandelion.
  • What is the best way to talk to a giant?
    • Use big words!
  • A baseball game is always attended by what animal?
    • A bat.
  • What is the best place for baby cats to learn how to swim?
    • The kitty pool.
  • Peter Pan always flies, so why is that?
    • He Neverlands!
  • Is there any Halloween monster who is good at math?
    • No—unless you Count Dracula!
  • Can you guess where a writing utensil would like to vacation?
    • Pencil-vania!
  • Is there anything that is fast, loud, and tastes good with salsa?
    • A rocket chip!
  • When a snowman is sick, what does he take?
    • A chill pill. 
  • What is the benefit of carrots for your eyes?
    • You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!
  • When is the best time to go to the beach?
    • Sun day!
  • Can you tell me what sea monsters eat?
    • Fish n’ Ships!
  • When a firefly starts a race, what does it say?
    • Ready, set, glow!
  • What kind of music does the easter bunny like?
    • Hip Hop!

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Author’s Note

Incorporate eco-friendly living into your kids’ lives after these funny moments. Take a look at these ten eco-friendly projects you can do with your kids. As a parent, you can share these projects with your kids and still have fun while learning at the same time. 

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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