Short People Jokes That Will Never Leave You Short of Laughter

Are you short or do you know someone who is? Short people must be so frustrated because everything is so hard for them to do and there is nothing they can do to become taller.

To make it easier, you can accept and laugh about it. Telling people a short joke can help you become a funny guy that everyone loves.

These short people jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. You can use them to lighten up the mood and tension in a room or if you want to make fun of someone short. Either way, have fun with it.

Funny Short People Jokes 

  • Is there a reason why short people don’t play hide and seek?
    • Because good luck hiding when you can’t reach the top shelf!
  • When short people wave hello, how do they do it?
    • They use their whole body.
  • Is there a reason why the short person brought a ladder to the bar?
    • Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
  • What kind of music does a short person like?
    • Shorty-pop!
  • Is there a reason why short people don’t play basketball?
    • Because they’re tired of getting dunked on by the net.
  • When a person is short, how does he or she make a decision?
    • They stand on their tiptoes to see things from a higher perspective.
  • How do you define a little get together?
    • A short people party.
  • How come short people have a hard time raising a family?
    • Because they struggle to put food on the table.
  • What do short people call miniature golf?
    • Golf.
  • When midgets play soccer, why do they always laugh?
    • Because the grass tickles their balls.
  • What caused the short guy to fall asleep in his harness and helmet?
    • Because he was tired from climbing into bed. 
  • Have you heard about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
    • He’s a small medium who’s at large.
  • Midgets cannot be depressed, why is that?
    • They are always looking up! 
  • How do short people refer to an iPad?
    • A desktop computer.
  • Why wouldn’t you hire short people as chefs?
    • Because the steaks are too high.
  • What makes short people love shoe stores?
    • The mirrors are the perfect height.
  • What caused the short person to get stuck in the elevator?
    • Because they could not reach the door open button. 
  • Have you ever noticed what always catches my eye?
    • Short people with umbrellas
  • What makes midgets so good at picking up girls?
    • They are amazing at small talk.
  • For a basketball team, what position does a short player play?
    • The ball.
  • When you grow up, what do you want to be?
    • Tall person to short person.
  • How do short people greet each other?
    • They microwave.
  • Why are short people always thirsty?
    • They can’t reach the drinking fountains.
  • How do you describe short people on a merry-go-round?
    • A midget spinner.
  • When short people smoke weed,
    • do they get high or medium?
  • What’s the best way for short people to shoot a bow and arrow?
    • With a rubber band and a toothpick.
  • What are the differences between a dwarf and short people?
    • Very little.
  • What is the best way for a short person to reach the top shelf?
    • They don’t.
  • Why do people respect short people and dwarves?
    • They never look down on anyone.
  • How do short people find pants?
    • They buy shorts.
  • What is a short person’s favorite side dish?
    • A small fry.

Hilarious Short People One Liners

  • Since you are so short,
    • I bet your parents leave you at home most of the time when they go to the pool for fear you will drown in the kiddie pool.
  • Every short woman hides a house decoration behind her.
  • Midgets and tall people should never date.
    • Long-distance relationships never work out.
  • Short People Problem:
    • Because you are too short, the sun visor doesn’t even work while you’re driving.
  • Short People Problem:
    • When you wear heels, your height becomes normal.
  • You’ve got to give it to the short people…
    • because we usually can’t reach it anyway.
  • Short people will rule the world one day.
    • All 5ft of it, of course.
  • Rarely do you see a short person being fat at the same time.
    • They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen.
  • There are times when I want to make a joke about short people.
    • But I don’t want to stoop to their level.
  • Being tall comes with a lot of responsibility.
    • Short people look up to you.
  • My local funeral home is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins…
    • but only to short people.
  • I love short people.
    • I find them to be more down to earth.
  • Short people are easy to make fun of.
    • The jokes always go over their head.
  • Short people tend to be sad.
    • Because they can never reach happiness.
  • Fact:
    • Short people always appear younger.
  • Are you okay?
    • No.
    • My height hasn’t changed since I was 12. 
  • Short people are mean because they are closer to hell.
  • It’s not that I am short,
    • I simply have a built for speed and accuracy.

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Author’s Note

Remember, the goal of these jokes is to bring smiles and laughter without causing any offense. It’s always important to be considerate and kind to people of all heights.

We hope you liked our jokes about short people! We always enjoy sharing funny content, if you like more of our jokes, check out Bagel Puns, Turning 70 Jokes, Teenage Jokes.

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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