Paper Jokes That Makes You Go Round and Round 

Whether you are a student or a working professional, chances are that you are surrounded by stacks of paperwork. 

The piles of paper that you have to wade through can be intimidating and boring but there is a way to liven them up. By adding a little humor and taking the stress off those stacks of paperwork, you can transform the experience from drudgery to delight. 

This blog will show you how to do that. How? Though Paper jokes! Let your stress go and laugh instead.

Funny Paper Jokes and Puns

  • What did one piece of paper say to the other piece of paper?
    • “I feel stuck in this relationship!”
  • Can you tell me what kind of music a paper likes?
    • Wrap music!
  • Why do scientists not trust atoms made of paper?
    • Because they’re tearable!
  • Can you tell me what the pencil said to the paper?
    • “You’ve got a good point!”
  • What happens when a pencil flirts with a piece of paper?
    • It leaves a little note!
  • Do you remember what the pencil said to the paper?
    • Don’t look now, I’m changing.”  
  • What do sloths enjoy reading?
    • Snooze-papers!
  • When a police officer pulled me over and said “papers”, what did I do?
    • I said “scissors” and drove away.
  • I wondered what the cat said to the shredder.
    • Teach me everything you know!
  • Is there any advantage to using a paper that is about to be used for origami?
    • It’s ten fold.
  • After walking over sand paper, what did a dog say?
    • Rough Rough.
  • What are the similarities between a joke and a paper bag?
    • Both can be recycled.
  • What kind of paper does an animal dislike?
    • Parchment paper.
  • Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
    • Nevermind, it’s tearable.
  • What did the paper tell the pen?
    • Write on.
  • What did the paper clip tell the magnet?
    • I find you attractive. 
  • What are the differences between Mexicans and stoners?
    • Stoners actually have papers.
  • In exchange for goods and services, where did the practice of signing a piece of paper originate?
    • The Czech Republic.
  • Why do people resent thin paper so much?
    • Because it’s tearable.
  • If a paper airplane doesn’t fly, what do you call it?
    • Stationary.
  • The teacher asks why you’re staring at an empty piece of paper.
    • I’m drawing a blank.
  • Why shouldn’t you ever give a frog a piece of paper?
    • They’ll always just rip it, rip it.
  • A paper that sings, what do you call it?
    • A rapper.
  • How did the toilet roll down the hill?
    • To get to the bottom!
  • What did the toilet paper say to the other?
    • “I feel really wiped.”
  • Do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have anything in common?
    • They both look for Klingons around Uranus.
  • What caused the toilet paper to trip on the doormat?
    • It ran out.
  • What caused the Terminator to stumble upon toilet paper?
    • Aisle B, Back.
  • What type of toilet paper is a mathematician’s favorite?
    • Multiply.
  • What made the toilet paper so cool?
    • Because it was on a roll.
  • Why didn’t the toilet paper finish the race?
    • Because it was wiped out.
  • Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the street?
    • Because it got stuck in a crack.
  • What makes an elephant different from a piece of paper?
    • You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
  • How do you make tissue paper dance?
    • You put a little boogie in it!

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Crazy Paper Short-Liners 

  • Never before have I had to write a paper on John F. Kennedy.
    • But I’ll have a shot at it.
  • The hardest part about wrapping paper is…
    • Not many words rhyme with “paper”.
  • In contrast with stocks, toilet paper makes an excellent investment.
    • It’s most valuable when it hits bottom. 
  • Since I was out of toilet paper, I used the newspaper instead.
    • The Times are rough.
  • Yesterday, I saw my math teacher with a sheet of graph paper.
    • I think he’s plotting something.
  • Policeman: You have all the paperwork and helmets, but there’s an invoice. 
    • Me: Why?
    • Policeman: You have kept all the paper in foil and foil is banned.
  • You probably should have seen a doctor before covid-19 if you needed 144 rolls of toilet paper.
  • While loading paper into my printer, it flashed a message saying, “I can’t handle it.”
    • Turned out it was in Depeche mode.
  • Humans cut down trees, make paper, then write ‘save trees’ on it. 
  • I wondered why music was coming from the printer, apparently the paper was jammed.
  • A man arrived with a pen and paper at the duel.
    • He proceeded to draw his weapon. 

The Great Paper Trivia Challenge

Author’s Note

There is something funny about paper that people of all ages can enjoy, whether they are nerdy or not. How do you enjoy paper jokes? Share your thoughts below. 

Try this hilarious funny paper craft for the whole family, that you can easily make by yourself or with friends.

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