To say the least, planning a birthday party, wedding, or any other party can be stressful. In addition to the right venue, the right games, and the right food, there are all sorts of things you need to think about when hosting a party.
Many people don’t think about the entertainment for their party, but it’s not a mistake you want to make. Great entertainment makes or breaks your party. So be the comedian yourself!
There are thousands of party jokes that can make you the best comedian in the party and give your audience some wild and crazy laughs. Browse through them below!
Hilarious Party Jokes
- In a party, what do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- Nacho cheese!
- Is there a reason why the scarecrow was invited to the party?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- When a bee celebrates a birthday, what do you call it?
- A “ba-bee”!
- At a party, what is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
- A blood orange!
- When the grape got stepped on at the party, what did it say?
- Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- What is the best way to catch a squirrel at a party?
- Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- NASA throws a party. How does it work?
- They planet.
- Do you know how to throw a surprise party at a hospital?
- Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
- What do farmers do at parties?
- They turnip the beets.
- Can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?
- Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
- How do you describe a dwarf suicide bomber?
- A party popper.
- Despite having thrown herself a birthday party, only one person attended.
Who is it?- The grim reaper.
- Why was the birthday boy’s party so bad?
- Because he was turning farty!
- And what caused the Peanut Butter to be upset at his retirement party?
- He was roasted.
- How does a clam celebrate his birthday?
- It shellebrates!
- Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday celebration?
- People kept toasting her!
- What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?
- I scream cake.
- Have you heard about the light bulb party?
- It was pretty lit!
- Why is ice cream always invited to parties?
- It’s cool.
- Have you heard about the wolves’ all-night bash?
- If you didn’t, it was a howling success!
- What did the cannibal get when he arrived late to the party?
- A cold shoulder.
- Do you know about the Creeper-only party?
- It was a bast!
- What do Minecraft players do to celebrate?
- They throw block parties!
- Do you know what a dance party on a minefield is called?
- A bad Idea.
- Do you know what kind of party is thrown in a cemetery?
- A grave rave.
- Why do some people say funerals are actually better than parties?
- Because it’s a party to die for.
- How do you know there is a firefighter at the party?
- He’s got all the hose.
- How many people does it take to have a new years party?
- Two and a fifth.
- Ex was so lonely at the party, why?
- Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
- At a birthday party, how can you tell if a donut is bored?
- It looks glazed over.
- Why was soap given to the little girl for her birthday?
- It was a soap-rise party!
- What about the shrimp that went to the prawn cocktail party?
- He pulled a mussel.
- Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?
- Things got pretty sappy!
- I wonder why the knot wasn’t invited to the party?
- It was all tied up.
- I wonder how Betty got so wasted at the party?
- She kept saying “wine not.”
- What did the scarecrow say at the party?
- Lettuce turnip the beet.
- Did the ice-cream offer any advice to the grumpy cake?
- “What’s eating you?”
- What will you do if no one turns up to your birthday party?
- You’ll have your cake and eat it, too.
- How was the fish’s birthday party?
- It went swimmingly.
- Wouldn’t it be great if I could have my party at the library?
- It was already booked up.
- Can anyone tell me which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?
- It’s for a party this Friday.
Funny One Liners and Parties Stories
- My favorite toast for parties:
- I wish to be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I’m dead.
- I could always tell who was feeling awkward at a party.
- It’s usually within 30 seconds of talking to them.
- I was at a party when a man came in and announced that he was a builder.
- I thought, ‘he knows how to make an entrance’.
- But it turns out he was just putting up a facade.
- A gay friend of mine had a costume party with an 80’s theme.
- I came dressed up as AIDS.
- Nobody really knew what I was at the start of the party, but by the end, everybody got it.
- There was a party I was invited to.
- Suddenly I farted when an angry man shouted, “Why do you fart in the presence of my wife?”
- I only gazed at him for some moments and calmly told him, “Sorry I didn’t know it was her turn.”
- Finally, I realized that my parents favored my twin brother.
- It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
- A chemistry lab is similar to a party…
- Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
- Cinderella was my daughter’s theme for her birthday party.
- So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
- During a party, a lady goes up to Winston Churchill and says, “Sir, you’re drunk.”
- Churchill replies, “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
- You might be a redneck if you show up naked to a come as you are party.
- Once I went to an ISIS birthday party.
- The musical chairs were a bit slow but pass the parcel was quick.
- I like to spice up dinner parties by placing people who don’t like each other next to each other.
- Would you like to have a few cocktails at the party tonight?
- You’re silly! 23 is written together!
- You missed the majority of the party!
- I’m so sorry, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
- Occasionally, I feel so ignored at parties that I check to see if my clothes blend with them.
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Author’s Note
Party jokes are the perfect recipe for turning any gathering into a laughter-filled celebration. With their playful humor and light-hearted charm, they can bring people together and create unforgettable moments. So, whether you’re at a festive gathering or just sharing a laugh with friends, remember that a good party joke can make any occasion a bit brighter and a lot more fun!
Can you tell me which party jokes are your favorites? Or have I missed an excellent one? Feel free to share them below. We’d love to know about it!
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