38+ Funny Moon Jokes To Make You Laugh All Night Long

To the moon and beyond: what a fascinating place that is!

As part of the Earth’s orbit, the Moon is called its satellite. It is the only natural satellite of the planet.

Humanity has been fascinated by the moon throughout history. It has the power to calm us down and to make us think about our lives. We feel connected to the universe when we see it.

Your night will be filled with laughter with these funny moon jokes.

Funny Moon Jokes and Puns

How come the moon doesn’t shave?
- Because it waxes!

What was the reason for the fake moon landing?
- Because the moon is still up there. It did not land anywhere.

If cashews were grown on the Moon’s soil, what would they be called?
- Astro-nuts.

Mad people on the moon are called what?
- A Luna-Tic!

Is there a reason why the man on the moon is bald?
- Because he does not have ‘air.

Could you tell me how the Moon keeps its trousers up?
- With an asteroid belt!

When the Moon spoke to Saturn, what did she say?
- “Give me a ring sometime!”

Is there a reason why the moon is so hungry?
- Because it’s only full once a month!

Have you heard about the great new moon restaurant?
- The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.

Can you tell me which way the cow jumped over the moon?
- The MILKY way!

Have you heard about the bones they found on the moon?
- It seems like the cow did not make it.

To his therapist, what did the moon say?
- “I’m just going through a phase.”

An astronaut tells another astronaut he is sorry in what way?
- He Apollo-gises.

Is there a reason why moon rocks are tastier than earth rocks?
- Because it’s a little meteor.

The moon cuts his hair in what way?
- Eclipse it!

Under a full moon, what do you call your home?
- A warehouse!

Can you tell me how much the moon is worth?
- One dollar, because it has four quarters.

Can you see a dance in the night sky?
- The moon walk!

What is the heaviest phase of the moon?
- When it’s full.

When the werewolf saw the full moon, why did she go to the dressing room?
- She needed to change.

When you visit the moon, where do you park?
- At the parking meteor.
- Or anywhere you can find space really.

A meal from the moon is called what?
- A satellite dish.

What is the best way to make werewolf stew?
- Leave him waiting for the full moon.

Is there a reason why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
- Because it’s a gray area.

Is there a tropical fruit that wants to visit the moon?
- A Coco-naut.

After getting married, what do moon people do?
- Go on their honeyearth.

Can a person with poor vision clearly see the moon?
- No, but a “good eye might.”

Is there a reason why Apollo 11 took off during a full moon?
- It’s an easier target.

On the moon, what do you call Dwayne Johnson?
- A moon rock.

NASA and Michael Jackson have what in common?
- It’s been decades since their first moon walk.

In the storm, what did the moon say?
- “Oh no! It’s waning.”

What are the signs that the moon is about to go bankrupt?
- When it’s down to its last quarter.

Can you tell me what holds the moon up?
- Moonbeams.

Hilarious Moon One-Liners

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Of all the nations on the moon, France has the most flags.
- The intense UV light bleaches all the flags placed there white.

After watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours, astronomers got tired.
- They decided to call it a day.

On the moon, an astronaut stepped in gum.
- He’s stuck in orbit.

I’d move to the moon but the cost of living is astronomical.

For bonfire night, I got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket.
- He’s over the moon.

I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other.
- E-clips.

People haven’t returned to the moon for so long because hotels there are always full.

When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, he used to make terrible jokes.
- When nobody laughed, he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”