Marketing Jokes That Will Give You Funny Ad-ventures

Do you like jokes? Do you like marketing? 

There’s no doubt this will be a hit with you. It’s going to be a good laugh with your co-workers! 

Marketing plans are equally important for a successful business as a good marketing strategy. 

With the right marketing plan, you can cultivate your business and make connections with potential clients.

And funny marketing jokes can help you have a good laugh while you market your business.

Silly Marketing Puns

  • What kind of marketing do pirates like best?
    • B2sea.
  • Is there anything a pirate loves about marketing?
    • Thee arrrrrrROI!
  • Dracula does what kind of marketing?
    • A-COUNT-based marketing.
  • Who are the target audiences of pirate B2B marketers?
    • The SEA Suite!
  • Is there a favorite snack among social media marketers?
    • Insta-graham crackers.
  • Can you tell me what a marketer’s favorite drink is?
    • Brand-y.

Funny Marketing Jokes

  • Cookie Monster applied for a marketing job for what reason?
    • He heard they were tracking cookies.
  • The marketing couple decided not to get married for what reason?
    • Because they weren’t on the same landing page.
  • Why did the priest hire a marketing consultant?
    • To improve his conversion rate.
  • The junior marketing manager got into display ads for what reason?
    • They wanted to make a lasting impression
  • What caused the ghost’s marketing campaign to fail?
    • You could see right through it.
  • What caused the marketing manager to be fired as a director?
    • Weak calls to action. 
  • What is the favorite song of telemarketers?
    • Answer my call, maybe.
  • Is there a personality trait that makes a bad marketer?
    • Anti-social.
  • What makes marketers dislike trampolines?
    • They’re scared of high bounce rates.
  • What was the reason for the social media marketer’s absence?
    • He went to a company-wide retweet.
  • What prevents marketers from attending live musicals?
    • They keep trying to capture the leads.
  • What was the reason for the marketer’s fence around her jewelry box?
    • She insisted on gating all of her assets.
  • What made the bad marketer get a job making butter?
    • He had a high churn rate.
  • To screw in a light bulb, how many marketers are needed?
    • None, they’ve automated it. 
  • Is there a place where a body would be best hidden?
    • The second page of Google.
  • The marketer built a fence around her house for what reason?
    • She likes to gate all of her assets.
  • What are the ways SEO experts celebrate improved search engine rankings?
    • SERP-rise parties.
  • What makes marketers such good wide receivers?
    • They always stay inbounds.
  • A travel agency’s landing page is called what?
    • A Destination URL.
  • Is there a reason why digital marketers love Whole Foods?
    • They have a lot of organic content.
  • In what way did Yoda get his first lead?
    • He used the Sales Force.
  • Heard about the marketer who had to raise awareness for a fencing company?
    • She started by sponsoring posts.
  • At the fair, why did the marketer get nauseated?
    • He insisted on eating a full funnel cake.
  • What caused the marketer and her boyfriend to break up?
    • Lack of engagement.
  • What makes cab drivers good content marketers? They can really drive in traffic.
  • Which president had the most connections?
    • Abraham Linkedin. 
  • What makes digital marketers bad tap dancers?
    • They expect to be paid per click.
  • How about an SEO’s favorite animal at the zoo?
    • The inbound lynx.
  • Chiropractors and SEOs both fix what?
    • Back links.
  • When SEO professionals see twins, what do they see?
    • Duplicate Content.
  • In order to create a comprehensive keyword list, what is the best way to do it?
    • Add words.
  • What makes content marketers love mountains so much?
    • They love the amount of evergreens.

Hilarious Lines About Marketing

  • Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.
  • I have a digital marketing joke, but you won’t get it because you deleted your cookies. 
  • A friend of mine recently lost his job doing marketing for a podcast about serial killers. 
    • He probably shouldn’t have suggested user-generated content. 
  • Googling symptoms only tells you which disease has the best SEO. 
  • What if an SEO specialist and a vegetarian walked into a bar together.
    • Who talks about organic first? 
  • Digital marketers started a bakery, but no one was able to get inside. 
    • When customers asked how to open the door, the baker said:
    • “You have to click on the banner to accept cookies.”
  • Over 100 times, the Food Network mentioned “turkey” on their homepage…
    • Talk about keyword stuffing.
  • Dr. Frankenstein recently got into marketing, and he’s surprisingly good at it.
    • He really knows how to humanize repurposed content.
  • My marketing blog focuses on acoustic guitars. 
    • It had great resonance but no amplification.
  • There was a knock on the door asking if I had considered selling elevators to family and friends.
    • I’m so sick of Multi Level Marketing.

This roundup of marketing jokes is sure to put a smile on your face, so don’t stop enjoying the good times! For more fun, here are some of our favorite jokes!  

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