40+ Best Art Jokes To Draw You In

A work of art is a form of self-expression in which a person bares their soul on a canvas, and is the bravest thing one can do for the world.

No matter how dark or bleak things may seem, artists have a keen eye for finding beauty. With their talent and Midas touch, even the most mundane ideas can be transformed into stunning works of art.

You’ll enjoy these funny art jokes and artwork that will make you laugh and make you picture yourself beautifully.

Hilarious Art Jokes and Their Artist

Do you know how many artists it takes to change a light bulb?
- Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks.

When the artist first visited the Louvre, how did he feel?
- It was Louvre at first sight.

If you find art imprisoned, what should you do?
- You have to Freda art.

When the painter was frustrated, what did he say to the wall?
- I’ll plaster you if you crack anymore!

So what does a pirate do in their free time?
- They make Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

What can you do to lure an arts major away from your doorstep?
- Pay for the pizza.

If your home needs repairs, how would the artist accomplish it?
- When it paint broke, don’t fix it.

So why was the cowboy such a good artist?
- He was quick on the draw.

What do you call someone who sits by the wall all day?
- Art.

How should an artist fill out their CV?
- Drawing from experience.

Why couldn’t the man afford expensive art?
- He had no Monet.

Why do you distrust artists so much?
- Because they are always a bit sketchy, a bit shady, and they will always try to frame you.
- I think you get the picture.

What did the artist draw before he went to sleep?
- The curtains!

What is a painting made by a cat called?
- A paw-trait.

Have you heard about the artist who always went too far?
- She didn’t know where to draw the line.

What is a mixed media artist without a girlfriend called?
- Homeless.

Have you heard about the messy house of the painter?
- It was “a work-in-progress…..”

The artist is in jail, why?
- She was framed.

Artists are bad at Uno, why?
- Because they draw a lot.

If you want to inspire an artist, how can you accomplish that?
- Easel-y.

How do artists greet one another?
- Yellow!

Have you heard about the artist who paints in jail?
- He had a brush with the law.

If you steal art, what does it mean?
- The haul of frames.

Isn’t it irritating when engineering students call themselves engineers?
- It’s stupid. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

Where do con artists stay while camping?
- The answer is in the content!

If Van Gogh were alive today, what would be the title of his autobiography?
- The Starry of my Life.

When Michelangelo painted the ceiling, what did he say?
- I got you covered.

Do you know what animal is a famous painter?
- Vincent Van Goat.

Why did the van of the art thief run out of gas as it fled from the museum?
- Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Which animal is the famous painter?
- Pablo Pig-caso!

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Funny One Liners About Arts & Artists

The artist was excellent.
- He could always draw a crowd.

Today, my son cried because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
- He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.

I used to do fine arts, until I decided I didn’t like the arts.
- But I’m doing just fine now.

I told the artist that his painting was terrible.
- I think he got the picture.

A graffiti artist had sprayed a thick font on the side of a police station.
- Now that is bold.

I let my artist girlfriend draw things on my body whenever she is sad.
- I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

When I get pimples, I photograph them.
- Is zit art?

I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti-government art, which I found quite surprising.
- No one expects the Spanish ink sedition.