Internet Jokes That Will Keep You Connected

The Internet was invented in a beer garden more than 40 years ago! You know what they say, the best ideas are born over a drink!

Another interesting fact is that there are 4.9 billion Internet users right now. More than half of the population of the world is connected to the internet, and you are no exception. Wow! What a huge number!

It is full of interesting and funny stuff on the Internet. It’s time for your daily dose of humor through these internet jokes!

Crazy Internet Jokes

  • The chicken crossed the Web for what reason?
    • To get to the other site.
  • How do trees get onto the Internet?
    • They log in.
  • Are you tracking my cookies?
    • You will never get my recipe internet!
  • What is a computer’s first sign of aging?
    • Loss of memory.
  • What type of doctor fixes broken websites?
    • A URLologist.
  • Look how clean the house is!
    • Was the internet down for a while today?
  • Is there any way to stop an Internet troll?
    • Seize their memes of production.
  • What is a computer’s method of catching fish?
    • With its internet.
  • The pirate’s least favorite letter is…
    • Dear Sir/Ma’am, We are cutting off your internet connection for the following reasons: Illegal Downloading.
  • Kid: “Dad! Who’s our internet service provider?”
    • Dad: “Me.”
  • If a dog has a strong internet connection, what do you call it?
    • Hotspot!
  • Why do sharks eat underwater internet cables?
    • They were advised to have more fiber in their diet.
  • Why did the two internet nerds split up?
    • There was no real connection.
  • Superman is always on the internet, so what’s his deal?
    • He wants to get into krypto-currency!
  • Which is the best food on the internet?
    • Wireless hotpot!
  • Why do babies want to browse the internet?
    • So they can Google Gaga.
  • How can you escape from an angry lumberjack on the internet?
    • You log off.
  • I wonder where the fisherman and the mermaid met.
    • On line!
  • What prompted the astronaut to use the Internet?
    • To go inter interspace
  • Is it possible to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
    • Check out their web site.
  • Is there life without the Internet? Really?
    • Send me the link.
  • Can’t find your kids at home?
    • Turn off the internet, and they’ll show up quickly.

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Hilarious Internet One Liners and Cute Stories

  • All I need is a stable internet connection,
    • not a stable relationship.
  • Home is where Wi-Fi is automatically connected.
  • Shortest Horror Story Ever:
    • Computer: Internet access is unavailable.
  • My farm had a sketchy internet connection, so I moved the modem to the barn.
    • Now I have stable wifi.
  • I hate to break it to you, Facebook, but the whole Internet is already a Dislike button.
  • I wonder what my parents did to pass the time before the internet.
    • I asked my 18 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either.
  • I was finally able to read a book thanks to my internet provider.
    • They had an outage.
  • Today’s kids will never know the thrill of finally connecting to the internet after the third try.
  • Fun fact:
    • The internet used to be a place for watching cat videos instead of tracking the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism. 
  • Chrome: The internet sure is awesome!
    • Incognito: I’ve seen terrible things.
    • Tor: (Quiet)
  • A couple asked me to fix their Internet connection at their house.
    • While his wife was in the other room, he asked her for her computer password.
    • She shouted back, “Start with a capital S, then 123.”
    • We tried S123 several times, but nothing worked.
    • So we called the wife in.
    • As she entered the password, she muttered, “I don’t understand why it’s so hard to type Start123.”
  • I looked online for a new toaster and found a site that offered it, but gave up.
    • Pop-ups kept appearing.
  • I found a new site about hitchhiking.
    • I got the thumbs up.
  • There are some things man was never meant to know.
    • For everything else, there’s Google.
  • Last night, the Internet did not work, so I spent a few hours with my family.
    • They seem like good people.
  • By accident, I clicked on Internet Explorer.
    • Now I have to wait for it to load, so I can close it again.

Keeping in touch with friends and family is possible thanks to the Internet. You are able to communicate your feelings, thoughts, and emotions with them in a convenient and easy way! Don’t forget to share your laughter with them as well.

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Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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