Librarians are not just facts finders; they are also great comedians.
Librarians are not just the guardians of books, but also the guardians of jokes and laughter.
Everybody needs a good laugh and a good joke, and having a good sense of humor is a great quality. Here are some librarian humor & jokes you’ve probably never heard before. It’s impossible not to laugh at these jokes.
Hilarious Librarian Humor
- When librarians go fishing, what do they bring?
- Bookworms!
- What is the best way for librarians to flirt?
- They ask for your call number.
- When a person checked out 100 books, what did the librarian tell them?
- Don’t overdue it.
- Which book did the librarian take out for her cat?
- The Prince and the Paw-purr.
- Why are librarians unable to finish mystery books?
- They keep reading between the lines.
- What did the librarian tell Chris Tucker?
- Sit down and zip it! This is Hush Hour.
- What made the librarian win a Lifetime Achievement Award?
- She had a storied career.
- When a South American librarian is always in a hurry, what do you call him?
- Urgent Tina.
- What did the librarian tell John Cusack?
- Shhhhh! Don’t Say Anything.
- What did the surfer tell the librarian?
- Is my book over dude?
- Did the Librarian say anything to the rapper?
- “I like big books and I can not lie.”
- What vegetables do librarians like to eat?
- Quiet Peas!
- Who was the toughest member of the book club?
- Conan, the Librarian
- When the buccaneers were too loud, what did the pirate librarian say?
- SHH-iver me timbers!
- For a quick book review, what does a librarian need?
- A second glance.
Librarian One-Liners, Signs & Stories
- Librarians love a good joke—they always get the reference.
- A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.
- Librarian:
- The original search engine.
- Someone asked a librarian, “Do you work here?”
- Librarian: No, I enjoy putting books away in my free time.
- Dinosaurs didn’t read.
- Now they are extinct.
- Thank goodness the Thesaurus survived!
- Cold?
- Check out a book!
- Despite being cold, you’ll have a book in your hands.
- Library Sign:
- Alternative facts can be found in our fiction section.
- Library Sign:
- Come on In! We are never overbooked.
- Library Sign:
- Please note: The post-apocalyptic fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs.
- Don’t you ever do anything besides read?
- Not willingly.
- Library:
- Because not everything on the internet is true.
- Reading seriously harms idiocy.
- Basically, librarians are superhumans.
- A sign in the library saying: Our internet connection is not working, but our librarians are.
- It’s like Google with a face!
- We’re glad you got your Taylor Swift tickets, but where’s this energy when we’re trying to sign up people for library cards?
- Sure, maybe you don’t need books, but what if– and hear me out, the books need you?
- Reading won’t solve your problems, but then again, neither will housework.
- Keep reading!
- Lawyers are just Attack Librarians.
- Life is what we call that period of time that interrupts our reading.
- Today, staying up all night and finishing my books was more important than being mentally present.
- Let’s play librarian:
- I’ll read and in 6 hours you’ll tell me the library is closing.
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