Laugh Your Way Through Biology Jokes

Biology is a subject that can be difficult to comprehend and retain. But there’s no need to stress out! In this article, we will share with you some of the funniest biology jokes around.

Share these laughs with your friends and family, or use them in class for an easy way to learn about biology without all the work!

Hilarious Biology Jokes and Puns

  • Did the male stamen say anything to the female pistil? “I really like your style.”
  • How do you refer to a taxi that provides drug therapy? Chemotaxis.
  • Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
  • While reading a biology textbook, what did Cinderella say? “I hate mitosis.
  • According to biology, you’re 70% water. Physics tells me that you are 99.99% empty space. Chemistry says you are 60% oxygen. However, I am telling you that you are 100% CUTE!!!
  • Why didn’t the Dendrochronologist ever get married? Due to the fact that he only dated trees.
  • Were you aware of the famous microbiologist who toured 30 countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
  • I wish I were adenine, then I could be paired with U.
  • The female biologist gave her daughter some advice… The way to a man’s heart is through the pericardium.
  • What did the conservative biologist say? The only cleavage I’m looking for is at the cellular level.
  • The patella said to the femur, “I kneed you.”
  • Biologists study biology while nutritionists study nutrition. Trump must be an expert on races.
  • Have you just mutated for a stop codon? That’s because you are talking nonsense!
  • Do you know how to make a hormone? Don’t pay her.
  • Is it difficult to get a B for a biology practical? Yes, because it is easier to dissect a frog.
  • What caused the germ to cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
  • Hey, you’re so hot, I’m denatured by your proteins.
  • What is the study of real estate? Homology
  • Did the biologist say anything when her colleague sneezed? You make me sick.
  • The scuba diver did not pass biology. Because he was below “C” level.
  • What kind of flowers does everyone have? Two-lips.
  • Did you hear about the blood cells who fell in love? Alas, it was all in vein.
  • Baby, I really want to be a DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • The biologist was broke, Why? Because he was sporely paid.
  • When Gregor Mendel founded genetics, what did he say? Woopea!
  • How does Juliet maintain body temperature? Romeostasis
  • How do you refer to someone who leads a biology gang? The nucleus.
  • What did the biologist wear on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
  • I’m wondering why nobody laughed when I made a DNA joke in biology… I guess my thymine was off.
  • There is no doubt that the blood contains white and red cells. However, not many people know that white cells come in husband and wife forms. Dr. Sanguine witnessed this when listening to blood with a tiny microphone and hearing a white blood cell say, “The way to a man’s heart is to go through his veins.”
  • The bad news is the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking and the good news is none of the amoebas have lost any members.
  • What did the Mexican microbiologist shout when he made a huge discovery? Amoeba! Amoeba!
  • I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose – They all laughed. I’d never felt cilia.
  • Confucius’s once said, “When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”
  • Does male anatomy differ from female anatomy? Yes, a vas deferens.
  • In response to her sister cell stepping on his toe, what did one cell say? Mitosis.
  • Did you know that biologists never get scared? Not at all. They get petrified.

A joke is often used to relieve tension and stress. Biology is the study of life. Comedy is a way of laughing at the ups and downs of life.

Do you know of any funny ones? Tell us about them below in the comments so we can laugh together.

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