Ultimate List of Funny Jokes & Memes That Are Worth Sharing of All Time

Here are some of our funniest silly jokes everyone will love and even the most serious people can’t help but laugh at them.

At the very least, you’ll crack a great big smile! So have fun and enjoy!

Funny Jokes That Everyone Remembers

  • A door to door bicycle salesman is called… A Peddler!
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  • During the winter, what do cyclists ride? An icicle!
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  • I wonder how the barber won the bike race… He took a short cut!
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  • Why did the little boy bring his bike to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to sleep walk!
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  • Why is it that bank tellers are prohibited from riding bicycles? They tend to lose their balance!
Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles They tend to lose their balance
  • What do you call an artist who creates sculptures from bicycle parts? Cycleangelo!
What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts Cycleangelo
  • How does a biologist dress while on a first date? Designer genes!
What does a biologist wear on a first date Designer genes
  • What kind of school lunches do zombies have? Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream.
What do zombies have for school lunches Human beans fried legs and eyes cream
  • What makes fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why do fish swim in salt water Because pepper makes them sneeze
  • When you cross a dog with a rose, what do you get? A collie-flower!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose A collie flower
  • What kind of music terrifies balloons? Pop music!
What kind of music is scary for balloons Pop music
  • What’s orange and has a parrot sound? A Carrot!
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot A Carrot
  • Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Why is there a gate around cemeteries Because people are dying to get in
  • Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
Why are frogs so happy They eat whatever bugs them
  • What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs It doesnt matter what you call him he isnt coming
  • What do you call when you trip on a bra? A Booby Trap!
What do you call when you trip on a bra A Booby Trap
  • I’m not always late for work… but when I am, I make up for it by leaving early.
Im not always late for work but when I am I make up for it by leaving early
  • Where do they get the seeds… to plan seedless watermelons??
Where do they get the seeds to plan seedless watermelons
  • What if March really has 32 days and April 1st is just a prank?
What if March really has 32 days and April 1st is just a prank
  • When her teacher said to write an essay, she brought in a sheet of paper saying… “An Essay.”
When her teacher said to write an essay she brought in a sheet of paper saying An Essay
  • They tell me to get in shape. Round is a shape!
They tell me to get in shape Round is a shape
  • Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.
Barista How do you take your coffee Me Very very seriously
  • Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison? Monday laundering!
Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison Monday laundering
  • What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mourning!
Whats the saddest part of the week Monday mourning
  • I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places… She told me to stop going to those places!
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places She told me to stop going to those places
  • Why are computers so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!
Why are computers so smart Because they listen to their motherboards
  • What do you call smart cheese? Sharp cheddar!
What do you call smart cheese Sharp cheddar
  • Why did the pepperoni want to be a salami? It was being treated like a pizza meat.
Why did the pepperoni want to be a salami It was being treated like a pizza meat
  • What do you call someone with a nose but no body? Nobody know.
What do you call someone with a nose but no body Nobody know
  • I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!
I married Miss Right. I just didnt know her first name was ALWAYS
  • Have you seen the movie “Constipated”? Don’t worry, it hasn’t come out yet.
Have you seen the movie Constipated Dont worry it hasnt come out yet
  • How do I make impatient people angry? Tell you tomorrow…
How do I make impatient people angry Tell you tomorrow
  • Corduroy Pillows – They’re making headlines.
Corduroy Pillows Theyre making headlines
  • To the thief who stole my pillow… I will not rest until I find you.
To the thief who stole my pillow I will not rest until I find you
  • Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side
  • What type of bee can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
What type of bee cant make up its mind A maybe
  • How do oceans say goodbye? They wave.
How do oceans say goodbye They wave
  • Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in school.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in school
  • What do you call a tired pea? Sleep-pea!
What do you call a tired pea Sleep pea
  • Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team? Because she ran from the ball.
Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team Because she ran from the ball
  • Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
Why was the cook arrested He was caught beating an egg
  • What did the letter say to the stamp? “Stick with me and you’ll go places.”
What did the letter say to the stamp Stick with me and youll go places
  • What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs!
What did the evil chicken lay Deviled Eggs
  • Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go.
Why cant you give Elsa a balloon Because she will Let it go
  • What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid!
What do you call an acid with an attitude A mean oh acid
  • Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
Why do bees have sticky hair Because they use honey combs
  • Knock, knock. Who is there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless!
Knock knock Who is there Broken Pencil Broken Pencil who Nevermind its pointless
  • Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? It was looking for the scoop!
Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream It was looking for the scoop
  • What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one? The delivery!
Whats the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one The delivery
  • Why was the bed wearing a disguise? Because it was under cover.
Why was the bed wearing a disguise Because it was under cover
  • What did the pepperoni say to the chef? You wanna pizza me?!
What did the pepperoni say to the chef You wanna pizza me
  • Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza Never mind its too cheesy
  • What did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
What did the blanket say to the bed Dont worry Ive got you covered
  • Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control his pupils.
Did you hear about the teacher who was cross eyed She couldnt control his pupils
  • Where do crayons go on holiday? Color-ado
Where do crayons go on holiday Color ado
  • Would you like to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!
Do you want to hear a bad cat joke Just kitten
  • What made the ninja spend the day in bed? He had kung-flu!
Why did the ninja spend the day in bed He had kung flu
  • What does Mrs. Earthworm say to her daughter when she comes home late? Where on earth have you been?
What did Mrs. Earthworm say to her daughter when she came home late Where on earth have you been
  • Can February march? No, but April may!
Can February march No but April may

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