Ultimate List of Funny Jokes & Memes That Are Worth Sharing of All Time

Even the most serious of people will be able to laugh at these funny silly jokes everyone will enjoy.

At the very least, you’ll get a delicious smile on your face! Let’s have fun and enjoy!

Funny Jokes That Everyone Remembers

• A door to door bicycle salesman is called… A Peddler!

• During the winter, what do cyclists ride? An icicle!

• I wonder how the barber won the bike race… He took a short cut!

• Why did the little boy bring his bike to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to sleep walk!

• Why is it that bank tellers are prohibited from riding bicycles? They tend to lose their balance!

• What do you call an artist who creates sculptures from bicycle parts? Cycleangelo!

• How does a biologist dress while on a first date? Designer genes!

• What kind of school lunches do zombies have? Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream.

• What makes fish swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

• When you cross a dog with a rose, what do you get? A collie-flower!

• What kind of music terrifies balloons? Pop music!

• What’s orange and has a parrot sound? A Carrot!

• Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.

• Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!

• What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming.

• What do you call when you trip on a bra? A Booby Trap!

• I’m not always late for work… but when I am, I make up for it by leaving early.

• Where do they get the seeds… to plan seedless watermelons??

• What if March really has 32 days and April 1st is just a prank?

• When her teacher said to write an essay, she brought in a sheet of paper saying… “An Essay.”

• They tell me to get in shape. Round is a shape!

• Barista: How do you take your coffee? Me: Very, very seriously.

• Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison? Monday laundering!

• What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mourning!

• I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places… She told me to stop going to those places!

• Why are computers so smart? Because they listen to their motherboards!

• What do you call smart cheese? Sharp cheddar!

• Why did the pepperoni want to be a salami? It was being treated like a pizza meat.

• What do you call someone with a nose but no body? Nobody know.

• I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!

• Have you seen the movie “Constipated”? Don’t worry, it hasn’t come out yet.

• How do I make impatient people angry? Tell you tomorrow…

• Corduroy Pillows – They’re making headlines.

• To the thief who stole my pillow… I will not rest until I find you.

• Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

• What type of bee can’t make up its mind? A maybe.

• How do oceans say goodbye? They wave.

• Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in school.

• What do you call a tired pea? Sleep-pea!

• Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team? Because she ran from the ball.

• Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

• What did the letter say to the stamp? “Stick with me and you’ll go places.”

• What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs!

• Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let it go.

• What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid!

• Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.

• Knock, knock. Who is there? Broken Pencil. Broken Pencil who? Nevermind, it’s pointless!

• Why did the newspaper talk to the ice cream? It was looking for the scoop!

• What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one? The delivery!

• Why was the bed wearing a disguise? Because it was under cover.

• What did the pepperoni say to the chef? You wanna pizza me?!

• Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

• What did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.

• Did you hear about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control his pupils.

• Where do crayons go on holiday? Color-ado

• Would you like to hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!

• What made the ninja spend the day in bed? He had kung-flu!

• What does Mrs. Earthworm say to her daughter when she comes home late? Where on earth have you been?

• Can February march? No, but April may!

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