Chocolate Jokes Will Leave You Begging for More 

Chocolate is a popular dessert item that holds a special place in the hearts of everyone. It’s not just kids who enjoy cracking them, even adults do too. 

Chocolate is the “food of the Gods” for many. There are some truly delicious treats, however, that can make it more than just that. 

Make your friends, family, and coworkers feel good by sharing these chocolate jokes and giving them some chocolate.

Hilarious Chocolate Jokes and Puns

  • What kind of chocolate is a monkey’s favorite?
    • Chocolate chimp.
  • Why did the donut go to the dentist?
    • He needed a chocolate filling.
  • An ant dipped in chocolate is called what?
    • Decad-ant
  • What kind of candy is always late?
    • ChocoLATE.
  • When chocolate rains, what happens first?
    • It sprinkles.
  • What caused the hipster’s mouth to burn when he drank hot chocolate?
    • He drank it before it was cool.
  • Can you tell me what chocolate’s preferred pronouns are?
    • Her, She.
  • When it came to Valentine’s Day desserts, what was the French cat’s favorite?
    • Chocolate mousse.
  • What is the reason for always melting chocolate over boiling water?
    • Because if you try and melt it under boiling water, you’ll die.
  • What is your favorite part of Valentine’s Day?
    • The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
  • What did the M&M go to college?
    • His goal was to become a Smarty.
  • Chocolate is loved by what fruit?
    • A cocoa-nut.
  • If a sheep is covered in chocolate, what do you call it?
    • A candy baa.
  • Can you tell me what the sun’s favorite chocolate bar is?
    • A Milky Way.
  • Can you tell me what an alien’s favorite chocolate is?
    • A mars bar.
  • Can you tell me why a gun is like a box of chocolates?
    • If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
  • What is the reason for the triangle shape of Toblerone chocolate?
    • So that it’ll fit inside the box.
  • How do you describe a cookie that is extra sweet?
    • A chocolate chip cutie!
  • What are the similarities between chocolate bars and jokes?
    • They can both be cracked! 
  • Is there a reason why the cow didn’t produce any chocolate milk?
    • Because he was moo-dy!
  • When you cross a chocolate bar with a beer, what do you get?
    • A Choco-Light!
  • What are the reasons why there is no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
    • Because no one wants to quit.
  • If you mix Coco Pops with milk, what do you get?
    • Chocolate milk! 
  • If you mix Coco Pops with chocolate milk, what do you get?
    • Diabetes.
  • Have you heard about the Chinese magician who used chocolate to perform magic?
    • I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
  • Can you tell me which chocolate candy bar a cat prefers?
    • A Kit Kat!
  • What made the chocolate-hazelnut truffle stand out?
    • He was nutty!
  • When you cross a red racing car with nuts and chocolate, what do you get?
    • A Ferrari Rocher!
  • What do three men have in common with fluffy nougat dipped in chocolate?
    • 3 Musketeers!
  • Have you heard about the chocolate maker who was upset?
    • He was in chocolatiers. 
  • Have you heard about the fish that fell into a chocolate box?
    • He was a truffled sole. 
  • In what ways does Montezuma’s Absolute Black differ from traditional German timepieces?
    • One is 100% coca and one is 100% cuckoo.

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Funny Chocolate One Liners and Short Stories

  • A joke I heard about chocolate bars wasn’t funny at all.
    • So I just snickered.
  • Hazelnuts and chocolate were discovered in an Egyptian tomb.
    • They believe it’s the tomb of Pharoah Rocher.
  • Chocolate contains caffeine, someone told me.
    • If that’s true, then why has my dog been asleep for so long, huh?
  • Life is like a box of chocolates, the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts.
  • It took me a while to get over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts.
    • I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
  • I have a cousin who works in a chocolate shop.
    • He works behind the bar.
  • The chocolate bar I just bought has bacteria growing on it.
    • I guess there is life on Mars after all.
  • I ordered a chocolate clock from Amazon a few months ago, but it hasn’t arrived.
    • Boy, it’s taking its sweet time getting here.
  • When the leaves turn in the fall, you start collecting Almond Joy candy bars for the coming winter…
    • you’re a chocoholic.
  • There are many preservatives in chocolate.
    • Preservatives make you look younger. 
    • Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
  • There is a rumor that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. 
    • Could be a Chinese Wispa.
  • It irritates my wife to have her chocolate bars wrapped in other chocolate bars.
    • It gets her Snickers in a Twix.
  • I have a problem with finishing a slab of chocolate and drinking water afterward as if it will compensate for the unhealthy part. 
  • Coco trees are plants, so chocolate comes from them, which makes it a plant.
    • Chocolate is a salad. 
  • Chocolate in both hands is a balanced diet. 
  • Avoid eating brown eggs if you see a bunny leaving them.
    • They’re not chocolates. 

Among all comfort foods, chocolate is the most popular. There are more than 2000 brands of chocolate across the globe. Chocolate isn’t just for eating anymore; it can also be used to make your friends and family laugh. These chocolate jokes are sure to make you smile!

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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