Funny Jeep Jokes to Keep You Entertained While Off-Roading

People who own Jeeps enjoy the great outdoors and get away from everyday life’s pressures.

Traveling through the rugged, challenging trails of the wilderness can be a fun experience, and one that you can actually enjoy, provided you are well equipped to deal with the many challenges.

Here is a list of some Jeep Jokes that will keep you entertained while off-roading.

Hilarious Jeep Jokes To Make LOL

  • Is there a kind of vehicle that roadrunners like?
    • Jeep Jeep
  • On the license plate of a black Jeep, what was written?
    • BAA BAA
  • In the video game, how was the Jeep ride?
    • A little buggy.
  • What made Thomas Jefferson not drive a Jeep Wrangler?
    • Because he always fought for LIBERTY!
  • The driving sheep is known as what?
    • A Jeep.
  • How do you describe a time-traveling car?
    • A quantum jeep.
  • After the Jeeps collided, what did they say?
    • “Oh Jeepers”
  • Shepherds drive what?
    • Ba Ba Black Jeep.
  • Is there a difference between a jeep and a rental car?
    • A rental car can go anywhere.
  • Just bought an SUV…
    • Because it was a’going Jeep.
  • While I was driving today, I shifted into reverse and thought, this takes me back.
  • My new Jeep is named “Elizabeth Warren.”
    • It’s white.
    • But it claims to be a Cherokee.
  • While listening to Adele, my wife crashed the car…
    • She was rolling in the jeep.
  • In a new video game, I was driving a jeep.
    • It was a little buggy.
  • Today, 98% of Jeeps are still on the road.
    • The other 2% made it home.
  • At the army base, there was a very serious accident.
    • A jeep hit a popcorn bag.
    • It killed an untold number of kernels.
  • There are four blondes planning to sit in a Jeep.
    • Guess what they started arguing about?
    • Who will sit next to the windows?
  • Two hunters were driving down a narrow two-lane road in an off-road jeep when they saw a sign that said ‘Bear Left’…
    • As soon as they turned around, they went home.
  • At the Air Force base, there was a bad accident.
    • A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
  • I’m 1/16th Cherokee…
    • not by ancestry, but because I got injured in an accident with my Jeep and the doctors couldn’t remove all the shrapnel.
  • A week ago my Jeep broke down and I had to scrap it.
    • I found out today that my friend got the same model Jeep as I did.
    • I’m pretty sure its a reincarnation.
  • When two boomers restore an old Jeep, they drive straight to a nudist camp.
    • They wanted to show off their old Willys.
  • He complained about my Jeep’s 4WD Low Range and diff locks…
    • and I replied “Bro, this Jeep will handle that shit.”
  • Changing my Jeep’s brakes with my dad and the lugnuts were super tight.
    • My dad goes, “This is a wheel pain in the ass.”

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Funny Jeep Quotes To Share

  • “Keep smiling if you are driving a Jeep in the mud.”
    • — Unknown
  • “If people don’t start buying Jeeps, they will never know about the great places in life they can drive to.”
    • — Gemini Jeeps
  • “I work hard so that my Jeep can have a better life.”
    • — Unknown
  • “I built my Jeep never to break, but to break things.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Buy a Jeep, they said. Best car around, they said. They are absolutely right.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled because drivers don’t have a Jeep.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Having a Jeep is like having herpes. Sure it will act up from time to time. But, you will never get rid of it.”
    • — Unknown
  • “To avoid injury, don’t touch my Jeep.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Jeep is not a hobby. It is my escape from reality.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Thanks for the offer but I am busy living my Jeep life.”
    • — Unknown
  • “No plans, no roads, no maps, no GPS. It’s a Jeep life.”
    • — Unknown
  • “Let me drink coffee, and then I will drive the Jeep.”
    • — Unknown
  • “People who drive Jeeps are people who like to do outdoor activities.”
    • — Inga Cadranel

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