Drive Your Friends Crazy With These Funny Car Jokes

by Eric Russell  |  03 May 2021

Ever get bored in your car? Well, this list of 35 funny car jokes is sure to make you laugh. From hilarious puns to witty observations, these jokes will keep you entertained for hours!

So sit back and enjoy the ride with these great jokes about cars.

Car Jokes: Quiz Time

  • When dinosaurs crash their cars, what do you get? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
  • What could possibly be worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
  • In what situations is a car no longer a car? When it turns into a driveway.
  • Do you know how to double the value of a Yugo? Fill it with gas.
  • What is the best place to park dogs’ cars? In the barking lot.
  • What’s the difference between a Porsche and a cactus? The prick on the cactus is on the outside.
  • What kind of cars do chefs drive? Chef-rolets.
  • What is the favorite car of a musician? Honda-A-Chord
  • When cars turn 13 years old, what happens to them? They have a car-mitzvah.
  • What’s four flies and wheels? A garbage Truck.
  • What’s the last thing a bug thinks about before it hits the windshield? ts butt.
  • Which part of the car is the laziest? Wheels, because they are always tired.
  • I wonder what happened to the frog who parked on the double yellow line? His car got toad.
  • What kinds of snakes can be found on cars? Windshield vipers.
  • Do you know what kind of car Yoda drives? A toyoda.
  • What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolks-wagen.
  • What is the difference between a golf ball and a Chevy? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
  • How come chicken coops only have two doors? They would be chicken sedans if they had four.
  • During a car crash, what are you obligated to take care of? The witnesses
  • What’s the difference between a Ferrari and six garbage bag full of recyclable cans? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
  • What do you call a Ford Fiesta that has run out of gas? A Ford Siesta.
  • How do turkeys drive a car? He wings it.
  • What makes cars not work properly when you change wheels? Because they’re retired.

Car Puns You’ll Laugh At

  • My goal was to find a hitchhiker. Turns out he’s just saying he approves of my driving..
  • It never fails that my sweetheart goes too far when it comes to health food crazes. Now, it’s even affecting my driving. She took the carb-orator off my car!
  • A Tesla doesn’t come with a new car smell, they just come with Elon Musk.th an Elon Musk.
  • Husband: “Honey, the neighbor is again washing the car with his son!” Wife: “That poor little boy! Go over there and tell him to use a sponge instead.”
  • My sister told me you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you ought to have seen her face when I drove pasta.
  • Chasing a car will definitely make you tired, but you’ll get exhausted if you chase cars.
  • When I reversed my car in the garage, I asked my son to spot me and tell me when I hit the wall. Then I heard a bang. “3:45 PM”, he said.
  • The road less traveled is what I chose, now where the heck am I?
  • I had a nightmare that someone hit me with a car muffler last night. I awoke exhausted.
  • Driving a DeLorean would probably be a once-in-a-while experience.
  • I’d like to park my dead car in the garage. Too bad there’s not enough vroom.
  • Get a job at a transmission repair shop. You’ll get used to the early-morning shifts.

Funny car jokes are a great way to make your friends roll with laughter. Did these 35 funny car jokes lighten your day? I’m sure, It’s a YES! 

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About the author 

Eric Russell

Eric finished his degree in primary education. He is into geeky male joke topics. His favourites are Star Wars and Chuck Norris.


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