Best Elephant Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Your Trunks Off

Elephants have big ears and playful personalities, making them some of the most lovable animals on earth. If you have ever seen one in person, you know how much these cute creatures love playing with their toys and taking baths. 

As elephants are one of our favorite animals, we have collected the best elephant jokes of all time. Prepare your ears because these are going to blow you away!

Witty Elephant Jokes Questions and Answers

  • Elephants that don’t matter are called what?
    • An irrelephant.
  • Computers aren’t used by elephants, why is that?
    • Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
  • At the circus, what did one elephant say to the other?
    • “I sure hope you remember all the moves, because I keep forgetting the trunks!”
  • What are the signs that there’s an elephant under your bed?
    • Your head hits the ceiling!
  • Is there a reason why the elephant sat on the clock?
    • To squash a little more time!
  • Elephants and rhinos cross, what do you get?
    • Elephino (Hell if I know)!
  • What makes elephants bad dancers?
    • Because they have two left feet!
  • What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?
    • An elephant that was stung by so many bees!
  • Why couldn’t the two elephants swim together?
    • Because they only had one pair of trunks!
  • When her kid misbehaved, what did momma elephant say to him?
    • “Tusk, tusk!”
  • What is large, gray, and has red spots?
    • An elephant with chickenpox!
  • What is the best way to get an elephant up a tree?
    • Take an acorn and plant it. Place the elephant on top of where you planted it. You have to wait 50 years.
  • What did the elephant do on the freeway?
    • About 5 mph.
  • Which game should you never play with an elephant?
    • Squash!
  • Why were the elephants thrown out of the pool?
    • Their trunks kept falling off!
  • Why are elephants so wrinkled?
    • The ironing process takes way too long.
  • When an elephant gets lightheaded, what happens?
    • It ele-faints.
  • How did the elephant treat his toe when he was injured?
    • He called a tow truck!
  • What made the elephant afraid to go to the computer store?
    • Because they sold mice.
  • What’s the best way to raise an elephant?
    • With a forklift.
  • What is the best way to know  if there’s an elephant under your blanket?
    • Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
  • What is the best place for an elephant to pack his luggage?
    • In his trunk!
  • When an elephant skydives, what do you get?
    • A big hole.
  • What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing at all?
    • An elephant’s shadow.
  • What’s big, grey, and horned?
    • An elephant marching band!
  • What do you call an elephant who laughs a lot?
    • An elaughant.
  • After work, what did the elephant do to relax?
    • He watched ele-vision!
  • What does an elephant mom tell her children every morning?
    • “I love each and ivory one of you!”
  • What is the name of the biggest ant in the world?
    • An eleph-ant!
  • When an elephant can fly, what do you call it?
    • A propellephant!
  • What do you call an elephant who hates taking baths?
    • A smellyphant!
  • How do you describe something that is grey, big, and has red spots?
    • An elephant with chicken pox!

Elephant with Star Wars and Tarzan Jokes

  •  Who is an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character?
    • TUSKan Raiders.
  • When he sees a herd of elephants in the distance, what does Tarzan say?
    • “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”.
  • When Tarzan sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses, what does he say?
    • Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.
  • Tarzan says what when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
    • “Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!”

The Ultimate Elephant Joke Challenge

Author’s Note

In addition to being the most intelligent creature on earth, elephants are also considered one of the funniest. Also, don’t forget to share your joke in the comments below.

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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