Funny Banana Jokes That Will Break You Out Into Side-Splitting Laughter

Bananas are a funny fruit. They don’t have any bones, they come in bunches, and they taste like cream when you put them on cereal or yogurt! But did you know bananas can make people laugh? That’s right. Bananas are hilarious! 

If you’re looking for good banana jokes to break the ice at your next party or if you just want to have a good chuckle then this is perfect for you! Prepare for side-splitting laughter!

Humorous Banana Jokes

  • When monkeys walk down the stairs, how do they stay safe? They hold on to the banana-ister.
  • What caused the banana farmer to lose his job? He kept throwing away  bent bananas.
  • What should you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
  • You know why it’s important to treat bananas with extra kindness? You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
  • What made the banana so upset? Someone mistakenly thought he was a plantain!
  • Where do bananas get their clothes from? Banana Republic.
  • What made the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
  • The banana had to go to the hair salon for what reason? Because she had split ends.
  • When a yellow object goes bzzzzzz, what is it? An electric banana.
  • What’s the best place to go swimming for bananas? In a cereal bowl.
  • When it comes to banana cream pie, what’s the best thing to put in it? Your teeth!
  • When one banana first met another, what did it say? Yellow, nice to meet you.
  • Yellow and always pointing north: what is it? A magnetic banana.
  • What would a banana say when she answered the phone? “Yellow?”
  • What is the purpose of bananas using sunblock? Because otherwise they’d peel.
  • What makes bananas never lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
  • How can you make a banana split the quickest way possible? Cut it in half.
  • What is a charismatic banana called? A banana smoothie!
  • What is the hippest type of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
  • When you tell a banana a really funny joke, what happens? They break out into side-splitting laughter!

Are there any subjects in school you dislike the most or the most like? In either case, you are sure to laugh till your stomach hurts after reading these Math Jokes and Biology Jokes!

Funny Banana Stories and One-Liners

  • The man said to the other:“Sorry, but you have a banana stuck in your ear!” The other replied: “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”
  • Bananas aren’t growing anymore… Apparently, they’re long enough  already.  
  • Time passes like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split some ice cream?
  • Andy: One of our teachers went on a banana diet. Ana: Is she slimmer now? Andy: I don’t think so, but she sure knew how to climb trees!
  • A banana once saw an apple with no peel. Apple asked the banana, where is your  peel? In response, he said, people are always taking my clothes off.
  • Banana: Doctor, Doctor. Banana: I’m feeling like curtains. Doctor: You need to pull yourself  together. 
  • Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch. 
  • When eating a banana, avoid eye contact.
  • Now that I’ve heard your joke, I’m peeling better.

Bananas, bananas, bananas! There are so many jokes about these yellow fruits that it is hard to decide which one you want to share with your friends. Maybe we should just let you be the judge of this debate. Let your family and friends laugh with you!

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