35+ Fun Unicorn Jokes To Make Your Little Believer Laugh

It’s easy to get lost in the complicated and serious parts of life. You have a lot of things to do, a lot of things to worry about and a lot of things to figure out. However, every once in a while, it’s good to take a break from the madness and laugh.

Unicorns are mythical creatures. They are extremely rare and extraordinary. These unicorn jokes are sure to be enjoyed by your child, and they can even share them with their friends. Let your laughter be magical!

Funny Unicorn Jokes

Is there a place where unicorns go when they are naughty?
- Unicourt.
What kind of card game do unicorns play?
- Uno.

Have you heard about the unicorn with a negative attitude?
- She always said neigh.
Is there a way unicorns can get to the park?
- On a unicycle.

What do you call a unicorn without horns?
- A eunichorn.
What street does a unicorn live on?
- Mane Street.

When unicorns ride the merry go round, where do they go?
- A unicorn-ival.
On Sundays, unicorn moms bake what?
- UniCorn muffins.

When it comes to unicorns, what game should you never play?
- Leap frog.
If you cross a unicycle with a cob of corn, what do you get?
- You get a unicorn.

After the thunderstorm, where did the unicorn gallop off to?
- Somewhere over the rainbow.
How is Justin Bieber different from a unicorn?
- One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn.

Is there a difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?
- Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.
The mythical creature served what at his barbecue?
- Unicorn on the cob.

When a unicorn gets a flu shot, what do you call it?
- An immunicorn.
Why was the little unicorn sent to bed without supper?
- She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table.
When a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack, what do you call it?
- Star grazing.
What do unicorns call their father?
- Pop corn.
What do unicorns eat if hay is for horses?
- Haaaaaay!

Can you tell the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
- One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
What makes unicorns listen to polkas?
- They like to hear unicordians.
What is the best way to tell if a unicorn has been in your house?
- They leave glitter everywhere!
How should a runaway unicorn be told a story?
- A tale of whoa!
When the unicorn fell, what did it say?
- I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.

What do you call a unicorn with long eyelashes?
- U-ni-brow.
How do you refer to a fancy unicorn?
- A glamicorn.
If you cross a unicorn and a cow, what will you get?
- Horned beef.
Can you tell me what the unicorn’s favorite sport is?
- Running mare-athons.
What made the unicorn such a good guitarist?
- He knew all the uni-chords.

What makes unicorns like silly jokes?
- Because they’re uni-corny.
Is there a reason why the unicorn ran across the road?
- It was late for horse-story class.

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Silly Pickup Lines and Funny Quotes About Unicorn

Have you ever wondered if you were a unicorn?
- Because, baby, you seem like my perfect fantasy.
I hate to horn in on your night, but I just wanted to tell you that you must be a unicorn because you seem absolutely magical.
A night with me is like riding a unicorn:
- It can be done every night, but it will always feel like a fantasy.

“The unicorns were the most recognizable magic the fairies possessed, and they sent them to those worlds where belief in the magic was in danger of falling altogether. After all there has to be some belief in magic- however small- for any world to survive.”
- – Terry Brooks
“It’s not a unicorn – it’s a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams.”
- – Tad Quill & Gabrielle Allan
“The unicorn is not known for its horn, beauty, or purity; but for it’s strength and courage as one.”
- – Nicole Beckwith
“Unicorns are immortal. It is their nature to live alone in one place: usually a forest where there is a pool clear enough for them to see themselves — for they are a little vain, knowing themselves to be the most beautiful.”
- – Peter S. Beagle