Alligator Jokes You Won’t Scare To Laugh At

Do you love telling a good joke? Do you love to laugh at jokes? Do you have a sense of humor? Alligator jokes are one of the few types of jokes that are both funny and have a moral. These jokes have been around a long time and many people love to tell them and listen to them.

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What Do You Call Alligator Jokes

  • What do you call an alligator who is carrying a compass?
    • A navigator.
  • What do you call an alligator wearing a vest all the time?
    • An investigator.
  • What do you call an alligator who spends all day killing bugs?
    • A fumigator.
  • What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
    • A traitor.
  •  What do you call an alligator who works in a food store?
    • A deli-gator.
  • What do you call an alligator who enjoys watering his plants?
    • An irrigator.
  • What do you call an alligator that is always causing trouble?
    • An instigator.
  • What do you call an alligator when he’s your best friend?
    • A pal-igator.
  • What do you call an alligator who is wearing Crocs?
    • A sell-out.
  • What do you call a gator that works at the courthouse?
    • A litigator.
  • What do you call an alligator that is surrounded by all the other gators at the swamp crown?
    • A congregator.​

Funny Alligator Jokes

  • What was the reason for everyone’s fear of the alligator lawyer?
    • He was an amazing liti-gator.
  • Christmas presents are given to alligators by whom?
    • Santa Jaws.
  • According to Egyptians, there are no crocodiles in Egypt.
    • I think they’re in de nile.
  • Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet long.
    • They usually just grow 4 of them though.
  • If you blend an alligator, what do you get?
    • Gatorade.
  • Can you tell me what an alligator’s favorite dip is?
    • Croc-amole.
  • What do you get when you cross an alligator with a rooster?
    • A croc-a-dilian-doo.
  • What do alligators order at coffee shops?
    • Jaw-va.
  • When an alligator loses his tail, what does he do?
    • Goes to a re-tail store.
  • What was the purpose of inviting the alligator to a fashion show?
    • She was a snappy dresser.
  • Can you tell me what kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
    • An Alley-gator.
  • Is there a reason why alligators don’t like fast food?
    • Because it is difficult to catch.
  • Alligators can live up to 100 years.
    • As a result, there’s a higher chance that you’ll see them later.
  • Is there a difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
    • One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
  • Alligators have what kind of pets?
    • Alley Cats.
  • Alligators call slow people what?
    • Dinner.
  • What is the number of limbs on an alligator?
    • It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
  • The other day, I saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food at the zoo.
    • It was an alligrator.
  • In their bathrooms, what type of floor do alligators install?
    • Rep-tiles.
  • How are alligators and old computers alike?
    • They both have bytes!
  • When it comes to basketball, what’s the most popular move among gators?
    • The Alli-oop.
  • Is there a reason why alligators are long and green?
    • Because if they were short and green, they would be leprachuans.
  • Restaurant Waiter: May I help you?
    • Alligator: Are you serving people here?
    • Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do.
    • Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please.
  • An alligator walks into a bar.
    • He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
    • The bartender replies, “Yes, of course.”
    • The man says, “That sounds great, I’ll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator.”

Alligator is a big reptile animal. Its habitat is in swampy areas. Due to its large size, alligator meat is much tastier than other meats. You can easily find alligator meat in the market. Buying it, however, requires caution. It should be purchased from a reputable store. It is also important to know how to cook it properly.

Alligator is very tasty and healthy if prepared properly. Here are the best alligator meat recipes.

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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