Funny Parrot Jokes to Make You Laugh Repeatedly

A lot of people love parrots. While they are beautiful birds, they are also very intelligent and they can mimic human language. In fact, they can think and talk like humans. 

If you are a parrot lover, you will love reading these jokes and we are sure that you will come back for more. So here are some of the funniest parrot jokes. Get ready for some laughs you won’t soon forget.

Hilarious Parrot Jokes and Puns

• What is the best way to annoy a parrot?
  • Mimic it until it starts questioning its own identity!

• When you cross a parrot with a shark, what do you get?
  • A bird that talks your ear off and then eats you!

• Is there a reason why parrots make terrible secret agents?
  • Because they can’t keep anything under their “wing.”

• When the parrot saw a banana, what did it say?
  • “Look, a yellow telephone!”

• Is there a reason why parrots don’t use computers?
  • Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

• Do you think you know more parrot jokes than I do?
  • Toucan play that game!

• Can you tell me what has four legs, four eyes, and a net?
  • Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!

• What do you call a parrot that can’t fly?
  • A walkie talkie.

• Do you know what you call a group of dead parrots?
  • Polygons.

• Is there anything in common between a parrot and a vegan?
  • They won’t stop repeating themselves.

• What caused the parrot to cross the road?
  • So he could use the cross-squawk.

• Is there anything smarter than a talking parrot?
  • A spelling bee.

• When you cross a parrot with a shark, what do you get?
  • A bird that talks your ear off!

• Can you tell me what a parrot’s favorite game is?
  • Hide and Speak!

• What is the favorite game of a parrot?
  • Beakaboo.

• How do you describe a parrot wearing a nylon tracksuit?
  • Polly-Ester!

• Is there a place where parrots make movies?
  • Pollywood!

• When you cross a parrot and a cat, what do you get?
  • A trip to the vet!

• In the jungle, why aren’t there any headache tablets?
  • Because the parrots-ate-em-all!

• What makes parrots so good at imitating?
  • They love parrot-y.

• When parrots die, where do they go?
  • Parrot-ise.

• What makes parrots so good at improvising?
  • Because they know how to wing it.

• What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
  • Voice mail.

• What is the best way to get a parrot to talk properly?
  • Send him to the polytechnic!

• Is there anything that always succeeds?
  • A toothless parrot! It always sucks seeds.

• What made the pirate sad when his parrot left?
  • It gave him the cold shoulder!

• Can you tell me where pirates buy their parrot food?
  • Petsmarrrrrrrrt!

• Is there something orange that sounds like a parrot?
  • A carrot.

• Is there a reason why parrots don’t fall to the ground?
  • They use their parrot-chutes.

• What do you get when you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
  • A bird that talks in morse code!

• If a parrot won’t eat, what do you call it?
  • A Polly-no-meal.

• What caused the little bird to get in trouble at school?
  • Because he was tweeting on a test.

• What is the most hated test by a criminal parrot?
  • A polygraph. 

• Once a parrot has dried herself after a bath, what do you call her?
  • Polly unsaturated. 

Funny Parrot One Liners and Stories

• A fat parrot escaped its cage.
  • To be honest, it’s a weight off my shoulders!

• When you own a parrot, it says a lot about you!

• If you want to know the gender of a parrot, you need to stick your finger inside the cage.
  • If he bites you, he’s a male. If she bites you, she’s a female.

• To be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
  • Two Byrds, one Stone.

• I just found out that my parrot has an STD.
  • Vet says he has Chirpees.
  • He said there’s no need for concern, because it’s a Canarial disease, and it’s tweetable.

• My previous job was at a parrot training facility, but I had to leave after a few years.
  • I couldn’t take all the talking behind my back.

• My best friend passed away, so I got his sibling a parrot to help him cope.
  • He said, “Daniel, it’s your brother. Reincarnation is real.”

• Merger Announcement:
  • Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.

• The parrot buys chapstick from a drugstore.
  • The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?”
  • The parrot says, “Just put it on my bill!”

• Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.

• Me: What’s up with the high electric bill?
  • My parrot: Alexa turn on the lights, Alexa turn on the TV, Alexa play music, Alexa…

• Me: I want to sell my talking parrot.
  • Friend: Why?
  • Me: Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me. 

• The first person to ever hear a parrot speak was probably not okay for several days. 

• One of my ex-girlfriends owned a parakeet.
  • Oh my God, that thing would never shut up.
  • But the bird was cool!

• When I get a parrot, the first thing I’m going to teach it is to say…
  • “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot!”

• Having a talkative child quarantined is like having an insane parrot attached to your shoulder. 

Parrot Trivia Challenge

Author’s Note

Parrot jokes are a delightful way to add a feathered touch of humor to your day. These jokes playfully capture the clever and chatty nature of these colorful birds. So, whether you’re a parrot enthusiast or simply looking to share a laugh, these jokes are ready to spread wings and bring smiles to all!

Whenever we want to laugh, most jokes about our favorite animals are our first choice. Dogs jokes, spider jokes, and shark jokes are some of my favorites that you’re sure to enjoy as well.

Check out this compilation of smart and funny parrots talking videos.