Grammar Jokes That are Unquestionably Funny

The world of Grammar can be a very serious place and the idea of adding any humor can seem like jumping the shark in a really bad way. 

However, that doesn’t mean there are no grammar jokes out there that are funny. 

This blog will explore the lighter side of grammar, and provide you with some hilarious grammar jokes. 

Get ready for the best laughs of your life!

Hilarious Grammar Jokes and Puns

• Is there a reason why the comma broke up with the apostrophe?
  • They were too possessive.

• When comforting a Nazi grammar, what should you say?
  • “There, their, they’re.”

• Can you tell the difference between a cat and a comma?
  • One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

• I remember the Alphabet only having 25 letters when I was a kid?
  • Nobody knew why.

• What dinosaur knows the most words?
  • A Thesaurus.

• How do you refer to Santa’s elves?
  • Subordinate clause. 

• Can you explain why sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?
  • They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions. 

• Can you think of a word that uses all the vowels, including y?
  • Unquestionably.

• By adding two letters, what word becomes shorter?
  • Short. 

• For breakfast, what does a thesaurus eat?
  • A synonym roll. 

• Where’s my phone at?
  • Behind the preposition!

• How do you describe a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
  • A condescending con descending. 

• In the sentence, what did the period say?
  • “We better stop now!”

• Voltaire likes apples how?
  • Candied. 

• What made the run-on sentence think it was pregnant?
  • Its period was late.

• Words and punctuation end up in court for what reasons?
  • To be sentenced.

• What did the exclamation mark say to the period?
  • “Why aren’t you bleeding?”

• What is the best way to make a copyeditor vomit?
  • Show her a typo. It will make her [sic].

• Shakespeare wrote only in pen. Why?
  • Pencils confused him. 2B or not 2B. 

• Which letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?
  • The Q (queue)

• Can you tell me the longest word in the English language?
  • Rubber-band. Because it streches.

• Can you tell me what the longest English word is?
  • Smiles. There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.

• Is there anything that begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
  • A teapot.

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Funny Short-Liners About Grammar

• I’ll never date another apostrophe.
  • It was too possessive the last time. 

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
  • It’s impossible to put down.

• Even though I’m a grammar Nazi, I try to be more tolerant of other people’s mistakes.
  • I’m working on my elf-esteem.

• My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends. 

• When I was young, my English teacher asked me, “Name two pronouns.”
  • I said, “Who, me?”

• There is no way you can run through a campsite. 
  • You can only ran, since it’s past tents. 

• When someone types “to funny”, I immediately envision them looking for funny with fist in air. 

• It was all night for me to see where the sun went. 
  • Then it dawned on me. 

• Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke. 
  • Knock! knock!
  • Who’s there?
  • To
  • To who?
  • No, to whom? 

• You’re dinner vs. your dinner: 
  • One leaves you nourished, the other leaves you dead. 
  • Correct grammar: it saves lives.

• Autocorrect has become my worst enema. 

• The English language is difficult. 
  • It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

• I visited a prison library. 
  • It had its prose and cons. 

• I’m so adjective, I verb nouns.

• I’m terrible at math but I heard that calculus has its limits.

• Double negatives are a big no-no.

• 11 consonants, eight vowels, a comma, and an exclamation mark will appear in court to be sentenced next week.

• The laws of grammar should be obeyed. 
  • Rules is rules.

Author’s Note

Well, folks, it’s crystal clear that when it comes to grammar jokes, they really punctuate our lives with laughter, never leaving us dangling in uncertainty. So, remember, whether you’re a grammar nerd or just here for the laughs, these jokes are the true champions of the sentence-ational comedy world!