Tennis Jokes That Will Make You Rack-et!

Is tennis your sport? These funny tennis jokes are sure to make you laugh whether you’re playing for fun or competing.

In tennis, there is always something new to learn, which keeps players interested and motivated. Playing tennis is a lot of fun. Playing competitively brings an adrenaline rush unlike anything else, and it’s exciting to see who wins each point. 

Even though tennis appears to be a serious sport, it has its humorous side. It’s a game full of jokes from its origins to its style of play. 

It’s time for the tennis jokes to begin! 

Funny Tennis Jokes and Puns

  • Which city is a tennis player’s favorite?
    • Volleywood!
  • What was the reason for the tennis player’s extra pair of pants?
    • In case he got a little behind in his game!
  • In school, what is a tennis player’s favorite subject?
    • Racketeering!
  • What is the best way to make a tissue dance at a tennis match?
    • You put a little “boogie” in it!
  • Is there a reason why the tennis player brought string to the match?
    • In case he needed to tie the score!
  • What is a tennis player’s favorite type of music?
    • “Racquet” and roll!
  • Can you tell me why playing tennis on a court is not a good idea?
    • Because you might get arrested.
  • Did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into an argument?
    • The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
  • Is there a way for a tennis publicity master to impress the crowd?
    • He hits overheads, ’cause then every point will be a smash hit.
  • When the tennis ball was hit, what did it say?
    • “Who’s making all the racquet?”
  • When a woman stands in the middle of a tennis court, what do you call her?
    • Annette.
  • The man bought nine racquets for what reason?
    • Because tennis too many.
  • What are the reasons why you should never date a tennis player?
    • Because love means nothing to them.
  • Have you heard about the Vietnamese brothers who became table tennis doubles champions?
    • It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
  • Is there a place where ghosts play tennis?
    • On a tennis corpse.
  • What causes tennis noise?
    • The players raise a racquet. 
  • How did one tennis ball respond to another tennis ball?
    • “See you round!”
  • What makes spiders such good tennis players?
    • Because they have great topspin.
  • The tennis player crossed the road for what reason?
    • To get to the other side!
  • What was the reason for the tennis coach’s imprisonment?
    • Because he kept giving racket advice!
  • During a temper tantrum, what does a tennis player throw?
    • A racket!
  • Tennis players go to bed at what time?
    • Tennish!
  • Fish don’t play tennis well, why?
    • They are afraid of the net.
  • What are the reasons why you should never seek confidence boosts from tennis players? 
    • They give back handed compliments!
  • In which state do the most tennis players live?
    • Tennis-ee!
  • What is the most popular game among horses?
    • Stable tennis!
  • When your tennis opponent doesn’t like your serve, how can you tell?
    • They keep returning it.
  • What was the purpose of the tennis player charging the net?
    • She ran out of cash.
  • Is there a reason why tennis matches last for hours?
    • It’s because the lines are long.
  • What has four legs and grunts a lot?
    • A “doubles” tennis team.
  • How would you define endless love?
    • Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
  • Elephants wear green tennis shoes for what reason?
    • To hide in the tall, tall grass.
  • Can you tell me why it is good to stand on the service line?
    • Because you can order ice cream.
  • Can you name a tennis tournament that never closes?
    • The U.S. OPEN
  • Cinderella always loses at tennis, why?
    • Because her coach was a pumpkin.
  • When the bar man walked into the bar, what did he say to the tennis ball? 
    • “Are you being served?”

Hilarious Tennis Short-Liners

  • This afternoon, I played quiet tennis.
    • It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket.
  • Novak Djokovic has refused to receive Coronavirus vaccines.
    • He’s now known as Novax Djokovic.
  • String your own equipment if you are a serious tennis player.
    • Anything off the shelf is a racket.
  • I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tennis ball.
    • I got served straight away.
  • John McEnroe gave me his broken tennis racket, no strings attached.
  • The first time I saw a game of tennis, it was love at first sight.
  • Because of their great four-hand, dogs would make great tennis players.
  • The tennis player returned his pet hamster…
    • and quickly realized he should have used a tennis ball instead.
  • Two tennis players fell in love.
    • Their paths crossed at the tennis ball.
  • The game of tennis is similar to waiting tables. 
    • The first serve is the most important thing to get right.
  • Backhanded compliments were the reason the tennis player didn’t get any dates.
  • It is never a good idea to play tennis with a cymbal.
    • It makes a terrible racket. 
  • Tennis players have a high divorce rate, which is not surprising. 
    • Love means nothing to them.
  • Hate the noises the tennis players make at absolute racquet. 

A game like tennis is easy to relate to, even if you don’t follow it. We hope you enjoy these jokes. You do, I’m sure! Also, check out these jokes below. They are perfect for your next read.

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