Best Sun Jokes That Will Give the Brightest Smile

Sun is out, and it’s summer. Yet, did you know there is something even better? Cracking up at funny sun jokes!

As a giant nuclear furnace, the sun provides us with the heat and light we need to survive. In addition, it provides us with solar energy, which is another way of saying that it powers our lives. 

Our planet is a beautiful place because of its presence.

Funny Sun Jokes and Puns

  • Was there anything the sun expert had to say about traveling to space?
    • “Been there, sun that.”
  • On what day of the week does the sun like to shine?
    • Sunday, of course!
  • What makes the sun so popular at parties?
    • Because he is the sunniest.
  • Why does the Sun not go to college?
    • Because it has a million degrees.
  • Which chocolate bar does the sun like best?
    • A Milky Way.
  • Why is the sun so egocentric?
    • He believes that everything revolves around him.
  • The solar system is a big family, right?
    • But everyone circles around the sun. 
  • I wonder what the sun said to the little star?
    • “Are you my sun?”
  • How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
    • Sunblock.
  • Why do lemons use sun tan lotion?
    • Because if they don’t they’ll peel!
  • When a sausage has sunbathed all day, what do you call it?
    • Done! 
  • When it rains, the sun is shining, but there is no rainbow, what do you call it?
    • A refrainbow!
  • Where does the sun drink from?
    • Sunglasses!
  • A sunburned librarian is called what?
    • Well red.
  • If you throw a red sun hat in the water, what happens?
    • It gets wet!
  • So why did the sun go to school?
    • To get brighter!
  • What do you call a horse that refuses to work when the sun is up?
    • A Nightmare.
  • Have you heard about the Scottish Space Agency’s mission to land on the sun?
    • They went at night to make sure it wouldn’t be too hot
  • Have you heard about the snowman who got angry when the sun came out?
    • He had a total meltdown.
  • Why is the sun not very heavy to carry?
    • Since it is so light.
  • When a man saw someone insulting the sun, why did he squint?
    • He now saw the man in a different light.
  • What is the reason why we always look up to the sun for positivity?
    • He always focuses on the brighter side of life.
  • Why does the sun fear meeting the devil?
    • Because it committed a sun.
  • What did the pig say under the hot sun?
    • “Whew! I’m baking.”
  • What did the sun tell the moon?
    • “Looks like it’s my night off.”
  • What did the sun tell the cloud when it went on vacation?
    • “You’ll be mist!”
  • Can you explain Venus’ fascination with the sun?
    • Because the sun is really hot.
  • What is the sun’s favorite clothing brand?
    • Kelvin Klein.
  • What should you look for if the sun shines while it’s snowing?
    • Snowbows.

Silly Sun Short-Liners

  • Until the sunshine puns run out,
    • every day is sun and games.
  • The sun has lots of degrees,
    • but it has never been to university!
  • Because the clouds keep casting shade,
    • the sun is really mad at them.
  • Trying to figure out where the sun went, I stayed up all night;
    • Then it dawned on me.
  • I rate myself a tan/tan as a guy who loves the beach and the sun!
  • The sun walks into a black hole.
    • The black hole says to the sun “I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation”.
  • People have rated the sun.
    • It was only one star.
  • It may be expensive to live on Earth.
    • But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
  • The brightness of Mom’s smartphone is brighter than the sun! 
  • Being vegan is so easy that I literally just stare at the sun and I’m satisfied.
    • Thanks photosynthesis. 
  • When we go to the beach with the kids, we use a really strong sunblock.
    • It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.
  • A fascinating fact: 99.86% of our solar system’s mass is devoted to the sun.
    • The rest is your mama.

In the Solar System, the Sun is at the center. Did you know that it has a mass of 1.4 milliohms the Earth’s and a diameter almost 330,000 times that of Earth?

On average, the Sun is 152,856,000 kilometers (95,909,000 mi) away from Earth. From Earth, a space probe would need about 160,000 years to reach the Sun.

Amazing, isn’t it? Kind of like how your laughs were amazing. For more bright laughs, check out our jokes below.

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Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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